Supernatural: Two and a Half Men
January 27th 2011 23:19
Sam (Jared Padalecki) investigates a case about missing babies whose parents are being murdered. At one of the crime scenes, he discovers a baby that was left behind and calls Dean (Jensen Ackles) for help. Reluctant to leave Lisa (guest star Cindy Sampson) and Ben (guest star Nicholas Elia), Dean finally agrees to meet Sam and surprises his brother with how parental he has become. The brothers take the baby to Samuel (Mitch Pileggi), who decides to raise it as a hunter, which infuriates Dean. However, before they can decide the baby's future, a shape-shifter breaks in and attempts to kidnap the baby. John Showalter directed the episode written by Adam Glass.
SAMUEL : Am I boring you? You got someplace you need to be?
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SAMUEL : You know, sometimes I wonder about you, Sam.
SAM : Sometimes I wonder about me, too.
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DEAN: What's wrong?
SAM : I'm working this job.
DEAN: Dude.
SAM : Look, I just need you with me on this, okay?
DEAN: I'm out. I'm staying out.
SAM : Make an exception.
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SAM : Welcome to the party, Guttenberg.
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DEAN: Alright, so what do we know about this thing?
SAM : Well, uh, it was fast and it freaked when I cut it with silver.
DEAN: Alright, so that narrows it down to...
SAM : A ghoul? A zombie, a shifter, or about a dozen other things.
DEAN: I don't recall seeing babynapping in the profiles.
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DEAN: Well, we need to get some supplies.
SAM : I've got an arsenal in the trunk.
DEAN: Not that kind.
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DEAN: Alright, we gotta get moving. We've got the waterworks in like, T-minus ten.
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DEAN: (to the crying baby) Shh... shh... Come on, hang in there buddy. Hang in there, man.
SAM : Dean, make it stop.
DEAN: How?
SAM : Everyone's staring at us like we're child abusers! Feed it!
DEAN: We fed it!
SAM : Then what?
DEAN: I don't know. You think I speak baby? Maybe he needs a diaper change.
SAM : Oh God, I hope not.
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WOMAN /[b]: Aww... what's the matter? What's his name?
[b]DEAN: Bobby.
SAM : John.
DEAN: Bobby John.
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DEAN: Okay, alright, you know what? I'll pay you money if you sit still. (Sam laughs) This is like defusing an IED, with poop! Okay, alright, alright, alright, you are golden, Bobby John. Time to hit the hay.
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SAM : Huh.
DEAN: What?
SAM : You're just, uh, actually, not awful at that.
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DEAN: You go.
SAM : You sure?
DEAN: Unless you've got a badge for Bobby John, yeah, I'm sure.
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DEAN: You learn something new every day, huh?
SAM: I've never seen a baby monster before.
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DEAN: You all are joking, right? I mean, come on! You can't "Angelina Jolie" a shapeshifter. Give me the baby.
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SAMUEL: Congrats. It's a boy…sometimes.
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SAMUEL: We think it may have been an Alpha.
DEAN: An alpha, like?
SAMUEL: Like all monsters come from somewhere, right?
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