Supernatural: Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
October 2nd 2010 05:19
Zombies start turning up in Bobby’s town, and the locals are perfectly find with that. Sam and Dean, however, are not. When the boys follow a case into Bobby’s town, wondering why Bobby isn’t more worried about the local dead coming back to continue living their lives, Sam and Dean find out that one of the zombies is Bobby’s wife. She’s back, smiling, happy, and baking pies for her husband, and Bobby just can’t bear to let her go again. He killed her once, he’s not about to do it again.
When the zombies start turning on their families and eating them, however, Sam and Dean realize they’re going to have to take matters into their own hands. When the local law enforcement officer’s son comes back, he doesn’t want anything to do with Sam and Dean, or the “town drunk”. Wait, she’s talking about Bobby? When her son suddenly starts running a high fever and eats her husband, however, the sheriff realizes that what’s come back from the grave is NOT her son, and agrees to help Sam and Dean return the dead to their resting places. Unfortunately, Bobby begs Sam and Dean not to kill his wife, going so far as to threaten them with a gun if they come back. Not one to easily back down, Dean hangs around anyway, and when he hears a gunshot, runs inside. Bobby’s been forced to kill his wife. Again.
As the zombies attack, Dean and Bobby hold them off until they have to make a run for it back into the house, and Dean wheels Bobby into a closet, where they hole up with hopes that zombies are too stupid to learn how to pick locks. Ooops. “Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?” Bobby shouts at Dean as the zombies start to break through. Thankfully Sam and the Sheriff arrive in time to help them out, and later on, Bobby tells the boys that his wife had a message for him before she died. That message? That the zombies (brought back by Death, yes THAT Death), weren’t just there by coincidence. They were there because Bobby was there. And Bobby’s helping Sam and Dean. Bringing his wife back was only meant to break him. And it worked. Killing his wife once was awful. Having her back, even for a short time, only to have to kill her again, was worse.
Sam and Dean exchange a look, worried about their friend. Bobby’ll be okay, right? Bobby doesn’t answer.
Dean: You gave yourself your own nickname? You can’t do that.
Digger: Who died and made you queen?
~*~*~
Dean: You’re a zombie.
Clay: I’m a taxpayer.
~*~*~
Dean: Who is that?
Bobby: Karen, my wife.
Dean: Your new wife?
Bobby: My dead wife.
~*~*~
Bobby: "And through the fire stood before me a Pale Horse, and he that sat atop him carried a Sycthe. And I saw since he had risen, they too shall rise, and from him and through him."
Dean: So what, Death is behind this?
Sam: Death, Death? Like Grim Reaper, Death?
Bobby: Yeah.
Dean: Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday.
~*~*~
Sam: So what do you think?
Dean: There's nothing to think about. I'm not going to leave Bobby at home with the Bride of Frankenstein.
Sam: So what do you want to do, just walk in there in front of Bobby and blow her skull off?
Dean: If she decides that Bobby's face is a Blue Plate Special, I'd like to be there.
~*~*~
Sam: The last time I checked, the sheriff was pretty pro-zombie.
~*~*~
Karen: When I came back, there was a man.
Bobby: What do you mean?
Karen: At the grave. He was so thin, like a skeleton. He told me to give you a message.
~*~*~
Dean: You got anymore ammo? I'm low...
Bobby: Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies, it's in the van where we left it.
Dean: A simple no would have been fine.
~*~*~
Bobby: Kind of a tight fit, don't you think?
Dean: It's alright, they're idiots. They can't pick a lock.
(the zombies start to break in)
Bobby: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Dean: I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.
~*~*~
Bobby: She was the love of my life. How many times do I gotta kill her?
~*~*~
Bobby: You boys should know, Karen told me why Death was here.
Sam: What do you mean?
Bobby: I know why he took a stroll through a cemetery in the sticks of South Dakota. He came for me.
Dean: What do you mean you?
Bobby: Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message.
~*~*~
Dean: So this was like a hit on your life?
Bobby: I don't know if they wanted to take my life or my spirit. Either way, they wanted me out of the way.
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