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LilithMad Lib 11/3 Results: A Scene From Bones
November 8th 2008 02:13
Sorry for the slight delay on this one, bad weather knocked out my electricity all day yesterday and the night before, but I'm online again, so here's this week's funny scenes! 
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Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing girl might still be alive—near a flower shop by the subway.
They get to the florists, and Booth shoots off the lock. Bones produces her giant gun, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to carry that?” She wants to shoot off the next lock, but Booth just takes the gun apart in his hands. They find a bunch of drugs and he figures out that the murderer is the EMT.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a lab coat at all times!”
They find another lock and Bones asks if she can shoot it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the shot…Which then bounces off the lock, off her Wonder Woman armbands, and hits Booth in the leg!
Booth: You shot me! I said no! “Don’t shoot, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t shoot, no, I said!”
Bones : I’m sorry! The bullet bounced off my bracelet, just like in Amazonia!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she opens the door to find hundreds of snakes, screams, and jumps up off the floor*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not poisonous.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you get down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my actions.
Booth: Get on my back…
They enter the snake-filled room and find Megan, but the evil clown shows up and Bones shoots at him before he can shoot them. Booth drops her, she hits her head, then yells at him for dropping her. He says it was because she keeps shooting at things! Bones tells him her gun is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been telling her the whole time, and they switch weapons. Bones stays behind with Megan as Booth goes after the killer clown.
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing FRYING PAN might still be alive—near a FLASHLIGHT shop by the COMPUTER.
They get to the FLASHLIGHT, and Booth SINGS off the BUS. Bones produces her SCARY MOON, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to LICK that?” She wants to KICK off the next VIRGIN, but Booth just takes THE MOON apart in his hands. They find a bunch of CANDLES and he figures out that the murderer is the PLUMBER.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear an EASTER BUNNY at all times!”
They find another VIRGIN and Bones asks if she can DANCE it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the DRUG …Which then TOUCHES off the BASEBALL, off her Wonder FOOD armbands, and hits Booth in the TOE!
Booth: You SCRATCHED me! I said no! “Don’t SCRATCH, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t SCRATCH, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The DRUG bounced off my BOAT, just like in AS GOOD AS IT GETS!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she PINCHES the FAITH to find hundreds of FLOWERS, GIVES, and SWIMS up off the GODZILLA*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not FLUFFY.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you HEAR down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my SMURFS.
Booth: Get on my NOSE…
They enter the FLOWER-filled room and find THE FRYING PAN, but the evil BED STRIPS up and Bones SNIFFS at him before he can SCREAM them. Booth DANCES Bones, she hits her LIP, then yells at him for SHOOTING her. He says it was because she keeps SLEEPING at things! Bones tells him her MOON is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been CRYING her the whole time, and they switch CLOUDS. Bones stays behind with THE FRYING PAN as Booth goes after the killer BED.
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing STAPLER might still be alive—near a DAISY shop by the COOKIE JAR.
They get to the DAISY, and Booth TROTS off the WEED WACKER. Bones produces her GLOWING EYE SHADOW, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to TIP TOE that?” She wants to SPAZ off the next CELL PHOHNE, but Booth just takes the EYE SHADOW apart in his hands. They find a bunch of LIGHT BULBS and he figures out that the murderer is the BUFFY.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a SEA WEED at all times!”
They find another CELL PHONE and Bones asks if she can MOONWALK it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the CONTACT LENS…Which then EXPLODES off the DOORKNOB, off her Wonder CORN FIELD armbands, and hits Booth in the PHALANGES!
Booth: You RAN me! I said no! “Don’t RUN, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t RUN, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The CONTACT LENS bounced off my TOP HAT, just like in SCREAM!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she BENCH PRESSES the SIPPY CUP to find hundreds of MOONBEAMS, TWIRLS, and PRANCES up off the TABLE*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not SILKY.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you BREATHE down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my LAWN DARTS.
