Mad Lib Monday Results (9/29): A scene from Moonlight
October 4th 2008 06:15
Actual scene:
Mick and Beth break into Maureen’s apartment, where she tells him that it was a lot more fun when he was a vampire.
Beth: *whispering* It’s a shame you can’t still do that sexy vampire jumping thing.
Mick: *whispering* Yeah well the jumping thing was kinda tied to the blood-sucking thing.
The killer has Maureen’s laptop, but Beth is convinced she had to have a USB backup hidden somewhere. Mick starts to look and tells Beth that people hide things in the last place they think anyone’s going to look. Beth has an epiphany, “Tampons!”
Mick: Excuse me?
Beth tells him that that’s where she hides all her good jewelry and runs off to get a box. When she returns with the USB drive, Mick can’t believe it. Maureen’s cat wanders in and Beth picks him up, pets him and tells him they’ll find someone good to take care of him, then sets him on Mick’s lap. Mick tries to stop her, as cats instinctively hate vamp—oh, look at that. Mick is amazed and grins as he starts petting the purring cat.
They hook the USB drive up to the computer but find the entire thing password protected.
It’s okay. Mick knows a guy.
Paula's Story
Mick and Beth break into Maureen’s REMOTE CONTROL, where she tells him that it was a lot more DIZZY when he was a TATOO.
Beth: *SCREAMING* It’s a shame you can’t still do that sexy TOE PUKING thing.
Mick: *SMOKING* Yeah well the TOE PUKING thing was kinda tied to the BANANA-sucking thing.
The killer has Maureen’s CAT FOOD, but Beth is convinced she had to have a CHICKEN backup hidden somewhere. Mick starts to SQUEEZE and tells Beth that people hide things in the last TOILET SEAT they think anyone’s going to LICK. Beth has an epiphany, “TOOLS!”
Mick: Excuse me?
Beth tells him that that’s where she TICKLES all her good TEDDY BEARS and CRIES off to get a GLASS. When she returns with the TOOLS, Mick can’t believe it. Maureen’s HAIRSPRAY wanders in and Beth CUDDLES him up, LAUGHS him and tells him they’ll find someone good to take care of him, then sets him on Mick’s WHALE. Mick tries to stop her, as HAIRSPRAY instinctively hates vamp—oh, look at that. Mick is FAT and grins as he starts HELPING the purring HAIRSPRAY.
They hook the TOOLS up to the PIE but find the entire thing CASKET protected.
It’s okay. Mick knows a FLOWER.
~*~*~
Amy's Story
Mick and Beth break into Maureen’s HIPPO, where she tells him that it was a lot more BLUE when he was a SNARBLAT.
Beth: *SCREECHING* It’s a shame you can’t still do that sexy CANDLESTICK RUBBING thing.
Mick: *DROOLING* Yeah well the CANDLESTICK RUBBING thing was kinda tied to the GUITAR-sucking thing.
The killer has Maureen’s RUBBER DUCKIE, but Beth is convinced she had to have an ICE CUBE backup hidden somewhere. Mick starts to SNIFF and tells Beth that people hide things in the last HATCHET they think anyone’s going to SWING. Beth has an epiphany, “SUNFLOWER SEEDS!”
Mick: Excuse me?
Beth tells him that that’s where she CLAPS all her good BOOGERS and STABS off to get a PUPPY. When she returns with the SUNFLOWER SEEDS, Mick can’t believe it. Maureen’s PUMPKIN wanders in and Beth SWISHES him up, CUTS him and tells him they’ll find someone good to take care of him, then sets him on Mick’s FLYING SAUCER. Mick tries to stop her, as PUMKINS instinctively hate vamp—oh, look at that. Mick is CUDDLY and grins as he starts STIRRING the purring PUMPKIN.
They hook the SUNFLOWER SEEDS up to the PILLOW but find the entire thing MOOSE protected.
It’s okay. Mick knows a TRAP.
~*~*~
Meggi's Story
Mick and Beth break into Maureen’s KIWI, where she tells him that it was a lot more CHARMING when he was a LAMP SHADE.
Beth: *DIVING* It’s a shame you can’t still do that sexy MOON BOOT SINGING thing.
Mick: *CRYING* Yeah well the MOON BOOT SINGING thing was kinda tied to the MICROPHONE -sucking thing.
The killer has Maureen’s NACHOS, but Beth is convinced she had to have a TUGBOAT backup hidden somewhere. Mick starts to CRAWL and tells Beth that people hide things in the last WET NOODLE they think anyone’s going to CATAPULT. Beth has an epiphany, “FROZEN BANANAS!”
Mick: Excuse me?
Beth tells him that that’s where she SWORD FIGHTS all her good ICE PICKS and EXPLODES off to get a RAILROAD TRACK. When she returns with the FROZEN BANANAS, Mick can’t believe it. Maureen’s FINGERNAIL wanders in and Beth KISSES him up, PITCHES him and tells him they’ll find someone good to take care of him, then sets him on Mick’s PLANET. Mick tries to stop her as FINGERNAILS instinctively hate vamp—oh, look at that. Mick is SILLY and grins as he starts ACTING the purring FINGERNAIL.
They hook the FROZEN BANANAS up to the HOT DOG but find the entire thing CAVE protected.
It’s okay. Mick knows a GREEN GIANT.
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