Supernatural: Live Free or Twi-Hard
February 3rd 2011 01:26
Remember when Jensen said this year they’d get to show people how to properly kill some vampires? Well, this is it!
It’s the Twilight parody episode people. And trust me, there’s nothing sweet or sparkly about these vamps. After a group of young girls go missing, Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) realize that a group of vampires have taken up residence in the small town. After a fight with two of the blood-suckers, Dean is bitten and turns into a vampire. Samuel (guest star Mitch Pileggi) tells Dean he can change him back but he'd have to get the blood of the vampire who turned him. Dean infiltrates the nest and runs into the Alpha.
Jan Eliasburg directed the episode written by Brett Matthews.
-CWJan Eliasburg directed the episode written by Brett Matthews.
Once Dean is turned back into a human, we start to see that yes, our fears that something is up with Sam are true. How could he just stand there and watch his own brother get turned into a vampire? Maybe it’s because Sam isn’t quite Sam…
DEAN: These aren't vampires, man. These are douchebags.
~*~*~
DEAN: Look at this. (holds up book) He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?
SAM: I gotta concentrate here, Dean.
DEAN: (reading from the book) "He could hear the blood rushing inside her. Almost taste it. He tried desperately to control himself. Romero knew their love was impossible." Romero? Really?
SAM: Dean, shut up.
DEAN: This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?
~*~*~
DEAN: Hey, try Lautner.
SAM: Wait, he's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
DEAN: What are you kidding me? That kid's everywhere. It's a freaking nightmare.
SAM: Hey, how many T's are there in Pattin- That's it. We're in!
~*~*~
DEAN: What are you 12? Are you wearing glitter?
~*~*~
DEAN: Why aren't you freaked out?
SAM: Of course I am!
DEAN: Really? 'Cause I can hear your heart beating, it's pretty damn steady.
SAM: That's cause I'm-- I'm trying to remain calm.
~*~*~
SAM: How does it feel?
DEAN: Now? Now you want to talk about my feelings?
SAM: No, I mean physically.
DEAN: How do you think it feels? Not good.
~*~*~
SAM: Where are you going?
DEAN: Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!
~*~*~
LISA: What's going on?
DEAN: It doesn't matter. But I need you to know, you and Ben, just... thanks, okay? For everything.
LISA: Dean, you're scaring me.
DEAN: (to himself) Oh, God, I'm Pattinson.
LISA: What?
DEAN: Nothing, I gotta go.
~*~*~
Samuel: What the hell is wrong with you, Sam?
SAM: What do you mean?
Samuel: You knew about the cure.
SAM: What? No I didn't.
Samuel: No, we talked about it months ago.
SAM: Not me. It must have been Christian or something.
Samuel: Huh. That's strange, cause if you had known, it'd be almost like you let him get turned. Get a man on the inside, help us find that Alpha Vamp we've been looking for.
SAM: You're serious? You think I'd do something like that - risk my own brother? What's wrong with you? ... Look, I'm just relieved we can fix him.
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