Mad Lib Results (1/19): A Scene From Grey's Anatomy
January 27th 2009 00:56
ACTUAL SCENE
It’s Halloween at Seattle Grace! Meredith wakes up from a semi-nightmare and goes to her closet…where she finds the urn holding her mother’s ashes. She picks it up, goes out to the kitchen to find Izzie and Alex up because they couldn’t sleep, and empties her mother’s remains into a plastic bag. Alex is carving a pumpkin and wishes her, “Happy freakin’ Halloween.”
At work the next day, Cristina puts up an apartment for rent sign for Burke’s place, and the Chief takes it. Callie comes in to tell them the pit will be busy because it’s a holiday and Bailey adds, plus “we’ve got Seattle’s annual chainsaw pumpkin carving contest.” Izzie asks a question, and Callie tells her to direct her questions to Dr. Bailey, when everyone is confused, she explains, “Oh because she’s been sleeping with my husband.” Cristina’s response? “That’s even more creepy than your bag full of Mommy.”
Lexie gets yelled at by a patient for not taking care of the lady’s husband when she obviously has time to dress up for Halloween. George comes in and rescues her, and tells her he likes her costume. Lexie then finds out that Cristina was lying when she told her they all dressed up. Haha! Nice.
A man shows up at the hospital insisting, “This foot does not belong to me. It feels like a corpse foot.” He insists he’s not crazy, “I work at a bank”. He just wants a surgeon to amputate his foot because it’s driving him crazy moving around on it’s own.
Meredith runs into Derek and accidentally spills her mom on the floor, explaining that she thought it might be disrespectful to leave her in the car. The nurses have it out for Sloan, saying they combined notes on pickup lines, etc. and they’re identical. They’ve now formed a club, “Nurses United Against Mark Sloan”. Derek shows up with a young boy who’s mother was in the hospital, telling him that there’s a kid looking for him. When Mark turns around the kids asks, “Daddy?” The look on Sloan’s face is priceless before Derek pulls out money to pay him. Mark assures him he’ll be getting him back for that.
“Ava” returns, much to Alex’s surprise, to tell him that she wants to be Ava for Halloween.
All of this happens before the “Grey’s Anatomy” and first commercial…
MEGGIE'S SCENE
It’s WICKED DAY at Seattle Grace! Meredith TUGS up from a semi-nightmare and CREEPS to her CHEESECAKE …where she finds the SUITE OF ARMOR holding her mother’s SPONGES. She picks them up, DIVES out to the FIREPLACE to find Izzie and Alex up because they couldn’t FORBID, and empties her mother’s SPONGES into a PRECIOUS GOLF BAG. Alex is KISSING a FUNGUS and wishes her, “THUNDERING freakin’ BALD HEAD.”
At A PORTA POTTY the next day, Cristina puts up an STICKY TACK for rent sign for Burke’s FISH TANK, and the Chief SWEATS it. Callie KNITS in to tell them the pit will be DIRTY because it’s a holiday and Bailey adds, plus “we’ve got Seattle’s annual SCOOTER MANNEQUIN JUMPING contest.” Izzie CRIES a HAIR NET, and Callie tells her to direct her HAIR NETS to Dr. Bailey. When everyone is confused, she explains, “Oh because she’s been MELTING with my MAILBOX.” Cristina’s response? “That’s even more FUZZY than your LIGHTNING full of SPAM.”
Lexie gets WINKED at by a POODLE for not taking care of the STAIR-MASTER when she obviously has time to NINJA ATTACK up for WICKED DAY. George SINGS in and MISSPELLS her, and tells her he likes her BENZENE SPILL. Lexie then finds out that Cristina was WALTZING when she told her they all HIT. Haha! Nice.
A TOOTH shows up at the hospital, insisting, “This POTATO PEELER does not belong to me. It feels like a VICTORIOUS MOOSE.” He insists he’s not RIPE, “I FROZE at a SEWER”. He just wants a surgeon to amputate his CANDLESTICK because it’s driving him crazy EXPLODING around on it’s own.
