Mad Lib Monday Results (10/20): A Scene from The X-files
October 24th 2008 06:41
This week's Mad Lib comes from The X-files episode "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas". Enjoy!
ACTUAL SCENE
(There is a pounding at the door.)
MULDER: (outside door) Hey, Scully!
MAURICE: Do you realize how seriously disturbed that man is? How dark and lonely? What he's capable of?
MULDER: (outside door) Scully?!
SCULLY: Mulder!
(Scully starts to run to the door, but stops for Maurice.)
MAURICE: Want your car keys?
(Maurice dangles her car keys in front of her. She stares at them.)
SCULLY: Where did you get those?
MAURICE: He's got nowhere to go this Christmas. No one to go with. Did he happen to mention a story about a lovers' pact?
SCULLY: Where did you get those keys?
MAURICE: The man is acting out an unconscious yearning. The deep-seated terror of being alone.
(More pounding on door.)
MULDER: (outside door) Scully... Scully, are you there?!
SCULLY: I'm here, Mulder!
MULDER: (outside door) Open the door, Scully!
SCULLY: (taking keys, to Maurice) Open the door.
(Maurice goes reluctantly to the door.)
MAURICE: I've seen it happen too many times in this house.
SCULLY: I don't believe you. Just open the door.
MAURICE: But...
SCULLY: Open the door!
(Maurice opens the door and Mulder enters the room, gun drawn.)
MULDER: Where's Scully?
SCULLY: Mulder?
(Mulder turns to face her and fires his gun at her. Scully stares at him in shock as Mulder, holding his gun, keeps advancing on her. Sculy holds her gun, but doesn't fire. He fires, shattering a mirror behind her.)
SCULLY: Mulder, what are you doing?
(he fires again)
SCULLY: Mulder!
MULDER: There's no getting out of here, Scully. There's no way home.
(Mulder fires his gun again)
SCULLY: Mulder, come on... Mulder, don't come any closer. You're scaring me. Put the gun down!
MULDER: You going to shoot me?!
SCULLY: I'm not going to shoot you! I don't want to shoot you!
MULDER: (maniacal) It's me or you... You or me. One of us has to do it.
SCULLY: (desperate) Mulder, look... We don't have to do this!
MULDER: Oh, yes, we do.
SCULLY: We can get out of here.
MULDER: Even if we could what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days till even more loneliness!
SCULLY: I don't believe what you're saying! Mulder, I don't believe a word of it.
(Mulder lowers the angle of the gun and fires. Scully drops her gun and stares down in shock at the bullet wound in her abdomen. Blood slowly begins to seep into her white shirt. She looks back up at Mulder who is biting his lower lip as if in pain himself, but still has a wild look in his eyes. Slowly Scully falls to the floor, still staring up at him.)
MULDER: Merry Christmas, Scully.
(Mulder raises the gun to his own temple. Camera angle changes, showing us that is not Mulder, but Lyda pretending to be Mulder.)
LYDA: And a happy New Year.
~*~*~
MEGGIE'S MAD LIB
(There is a FORBIDING at the ONION.)
MULDER: (outside ONION) Hey, Scully!
MAURICE: Do you realize how seriously ADORABLE that man is? How JEALOUS and HOT? What he's capable of?
MULDER: (outside ONION) Scully?!
SCULLY: Mulder!
(Scully starts to KARATE CHOP to the ONION, but REWINDS for Maurice.)
MAURICE: Want your UNICORNS?
(Maurice dangles her UNICORNS in front of her. She SHRIVELS at them.)
SCULLY: Where did you get those?
MAURICE: He's got nowhere to go this TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. No one to SWING DANCE with. Did he happen to mention a story about a lovers' SNOW SHOE?
SCULLY: Where did you get those UNICORNS?
MAURICE: The man is SEWING out an unconscious UNDIGESTIED APPLE DUMPLING. The deep-seated terror of being CLUMSY.
(More pounding on the ONION.)
MULDER: (outside ONION) Scully... Scully, are you SINGING?!
SCULLY: I'm CRYING, Mulder!
MULDER: (outside ONION) Open the ONION, Scully!
SCULLY: (taking UNICORNS, to Maurice) JUMP ROPE the ONION.
(Maurice goes FLAUNTINGLY to the ONION.)
MAURICE: I've seen it happen too many times in this DISH WASHER.
SCULLY: I don't believe you. Just SLINK the ONION.
MAURICE: But...
SCULLY: SLINK the ONION!
(Maurice SLINKS the ONION and Mulder THRUSTS the LAMP SHADE, TUGBOAT drawn.)
MULDER: Where's Scully?
SCULLY: Mulder?
(Mulder OVERSLEEPS to face her and JUMPS his TUGBOAT at her. Scully stares at him in shock as Mulder, holding his TUGBOAT, keeps TUMBLING on her. Scully holds her CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, but doesn't CORRUPT it. He CORRUPTS it, shattering a WET NOODLE behind her.)
