Mad Lib 12/29 Results: A Scene From Chuck
January 2nd 2009 23:43
ACTUAL SCENE
“It’s a Venetian puzzle box,” Chuck explains. “Very popular with Renaissance spies.”
“It’s locked.”
Chuck interrupts. “The running, jumping, shooting people part of the job? That’s all you guys. But the puzzles? That’s all me.” He leans over the box and starts to slide the tiles around. “You see, you’d think it’d be numbers one through 12 in a row, but these boxes use the complicated Fibonacci sequence…” Chuck finishes the sequence and the box clicks open. Chuck grins. “Let’s see what we’ve got.”
He opens the box to find it empty aside from a strange metal thing with three tubes, and what looks like a mini shower head on the bottom. Sarah and Chuck look at each other, then down at the box, and suddenly *psssshhhhhh*
“Ahhhh!”
“Casey! GAS!” Sarah shouts as she and Chuck are sprayed with the red gas.
“I’ll be right back with a containment unit.” Casey slides out the door.
“What is this?! Ah! Get it off me!” Chuck is frantically trying to wipe off the gas, and just as frantically, Sarah rips off his shirt. “Get in the shower now! Quick!” She pulls off her own shirt. She shuffles him towards the bathroom and Chuck fumbles with his belt, “Ah! Get it off! Get it off!”
“Get your pants off!”
“I’m trying!”
“Hurry!”
Chuck manages to get his pants off finally as Sarah turns on the water and pulls him into the shower.
“Cold! So so so cold!”
Sarah grabs the soap and shoves it at him. “Use the soap!”
“Okay—” Chuck gasps, then drops the soap. “Sorry!”
They both fumble around in the cold water, bumping into each other in search of the soap. Sarah grabs it and starts frantically rubbing water in his face. “Wash your face properly!”
“Tastes like soap! Tastes like soap!” Chuck gurgles, trying to grab onto the slippery soap as Sarah yanks him down towards her. ‘And your hair!” She starts washing out his hair frantically some more, than starts in on herself. Chuck grabs the soap and tries to help her. Sarah turns around to wash her hair, and as Chuck’s washing her back, he suddenly realizes where he is, and who he’s with…
There’s a knock at the door. “Get the door, that’s Casey!” Sarah tells him. “We have no time to waste, quick!”
Chuck grabs a towel and runs to answer it. He flings the door open and—“Jill?”
“Chuck?”
“How’d you…?”
“Bellman sent me to your room.”
“I…”
Sarah walks out, dripping wet and in her underwear. Jill glances from her to Chuck, also dripping wet and in his underwear. “I knew it.”
Jill stalks off as Chuck yells after her that, “It’s not what you think! Please Jill, I could be dying!”
She’s gone.
MEGGIE'S SCENE
“It’s a Venetian puzzle BATTLESHIP,” Chuck explains. “Very popular with Renaissance MONKIES.”
“It’s CLEVER.”
Chuck interrupts. “The BREAK DANCING, SKIPPING, CRYING people part of the job? That’s all you guys. But the MUD PIES? That’s all me.” He BITES over the BATTLE SHIP and starts to SLINK the UNICORNS around. “You see, you’d think it’d be CHEESE BITES one through 12 in a row, but these BATTLESHIPS use the complicated RAINBOW sequence…” Chuck finishes the sequence and the BATTLESHIP EXPLODES open. Chuck grins. “Let’s see what we’ve got.”
He opens the BATTLESHIP to find it SPARKLY aside from a strange WICKED thing with three PLUMS, and what looks like a mini CLOTHES LINE on the bottom. Sarah and Chuck look at each other, then down at the BATTLESHIP, and suddenly * CRUNCH*
“OH SNAP!”
“Casey! BLUBBER!” Sarah shouts as she and Chuck are sprayed with the DEAFENING BLUBBER.
“I’ll be right back with a PIRATE unit.” Casey EATS out the door.
“What is this?! Ah! Get it off me!” Chuck is frantically trying to FALL off the BLUBBER, and just as frantically, Sarah rips off his YO-YO. “Get in the PIANO now! Quick!” She pulls off her own BUBBLE WRAP. She GRINDS him towards the GRAND CANYON HORSE TRAIL and Chuck fumbles with his ALIEN, “Ah! Get it off! Get it off!”
“Get your FISH LIPS off!”
“I’m trying!”
“Hurry!”
Chuck manages to get his FISH LIPS off finally as Sarah KISSES on the CORN STALK and SINGS him into the CORN STALK.
“BOILING! So so so BOILING!”
Sarah grabs the HIGHLIGHTER and shoves it at him. “Use the YOGURT!”
“Okay—” Chuck gasps, then drops the YOGURT. “Sorry!”