Booth: Get on my APPENDIX…
They enter the MOONBEAM-filled room and find STAPLER, but the evil MARSHMALLOW STARES up and Bones TICKLES at him before he can PAINT them. Booth WASHES Bones, she hits her TOES, then yells at him for FLYING her. He says it was because she keeps KISSING at things! Bones tells him her EYE SHADOW is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been TWITCHING her the whole time, and they switch MAILBOXES. Bones stays behind with STAPLER as Booth goes after the killer MARSHMALLOW.
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing PEACH might still be alive—near a GOGGLES shop by the EYE BROW.
They get to the GOGGLES, and Booth BEHOLDS off the AIRPLANE. Bones produces her REPULSIVE CHEESE, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to SKIP that?” She wants to BITE off the next BRIDGE, but Booth just takes THE CHEESE apart in his hands. They find a bunch of HEDGEHOGS and he figures out that the murderer is the RETIRED DJ.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a BOSTON CREAM PIE at all times!”
They find another BRIDGE and Bones asks if she can CREEP it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the BOOGER …Which then SWORD FIGHTS off the FISHING POLE, off her Wonder SMUSHED TOMATO armbands, and hits Booth in the NOSE!
Booth: You LICKED me! I said no! “Don’t LICK, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t LICK, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The BOOGER bounced off my ANCHOR, just like in BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she PARTAKES the VOLCANO to find hundreds of RUBBER DUCKS, FAINTS, and SMITES up off the GREASE*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not HANDSOME.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you SNEAK down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my CRAYONS.
Booth: Get on my TONGUE …
They enter the RUBBER DUCK-filled room and find THE PEACH, but the evil DOG BONE DANCES up and Bones SNEEZES at him before he can KISS them. Booth BODY SLAMS Bones, she hits her SMALL INTESTINE, then yells at him for DIVING her. He says it was because she keeps WII BOXING at things! Bones tells him her CHEESE is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been BURSTING her the whole time, and they switch CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS. Bones stays behind with THE PEACH as Booth goes after the killer DOG BONE.
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Ahahaha! Oh man, this is so what I needed to cheer me up after a not so great week. LoL Lisa thanks for joining in the fun! That was awesome! And Paula, as usual yours was great as well. 
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Actual Scene
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing girl might still be alive—near a flower shop by the subway.
They get to the florists, and Booth shoots off the lock. Bones produces her giant gun, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to carry that?” She wants to shoot off the next lock, but Booth just takes the gun apart in his hands. They find a bunch of drugs and he figures out that the murderer is the EMT.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a lab coat at all times!”
They find another lock and Bones asks if she can shoot it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the shot…Which then bounces off the lock, off her Wonder Woman armbands, and hits Booth in the leg!
Booth: You shot me! I said no! “Don’t shoot, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t shoot, no, I said!”
Bones : I’m sorry! The bullet bounced off my bracelet, just like in Amazonia!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she opens the door to find hundreds of snakes, screams, and jumps up off the floor*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not poisonous.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you get down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my actions.
Booth: Get on my back…
They enter the snake-filled room and find Megan, but the evil clown shows up and Bones shoots at him before he can shoot them. Booth drops her, she hits her head, then yells at him for dropping her. He says it was because she keeps shooting at things! Bones tells him her gun is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been telling her the whole time, and they switch weapons. Bones stays behind with Megan as Booth goes after the killer clown.
Paula's Scene
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing FRYING PAN might still be alive—near a FLASHLIGHT shop by the COMPUTER.
They get to the FLASHLIGHT, and Booth SINGS off the BUS. Bones produces her SCARY MOON, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to LICK that?” She wants to KICK off the next VIRGIN, but Booth just takes THE MOON apart in his hands. They find a bunch of CANDLES and he figures out that the murderer is the PLUMBER.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear an EASTER BUNNY at all times!”
They find another VIRGIN and Bones asks if she can DANCE it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the DRUG …Which then TOUCHES off the BASEBALL, off her Wonder FOOD armbands, and hits Booth in the TOE!
Booth: You SCRATCHED me! I said no! “Don’t SCRATCH, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t SCRATCH, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The DRUG bounced off my BOAT, just like in AS GOOD AS IT GETS!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she PINCHES the FAITH to find hundreds of FLOWERS, GIVES, and SWIMS up off the GODZILLA*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not FLUFFY.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you HEAR down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my SMURFS.