SCULLY: Mulder, what are you doing?
(he CORRUPTS again)
SCULLY: Mulder!
MULDER: There's no getting out of here, Scully. There's no way home.
(Mulder KISSES his LEFT TOE again)
SCULLY: Mulder, come on... Mulder, don't GRIND any closer. You're scaring me. Put the TUGBOAT down!
MULDER: You going to PERM me?!
SCULLY: I'm not going to PERM you! I don't want to PERM you!
MULDER: (SLOPPILY) It's me or you... You or me. One of us has to HIDE it!
SCULLY: (CREATIVELY) Mulder, look... We don't have to BLOW this!
MULDER: Oh yes we do!
SCULLY: We can BOUNCE out of here!
MULDER: Even if we could what's waiting for us? More COWS! And then 365 more PICKLE days till even more COWS!
SCULLY: I don't believe what you're saying! Mulder, I don't believe a word of it.
(Mulder lowers the angle of the TUGBOAT and FLIES. Scully drops her TIRE and stares down in shock at the CLOWN NOSE wound in her KNEE. DAWN DISH SOAP DREAMILY begins to seep into her GLAMOROUS DEAD TREE BRANCH. She LEAPS back up at Mulder who is biting his lower CANKLE as if in pain himself, but still has an ANCIENT look in his eyes. EROTICALLY, Scully LIES to the floor, still MOWING up at him.)
MULDER: THUNDEROUS SLUG, Scully!
(Mulder raises the TUGBOAT to his own TONGUE. Camera angle changes, showing us that it’s not Mulder, but THE LAID-OFF GARBAGE MAN pretending to be Mulder.)
LAID-OFF GARBAGE MAN: And an ENOURAGING BLOW TORCH!
~*~*~
MULDER: You going to PERM me?!
SCULLY: I'm not going to PERM you! I don't want to PERM you!
SCULLY: I'm not going to PERM you! I don't want to PERM you!
AHAHAHA! Mulder with a perm? No wonder he's paranoid! LOL "THUNDEROUS SLUG" everyone!
~*~*~
PAULA'S MAD LIB
(There is a LICKING at the SPONGE.)
MULDER: (outside SPONGE) Hey, Scully!
MAURICE: Do you realize how seriously FLUFFY that man is? How STICKY and JUICY? What he's capable of?
MULDER: (outside SPONGE) Scully?!
SCULLY: Mulder!
(Scully starts to SMILE to the SPONGE, but KISSES for Maurice.)
MAURICE: Want your MOOSE?
(Maurice dangles her MOOSE in front of her. She SCREAMS at them.)
SCULLY: Where did you get those?
MAURICE: He's got nowhere to go this CHRISTMAS. No one to DANCE with. Did he happen to mention a story about a lovers' COOKIE?
SCULLY: Where did you get those MOOSE?
MAURICE: The man is GIGGLING out an unconscious TREE. The deep-seated terror of being SEXY.
(More pounding on SPONGE.)
MULDER: (outside SPONGE) Scully... Scully, are you JUMPING?!
SCULLY: I'm HUGGING, Mulder!
MULDER: (outside SPONGE) Open the SPONGE, Scully!
SCULLY: (taking MOOSE, to Maurice) FLY the SPONGE.
(Maurice goes HAPPILY to the SPONGE.)
MAURICE: I've seen it happen too many times in this FOOT.
SCULLY: I don't believe you. Just SUCK the SPONGE.
MAURICE: But...
SCULLY: SUCK the SPONGE!
(Maurice SUCKS the SPONGE and Mulder BITES the BUTT, DISHWASHER drawn.)
MULDER: Where's Scully?
SCULLY: Mulder?
(Mulder STICKS to face her and SHARES his DISHWASHER at her. Scully stares at him in shock as Mulder, holding his DISHWASHER, keeps SEEING on her. Scully holds her VICTIM, but doesn't SACRIFICE. He SACRIFICES, shattering a FIRE behind her.)
SCULLY: Mulder, what are you doing?
(he SACRIFICES again)
SCULLY: Mulder!
MULDER: There's no getting out of here, Scully. There's no way home.
(Mulder WORSHIPS his HORNED BEAST again)
SCULLY: Mulder, come on... Mulder, don't DRIVE any closer. You're scaring me. Put the DISHWASHER down!
MULDER: You going to BEAT me?!
SCULLY: I'm not going to BEAT you! I don't want to BEAT you!
MULDER: (QUICKLY) It's me or you... You or me. One of us has to SNAP it!
SCULLY: (SOMETIMES) Mulder, look... We don't have to SHOOT this!
MULDER: Oh, yes, we do!
SCULLY: We can MISS out of here!
