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LilithMad Lib Monday 9/22 Results: A scene from Supernatural
September 27th 2008 20:55
This week's hilarious stories come from the Supernatural episode "Mystery Spot", in which Sam is forced to watch his brother die over and over agian every Tuesday...The episode itself was already hilarious, look what happens when the Mad Libs take over! 
The next Tuesday, Sam decides maybe the Mystery Spot isn’t the reason for the loop. Dean decides they need to start making it a different day already. He changes his bacon to sausage…and chokes on it.
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean: *in shower* You mean we can’t even go out for breakfast?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s Wednesday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of slipping in a shower* Ahhh!
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These tacos taste funny to you?
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean’s electrified trying to plug in his razor.
“Heat of the moment…”
Sam has now ductaped the Mystery Spot owner to a chair while he takes an axe to the entire building! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean sighs and stands up, walks off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the axe.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more fighting, then SPLAT* Blood covers the ductaped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh no.
“Heat of the moment…”
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The next FISHday, Sam decides maybe the STICKY Spot isn’t the reason for the WHIP. Dean decides they need to start making it a different CHOCOLATE already. He changes his WAND to SAUSAGE…and SNEEZES on it.
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean: *in MORGUE* You mean we can’t even go out for CHAINSAWS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s CRUCIFIXday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of LYING in a shower* Ahhh!
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These FEATHERS taste BLOODY to you?
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean’s KISSED trying to GIGGLE in his RUBBER DUCK.
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Sam has now LIBRARY-taped the STICKY Spot owner to a GRANDMA while he takes a WIG to the entire SHEEP! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean JUMPS and CRAWLS up, TWISTING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the WIG.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more SCRATCHING, then BLEEEP!* KIDNEYS cover the LIBRARY-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh HOLY BANANA!
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
~*~*~
The next MONKEYday, Sam decides maybe the JUICY Spot isn’t the reason for the STETHOSCOPE. Dean decides they need to start making it a different EMMY already. He changes his COMIC BOOK to an INHALER…and SHOUTS on it.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean: *in THE LOO* You mean we can’t even go out for MAGIC WANDS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s POTATOday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of SLAPPING in a shower* Ahhh!
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These ASTONAUTS taste CONGESTED to you?
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean’s RIPPED trying to PUSH in his SMURF.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Sam has now BOUNCY BALL-taped the JUICY Spot owner to a PHONE BOOK while he takes an IPOD to the entire CANDLE! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean CHOWS DOWN and LICKS up, SCATCHING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the IPOD.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more LISTENING, then BOOM!* SHOE STRINGS cover the BOUNCY BALL-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
~*~*~
The next NOODLEday, Sam decides maybe the MESSY Spot isn’t the reason for the JAW BONE. Dean decides they need to start making it a different GOOGLY EYE already. He changes his SPAM to A FISHING POLE…and SWORD FIGHTS on it.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean: *in A SWAMP* You mean we can’t even go out for GAS STATIONS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s MOUNTAINday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of DIVE BOMBING in a shower* Ahhh!
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These OIL PAINTS taste JOLLY to you?
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean’s PUNCHED trying to BACK-FLIP in his AIRPLANE.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Sam has now PRUNE-taped the MESSY Spot owner to a SPORK while he takes a SQUID to the entire GOLF COURSE! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean FALLS and FLIES up, COUGHING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the SQUID.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more LAUGHING, then EEEK!* OLD SALAD BAR FOOD covers the PRUNE-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh ZOOT SUIT RIOT.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
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Ahahaha Love 'em!
~*~*~THE ORIGINAL SCENE~*~*~
The next Tuesday, Sam decides maybe the Mystery Spot isn’t the reason for the loop. Dean decides they need to start making it a different day already. He changes his bacon to sausage…and chokes on it.
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean: *in shower* You mean we can’t even go out for breakfast?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s Wednesday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of slipping in a shower* Ahhh!
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These tacos taste funny to you?
“Heat of the moment…”
Dean’s electrified trying to plug in his razor.
“Heat of the moment…”
Sam has now ductaped the Mystery Spot owner to a chair while he takes an axe to the entire building! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean sighs and stands up, walks off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the axe.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more fighting, then SPLAT* Blood covers the ductaped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh no.
“Heat of the moment…”
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PAULA'S STORY
The next FISHday, Sam decides maybe the STICKY Spot isn’t the reason for the WHIP. Dean decides they need to start making it a different CHOCOLATE already. He changes his WAND to SAUSAGE…and SNEEZES on it.
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean: *in MORGUE* You mean we can’t even go out for CHAINSAWS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s CRUCIFIXday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of LYING in a shower* Ahhh!
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These FEATHERS taste BLOODY to you?
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Dean’s KISSED trying to GIGGLE in his RUBBER DUCK.
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
Sam has now LIBRARY-taped the STICKY Spot owner to a GRANDMA while he takes a WIG to the entire SHEEP! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean JUMPS and CRAWLS up, TWISTING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the WIG.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more SCRATCHING, then BLEEEP!* KIDNEYS cover the LIBRARY-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh HOLY BANANA!
“JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG…”
~*~*~
AMY'S STORY
The next MONKEYday, Sam decides maybe the JUICY Spot isn’t the reason for the STETHOSCOPE. Dean decides they need to start making it a different EMMY already. He changes his COMIC BOOK to an INHALER…and SHOUTS on it.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean: *in THE LOO* You mean we can’t even go out for MAGIC WANDS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s POTATOday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of SLAPPING in a shower* Ahhh!
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These ASTONAUTS taste CONGESTED to you?
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Dean’s RIPPED trying to PUSH in his SMURF.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
Sam has now BOUNCY BALL-taped the JUICY Spot owner to a PHONE BOOK while he takes an IPOD to the entire CANDLE! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean CHOWS DOWN and LICKS up, SCATCHING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the IPOD.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more LISTENING, then BOOM!* SHOE STRINGS cover the BOUNCY BALL-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
“I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION…”
~*~*~
MEGGIE'S STORY
The next NOODLEday, Sam decides maybe the MESSY Spot isn’t the reason for the JAW BONE. Dean decides they need to start making it a different GOOGLY EYE already. He changes his SPAM to A FISHING POLE…and SWORD FIGHTS on it.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean: *in A SWAMP* You mean we can’t even go out for GAS STATIONS?
Sam: You’ll thank me when it’s MOUNTAINday.
Dean: Whatever that means…*sound of DIVE BOMBING in a shower* Ahhh!
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean: *taking a bite* These OIL PAINTS taste JOLLY to you?
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Dean’s PUNCHED trying to BACK-FLIP in his AIRPLANE.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
Sam has now PRUNE-taped the MESSY Spot owner to a SPORK while he takes a SQUID to the entire GOLF COURSE! Dean tells Sam that he’s probably done enough, but Sam’s determined to take it down to the studs. Dean FALLS and FLIES up, COUGHING off screen…
*off camera*
Dean: Sammy that’s enough. Give me the SQUID.
Sam: Forget it Dean.
Dean: Give it!
Sam: No you give it!
Dean: Let it go!
Sam: No!
Dean: Come on!
*more LAUGHING, then EEEK!* OLD SALAD BAR FOOD covers the PRUNE-taped owner.
Sam: Dean? Oh ZOOT SUIT RIOT.
“I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU…”
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Ahahaha Love 'em!
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