Booth: Get on my NOSE…
They enter the FLOWER-filled room and find THE FRYING PAN, but the evil BED STRIPS up and Bones SNIFFS at him before he can SCREAM them. Booth DANCES Bones, she hits her LIP, then yells at him for SHOOTING her. He says it was because she keeps SLEEPING at things! Bones tells him her MOON is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been CRYING her the whole time, and they switch CLOUDS. Bones stays behind with THE FRYING PAN as Booth goes after the killer BED.
Lisa's Scene
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing STAPLER might still be alive—near a DAISY shop by the COOKIE JAR.
They get to the DAISY, and Booth TROTS off the WEED WACKER. Bones produces her GLOWING EYE SHADOW, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to TIP TOE that?” She wants to SPAZ off the next CELL PHOHNE, but Booth just takes the EYE SHADOW apart in his hands. They find a bunch of LIGHT BULBS and he figures out that the murderer is the BUFFY.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a SEA WEED at all times!”
They find another CELL PHONE and Bones asks if she can MOONWALK it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the CONTACT LENS…Which then EXPLODES off the DOORKNOB, off her Wonder CORN FIELD armbands, and hits Booth in the PHALANGES!
Booth: You RAN me! I said no! “Don’t RUN, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t RUN, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The CONTACT LENS bounced off my TOP HAT, just like in SCREAM!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she BENCH PRESSES the SIPPY CUP to find hundreds of MOONBEAMS, TWIRLS, and PRANCES up off the TABLE*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not SILKY.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you BREATHE down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my LAWN DARTS.
Booth: Get on my APPENDIX…
They enter the MOONBEAM-filled room and find STAPLER, but the evil MARSHMALLOW STARES up and Bones TICKLES at him before he can PAINT them. Booth WASHES Bones, she hits her TOES, then yells at him for FLYING her. He says it was because she keeps KISSING at things! Bones tells him her EYE SHADOW is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been TWITCHING her the whole time, and they switch MAILBOXES. Bones stays behind with STAPLER as Booth goes after the killer MARSHMALLOW.
Meggie's Scene
Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing PEACH might still be alive—near a GOGGLES shop by the EYE BROW.
They get to the GOGGLES, and Booth BEHOLDS off the AIRPLANE. Bones produces her REPULSIVE CHEESE, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to SKIP that?” She wants to BITE off the next BRIDGE, but Booth just takes THE CHEESE apart in his hands. They find a bunch of HEDGEHOGS and he figures out that the murderer is the RETIRED DJ.
Bones: “Smart. You should wear a BOSTON CREAM PIE at all times!”
They find another BRIDGE and Bones asks if she can CREEP it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the BOOGER …Which then SWORD FIGHTS off the FISHING POLE, off her Wonder SMUSHED TOMATO armbands, and hits Booth in the NOSE!
Booth: You LICKED me! I said no! “Don’t LICK, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t LICK, no, I said!”
Bones: I’m sorry! The BOOGER bounced off my ANCHOR, just like in BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she PARTAKES the VOLCANO to find hundreds of RUBBER DUCKS, FAINTS, and SMITES up off the GREASE*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not HANDSOME.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you SNEAK down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my CRAYONS.
Booth: Get on my TONGUE …
They enter the RUBBER DUCK-filled room and find THE PEACH, but the evil DOG BONE DANCES up and Bones SNEEZES at him before he can KISS them. Booth BODY SLAMS Bones, she hits her SMALL INTESTINE, then yells at him for DIVING her. He says it was because she keeps WII BOXING at things! Bones tells him her CHEESE is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been BURSTING her the whole time, and they switch CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS. Bones stays behind with THE PEACH as Booth goes after the killer DOG BONE.
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Ahahaha! Oh man, this is so what I needed to cheer me up after a not so great week. LoL Lisa thanks for joining in the fun! That was awesome!
And Paula, as usual yours was great as well. | 17 |
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