Supernatural: Clap Your Hands if You Believe
February 3rd 2011 02:12
“UFO! UFO!” Or, not.
While Sam and Dean are investigating a UFO sighting, Dean is abducted from a crop circle. However, when he awakens, he discovers he isn't dealing with aliens, but fairies! Unfortunately, only Dean can see the fairy that keeps attacking him which makes tracing and stopping them difficult. The brothers become even more perplexed when Sam's investigation leads them to a world full of elves, gnomes and a leprechaun.
John Showalter directed the episode written by Ben Edlund.
-CWJohn Showalter directed the episode written by Ben Edlund.
When one of the fairies suggests that they could sneak into Hell’s back door to get Sam’s soul back, neither brother believes it, but Dean starts to worry that maybe Sam doesn’t really want it back either.
Sam: So, you've been hunting UFOs for over three decades and you basically have no concrete data and zero workable leads.
Wayne: Well, I...
Sam: Have you considered the possibility that you suck at hunting UFOs?
~*~*~
Dean: So on top of all the demons and the angels and the ghosts and the skinwalkers, it turns out that there's... So if aliens are actually real, what's next, huh? Hobbits? Seriously.
~*~*~
Sam: If you want to add glitter to that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whackadoo all over us. We'd rather not step in it.
Dean: Okay, we're done.
Sam: Only thing you're missing is a couple dozen cats, sister.
Dean: (pushing Sam out) Yeah, it's a blood sugar thing. My apologies.
~*~*~
Dean: Empathy man, empathy. I mean, the old Sam would have given her some wussified, dewy-eyed crap.
~*~*~
Dean: (running from UFO) UFO! UFO!
Sam: (on phone) Whoa-dude, stop yelling, you’re breaking up. I didn’t catch that last part.
Dean: (running) Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam: (calmly) Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They’re after me!
Sam: Third Kind already. You better run, man, I think The Fourth Kind’s the butt thing.
Dean: Empathy Sam! Empathy!
~*~*~
Sparrow: Your brother was abducted?
Sam: Yeah.
Sparrow: Oh my God!
Sam: It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust.
Sparrow: Did it happen when you were kids?
Sam: No, like half an hour ago.
~*~*~
Dean: (about the aliens) They were grabby, incandescent douchebags!
~*~*~
Sam: I was looking into it.
Dean: Looking into it? I was gone for like an hour!
Sam: An hour?
Dean: And most of that was walkin’ back to town!
~*~*~
Dean: And then suddenly I was in a different place. And there were these beings. And they were too bright to look at, but I could feel them pulling me towards this sort of table -
Sam: Probing table!
Dean: God, don't say that out loud!
~*~*~
Dean: I had a close encounter, Sam, and I won.
Sam: You should take a shower.
Dean: I should take a shower. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a shower now.
~*~*~
Dean: Yes, you sit in the dark and you feel the loss.
Sam: Absolutely, but couldn't I just do all that and have sex with the hippie chick?
Dean: NO!
Sam: It would be in the dark.
~*~*~
Dean: It was a little, naked lady, okay?
Sam: It was a what?
Dean: It was a little, glowing, hot, naked lady with... nipples, and... she hit me.
Sam: I'm not supposed to laugh, right?
~*~*~
Dean: Let's say fairies are real, okay? What can we do about them?
Marion: Sorry?
Dean: I mean, how can we...
Marion: Interact with them?
Dean: Yes, yes. Forcefully interact.
Marion: Well, if you want to win a fairy's favor, leave a bowl of fresh cream. They love cream.
Dean: Okay. Uh, and... and more forcefully?
~*~*~
Dean: Is it on me? I feel like I've got the crazy on me.
Sam: No. You did sit in some glitter, though.
Dean: Makes me want to believe in UFOs again.
~*~*~
Dean: Fight The Fairies! Fight The Fairies!
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