Meredith BOXES into Derek and accidentally BITES her BELT BUCKLE on the floor, explaining that she thought it might be disrespectful to MASSAGE it in the SNOT. The BEARDS have it out for Sloan, saying they KILLED notes on ACTION FIGURE lines, etc. and they’re STICKY. They’ve now formed a club, “BEARDS United Against DEAFENING PEANUTS”.
Derek MOANS up with a young REMOTE who’s WHIP was in the CASTLE, telling him that there’s a MASK POSING for him. When Mark turns around the REMOTE asks, “GO GO GADGET LEGS?!” The look on Sloan’s IMPLANT is GIGANTIC before Derek BENDS out IVS to DROPKICK him. Mark assures him he’ll be ROWING him back for that.
“THE LOCH NESS MONSTER” returns, much to Alex’s surprise, to SHUDDER him that she wants to be SAUSAGE for WICKED DAY.
All of this happens before the “PANICKY DENCHERS” and first RUBBER DUCK …
PAULA'S SCENE
It’s STINKY DAY at Seattle Grace! Meredith COUGHS up from a semi-nightmare and LICKS to her GARAGE…where she finds the JUICE holding her mother’s CIGARETTES. She picks it up, SNORTS out to the BEACH to find Izzie and Alex up because they couldn’t PUNCH, and empties her mother’s CIGARETTES into a WET TURKEY SANDWICH. Alex is HUGGING a BATHTUB and wishes her, “STICKY freakin’ KEYCHAIN DAY.”
At THE GYM the next day, Cristina puts up an MONKEY for rent sign for Burke’s TOILET PAPER, and the Chief SUCKS it. Callie KICKS in to tell them the pit will be FAT because it’s a holiday and Bailey adds, plus “we’ve got Seattle’s annual BARBEQUE SAUCE SPIDER FIGHTING contest.” Izzie FARTS a TOOTHBRUSH, and Callie tells her to direct her TOOTHBRUSHES to Dr. Bailey. when everyone is confused, she explains, “Oh because she’s been SQUEEZING with my BRA.” Cristina’s response? “That’s even more ADJECTIVE than your EAR WAX full of BANANAS.”
Lexie gets CRALED at by a DIAPER for not taking care of the LAKE when she obviously has time to DANCE up for STINKY DAY. George SPITS in and CHANGES her, and tells her he likes her CHICKEN. Lexie then finds out that Cristina was DRINKING when she told her they all SINGING. Haha! Nice.
A GAME shows up at the hospital, insisting, “This UNDERWEAR does not belong to me. It feels like a SCRATCHY HEADACHE.” He insists he’s not STUPID, “I SMELL at a STORE”. He just wants a surgeon to amputate his TATTOO because it’s driving him crazy LOVING around on it’s own.
Meredith BOWS into Derek and accidentally SWOONS her FISH on the floor, explaining that she thought it might be disrespectful to KILL her in the FLASHLIGHT. The TEET have it out for Sloan, saying they STALKED notes on HAIRSPRAY lines, etc. and they’re LAZY. They’ve now formed a club, “TEETH United Against LOUD DISHES”.
Derek BREAKS up with a young GORILLA who’s COUCH was in the BATHROOM, telling him that there’s a FIRE CRYING for him. When Mark turns around the GORILLA asks, “WOOOAAAHH?” The look on Sloan’s SNOW is SLOW before Derek CUDDLES out CANDLES to PUSH him. Mark assures him he’ll be PUSHING him back for that.
“BATMAN” returns, much to Alex’s surprise, to PULL him that he wants to be FINGERS for STINKY DAY.
All of this happens before the “SMART TAMPONS” and first WALL…
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Ahahahaha! I wish you all a “THUNDERING freakin’ BALD HEAD!" And just how do I join “BEARDS United Against DEAFENING PEANUTS” or “TEETH United Against LOUD DISHES”? Hmmm...
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