XF2: Fight The Radioactive Taco!!
April 15th 2008 20:43
OK, so this was inspired by an actual dream I had and since so many of you found it as hilarious as I did (Paula are you still laughing? hehe), I decided I might as well make it it's own post...and video!! 
Step 1: The Radioactive David Duchovny Dream:
We were all in the mall and David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were there. Everyone kept following him around and passing out because he was radioactive! I figured it out and was trying to find him to help him before he ended up killing Tea or one of his kids. I remember some Taco guy chasing me around, and somehow I ended up on a bus. David got on and everyone scrambled to get away from him. He was wrapped in a baby blanket and not looking very well.
He sat down next to my mom and I was worried that she was going to pass out. The bus never got moving because there was an ambulance coming to pick him up. But he was getting worse and worse, so I finally grabbed him and his weird iron shield that suddenly appeared and helped him off the bus and into one of the stores.
I was trying to tell people what was wrong, that David Duchovny was dying, but no one listened because suddenly a bunch of guys dressed all in black with ski masks and machine guns showed up! They took the store hostage and I pulled David behind one of the floor to ceiling exhibits.
Outside, more masked men showed up and opened fire! I was shocked to find out that the store in the mall had bulletproof windows! Thankfully the guys outside were locked out, but there were still three of them inside.
I was starting to get really weak because of David’s radioactivity and he was getting really weak too. People around him slowly started dropping off and the bad guys wanted to know what was going on. I think we were in a shoe store that turned into a bagel shop and back at some point because I remember one of the bad guys ordering the guy behind the counter to give him food.
I was getting weaker and weaker and I was determined not to let David die. He was slipping in and out of consciousness, and I had to keep yelling at him to, “Hold on for Tea! *slap* Hold on for you kids! *slap* Hold on for Gillian! *slap* Hold on for Scully!”
Suddenly I realized the only way to keep us alive was to eat the pearls off necklaces that were hanging in the middle of the room. They tasted awful. I forced myself to eat them and David (who might have changed into Mulder when I told him to hold on for Scully) kept refusing them like a little kid. I had to force him to eat them to stay alive.
There was a rustling of people behind me but I never found out what was going on because I woke up.
Step 2: Fellow phile Edisto pointed out that the word "Taco" came up on in some of the anagrams of the uncovered letters of the US map in this new pic, and that there was a Taco man in my dream...
Step 3: The Video...combining the two...
See what happens when you can't get any sleep at night?
Step 1: The Radioactive David Duchovny Dream:
We were all in the mall and David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were there. Everyone kept following him around and passing out because he was radioactive! I figured it out and was trying to find him to help him before he ended up killing Tea or one of his kids. I remember some Taco guy chasing me around, and somehow I ended up on a bus. David got on and everyone scrambled to get away from him. He was wrapped in a baby blanket and not looking very well.
He sat down next to my mom and I was worried that she was going to pass out. The bus never got moving because there was an ambulance coming to pick him up. But he was getting worse and worse, so I finally grabbed him and his weird iron shield that suddenly appeared and helped him off the bus and into one of the stores.
I was trying to tell people what was wrong, that David Duchovny was dying, but no one listened because suddenly a bunch of guys dressed all in black with ski masks and machine guns showed up! They took the store hostage and I pulled David behind one of the floor to ceiling exhibits.
Outside, more masked men showed up and opened fire! I was shocked to find out that the store in the mall had bulletproof windows! Thankfully the guys outside were locked out, but there were still three of them inside.
I was starting to get really weak because of David’s radioactivity and he was getting really weak too. People around him slowly started dropping off and the bad guys wanted to know what was going on. I think we were in a shoe store that turned into a bagel shop and back at some point because I remember one of the bad guys ordering the guy behind the counter to give him food.
I was getting weaker and weaker and I was determined not to let David die. He was slipping in and out of consciousness, and I had to keep yelling at him to, “Hold on for Tea! *slap* Hold on for you kids! *slap* Hold on for Gillian! *slap* Hold on for Scully!”
Suddenly I realized the only way to keep us alive was to eat the pearls off necklaces that were hanging in the middle of the room. They tasted awful. I forced myself to eat them and David (who might have changed into Mulder when I told him to hold on for Scully) kept refusing them like a little kid. I had to force him to eat them to stay alive.
There was a rustling of people behind me but I never found out what was going on because I woke up.
Step 2: Fellow phile Edisto pointed out that the word "Taco" came up on in some of the anagrams of the uncovered letters of the US map in this new pic, and that there was a Taco man in my dream...
Step 3: The Video...combining the two...
See what happens when you can't get any sleep at night?
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