They both SMITE around in the VICTORIOUS FORK, bumping into each other in search of the LIGHT HOUSE. Sarah grabs it and starts frantically rubbing 3D GLASSES in his KNEE. “Wash your KNEE BRUTALLY!”
“Tastes like ELEPHANT! Tastes like ELEPHANT!” Chuck gurgles, trying to grab onto the DREAMY STOP SIGN as Sarah yanks him down towards her. ‘And your EYE!” She starts washing out his EYE EXUBERANTLY some more, than starts in on herself. Chuck grabs the ROCKING HORSE and tries to SPIT her. Sarah SNEAKS around to wash her POTTED PLANT, and as Chuck’s washing her LAVA, he suddenly realizes where he is, and who he’s with…
There’s a BIRD CAGE at the door. “Get the door, that’s Casey!” Sarah tells him. “We have no time to STRIDE, AMUSED!”
Chuck SASHAYS a FAKE NOSE and SWEARS to answer it. He flings the GOAT FLABBERGASTEDLY and—“Jill?”
“Chuck?”
“How’d you…?”
“THE WHITE CHESS QUEEN sent me to your BUNNY HOLE.”
“I…”
Sarah ARMY CRAWLS out, RABID and in her TOW TRUCK. Jill glances from her to Chuck, also RABID and in his TOW TRUCK.
“I knew it.” Jill SLAM DUNKS off as Chuck yells after her that, “It’s not what you LEAP! Please Jill, I could be SWORD FIGHTING!”
She’s THUNDERING.
PAULA'S SCENE
“It’s a Venetian puzzle BOTTLE,” Chuck explains. “Very popular with Renaissance CANDIES.”
“It’s PALE.”
Chuck interrupts. “The KISSING, CUDDLING, BRUSHING people part of the job? That’s all you guys. But the CANDLES? That’s all me.” He COUGHS over the BOTTLE and starts to SNORT the FORKS around. “You see, you’d think it’d be BIRDS one through 12 in a row, but these BOTTLES use the complicated FEATHER BOA sequence…” Chuck finishes the sequence and the BOTTLE BOWS open. Chuck grins. “Let’s see what we’ve got.”
He opens the BOTTLE to find it HAPPY aside from a strange STUPID thing with three FLOWERS, and what looks like a mini SALT on the bottom. Sarah and Chuck look at each other, then down at the BOTTLE, and suddenly *BLAM*
“( ~II~) ^^!”
“Casey! STAR!” Sarah shouts as she and Chuck are sprayed with the RIDICULOUS STAR.
“I’ll be right back with a BATHTUB unit.” Casey TURNS out the door.
“What is this?! Ah! Get it off me!” Chuck is frantically trying to SIT off the STAR, and just as frantically, Sarah rips off his DISHWASHER. “Get in the SNOW now! Quick!” She pulls off her own NOODLE. She CHICKEN DANCES him towards the CASTLE and Chuck fumbles with his MUFFIN, “Ah! Get it off! Get it off!”
“Get your FIRE off!”
“I’m trying!”
“Hurry!”
Chuck manages to get his FIRE off finally as Sarah SAVES on the TAPE and SLEEPS him into the SNOW.
“SAFE! So so so SAFE!”
Sarah grabs the RAIN and shoves it at him. “Use the TRAILER!”
“Okay—” Chuck gasps, then drops the TRAILER. “Sorry!”
They both FALL around in the FLUFFY SCREWDRIVER, bumping into each other in search of the LIGHTBULB. Sarah grabs it and starts frantically rubbing CANES in his EAR. “Wash your EAR SERIOUSLY!”
“Tastes like HORN! Tastes like HORN!” Chuck gurgles, trying to grab onto the ANGRY PEAR as Sarah yanks him down towards her. ‘And your ANKLE!” She starts washing out his ANKLE LOUDLY some more, than starts in on herself. Chuck grabs the UNDERWEAR and tries to SCREAM her. Sarah JUMPS around to wash her SPIDER, and as Chuck’s washing her DOOR, he suddenly realizes where he is, and who he’s with…
There’s a KEYBOARD at the door. “Get the door, that’s Casey!” Sarah tells him. “We have no time to HUG, BEAUTIFULLY!”
Chuck FAINTS a WIG and LICKS to answer it. He flings the CIGAR LIGHTLY and—“Jill?”
“Chuck?”
“How’d you…?”
“BATMAN sent me to your BEACH.”
“I…”
Sarah KICKS out, OLD and in her GLASSES. Jill glances from her to Chuck, also OLD and in his GLASSES.
“I knew it.” Jill READS off as Chuck yells after her that, “It’s not what you REST! Please Jill, I could be RECORDING!”
She’s WEIRD
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