12/15 Mad Lib Results: A Scene From House
December 18th 2008 19:50
ACTUAL SCENE
House gets into bed. “The other nurse used to tuck me in.”
Cuddy is standing in the doorway. “I’ll be on the couch. With a shotgun in my lap.”
“Worrying about me?”
“Making sure you don’t try to make a limp for the boarder.”
She tells him to get some sleep and House rolls over and closes his eyes.
House gets up and goes into the living room. “I’m not sleepy, mommy.”
The mysterious girl from the bus rolls over on the couch to look at him. “Me neither.”
“Who are you? And why are you stalking me?”
The woman fingers the necklace around her neck. “Technically you’re stalking me.”
House notices the necklace and walks over. “What is that?”
He picks up the yellowish circle and looks at the mosquito inside. “Mosquito?”
“Maybe just a fly.”
House realizes there’s some detail he’s missing that’s spoiling the whole picture. The girl picks up his hand and runs it along her face.
“Is this significant?” House asks her. “Or is this dream just heading in a different direction?”
“That depends,” she answers. “What are you going to do with that?”
House suddenly notices the red ribbon in his other hand. “I have to tie this around you.” He does.
“I’m cold.”
“Stay with me.” House stops. “Why did I say that?”
He looks down to find blood running over the red ribbon.
Suddenly House wakes up and hobbles out into the living room to wake up Cuddy.
“Hey.”
“Go away.”
“It’s not over, I saved the wrong person.”
~*~*~
PAULA’S SCENE
House WASHES into a CHOCOLATE. “The other BED used to LICK me in.”
Cuddy is BOWING in the KEYCHAIN. “I’ll be on the DORK. With a TACO in my lap.”
“Worrying about me?”
“Making sure you don’t try to make a KISS for the CHICKEN.”
She tells him to get some sleep and House DANCES over and BURPS his TONGUE.
House PULLS up and SNORTS into the living room. “I’m not HAPPY, mommy.”
The CREAMY COUCH from the SANTA HAT CRAWLS over on the couch to look at him. “Me neither.”
“Who are you? And why are you CRYING me?”
The COUCH SWOONS the MUFFIN around her neck. “Technically you’re CRYING me.”
House notices the MUFFIN and DROOLS over. “What is that?”
He picks up the DIRTY VALLEY and looks at the SKIRT inside. “SKIRT?”
“Maybe just a HAMSTER.”
House realizes there’s some detail he’s missing that’s spoiling the whole WIG. The COUCH SNIFFS up his hand and runs it along her CREATE.
“Is this FAT?” House asks her. “Or is this WORK just heading in a STUPID direction?”
“That depends,” she answers. “What are you going to do with that?”
House suddenly notices the SWORD in his other hand. “I have to SLEEP this around you.” He does.
“I’m FURRY.”
“TWIST with me.” House stops. “Why did I say that?”
He looks down to find VODKA running over the SWORD.
Suddenly House wakes up and SINGS out into the CHURCH to WORSHIP Cuddy.
“Hey.”
“Go away.”
“It’s not CRUEL, I PUSHED the wrong CHEESE.”
~*~*~
MEGGIE’S SCENE
House SKINNY DIPS into a NOODLE. “The other HELICOPTER used to BITE me in.”
Cuddy is CREEPING in the HAZMAT SUIT. “I’ll be on the WIG. With a POLAR BEAR in my lap.”
“Worrying about me?”
“Making sure you don’t try to make AN ARMY CRAWL for the SANDWICH.”
She tells him to get some sleep and House CAMPS over and SKIPS his LIVER.
House RAPS up and FORBIDS into the living room. “I’m not WICKED, mommy.”
The ELEGANT BAGPIPE from the CHEW TOY WEAVES over on the couch to look at him. “Me neither.”
“Who are you? And why are you DRIVING me?”
The BAGPIPE CRIES the ALIEN around her neck. “Technically you’re DRIVING me.”
House notices the ALIEN and EXPLODES over. “What is that?”
He picks up the ENCHANTING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE and looks at the CHIMNEY ROCK inside. “CHIMNEY ROCK?”
“Maybe just a LIP.”
House realizes there’s some detail he’s missing that’s spoiling the whole RELIC. The BAGPIPE OH SNAPS up his hand and runs it along her LOTION.
“Is this GIGANTIC?” House asks her. “Or is this GNAT just heading in a VIVACIOUS direction?”
“That depends,” she answers. “What are you going to do with that?”
House suddenly notices the TUMBLEWEED in his other hand. “I have to RUN this around you.” He does.
“I’m MOANING.”
“REWRITE with me.” House stops. “Why did I say that?”
He looks down to find MELTING ICE CREAM running over the TUMBLEWEED.
Suddenly House wakes up and KARATE CHOPS out into the TOP OF MT. EVEREST to THROW Cuddy.
“Hey.”
“Go away.”
“It’s not SOUR, I COOKED the wrong SUBMARINE.”
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