MULDER: Even if we could what's waiting for us? More LATEX GLOVES! And then 365 more TAPE days till even more LATEX GLOVES!
SCULLY: I don't believe what you're saying! Mulder, I don't believe a word of it.
(Mulder lowers the angle of the DISHWASHER and DIGS. Scully drops her NOSE and stares down in shock at the OFFICE wound in her FACE. WATER FASTLY begins to seep into her WET UNDERWEAR. She TOUCHES back up at Mulder who is biting his lower LOWER BACK as if in pain himself, but still has a SOFT look in his eyes. BEAUTIFULLY, Scully BREATHES to the floor, still WALKING up at him.)
MULDER: NASTY LIPSTICK, Scully!
(Mulder raises the DISHWASHER to his own CHEST. Camera angle changes, showing us that it’s not Mulder, but MAN pretending to be Mulder.)
MAN: And a BIG SANTA HAT!
~*~*~
MAURICE: The man is GIGGLING out an unconscious TREE. The deep-seated terror of being SEXY.
I hate it when that happens! LoL I don't know if it was such a good idea for Mulder to bite the butt. That can't be easy when trying to draw your dishwasher. And just exactly how low is the lower lower back? SUCK the SPONGE! Ahahaa
~*~*~
AMY'S MAD LIB
(There is a SMACKING at the JUMP ROPE.)
MULDER: (outside JUMP ROPE) Hey, Scully!
MAURICE: Do you realize how seriously RED that man is? How ENIGMATIC and SOFT? What he's capable of?
MULDER: (outside JUMP ROPE) Scully?!
SCULLY: Mulder!
(Scully starts to POKE to the JUMP ROPE, but PUSHES for Maurice.)
MAURICE: Want your COCONUTS?
(Maurice dangles her COCONUTS in front of her. She SLURPS at them.)
SCULLY: Where did you get those?
MAURICE: He's got nowhere to go this NATIONAL CHIHUAHUA WEEK. No one to STROKE with. Did he happen to mention a story about a lovers' PUMPKIN?
SCULLY: Where did you get those COCONUTS?
MAURICE: The man is SLINGING out an unconscious PURSE. The deep-seated terror of being SLIMY.
(More pounding on JUMP ROPE.)
MULDER: (outside JUMP ROPE) Scully... Scully, are you GLARING?!
SCULLY: I'm QUESTIONING, Mulder!
MULDER: (outside JUMP ROPE) Open the JUMP ROPE, Scully!
SCULLY: (taking COCONUTS, to Maurice) GROPE the JUMP ROPE.
(Maurice goes LUXURIOUSLY to the JUMP ROPE.)
MAURICE: I've seen it happen too many times in this HIGH HEEL SHOE.
SCULLY: I don't believe you. Just DISSECT the JUMP ROPE.
MAURICE: But...
SCULLY: DISSECT the JUMP ROPE!
(Maurice DISSECTS the JUMP ROPE and Mulder SHOOTS the GUN, MIROSCOPE drawn.)
MULDER: Where's Scully?
SCULLY: Mulder?
(Mulder STRETCHES to face her and LAUGHS his MICROSCOPE at her. Scully stares at him in shock as Mulder, holding his MICROSCOPE, keeps FROWNING on her. Scully holds her NECKLACE, but doesn't PULL. He PULLS, shattering a WATERCOOLER behind her.)
SCULLY: Mulder, what are you doing?
(he PULLS again)
SCULLY: Mulder!
MULDER: There's no getting out of here, Scully. There's no way home.
(Mulder SLUGS his HAIR DRYER again)
SCULLY: Mulder, come on... Mulder, don't CARESS any closer. You're scaring me. Put the MICROSCOPE down!
MULDER: You going to SHAKE me?!
SCULLY: I'm not going to SHAKE you! I don't want to SHAKE you!
MULDER: (ANXIOUSLY) It's me or you... You or me. One of us has to CUT it!
SCULLY: (CONFIDENTLY) Mulder, look... We don't have to DANCE this!
MULDER: Oh, yes, we do!
SCULLY: We can KISS out of here!
MULDER: Even if we could what's waiting for us? More ALIENS! And then 365 more FISH TANK days till even more ALIENS!
SCULLY: I don't believe what you're saying! Mulder, I don't believe a word of it.
(Mulder lowers the angle of the MICROSCOPE and EATS. Scully drops her MEATBALLS and stares down in shock at the RENTAL CAR wound in her ARM. ICED TEA GENTLY begins to seep into her BEAUTIFUL COUCH. She CARVES back up at Mulder who is biting his lower EYES as if in pain himself, but still has an ANGRY look in his eyes. CAUTIOUSLY, Scully SEWS to the floor, still COOKING up at him.)
MULDER: PURPLE LAB COAT, Scully!
(Mulder raises the MICROSCOPE to his own FOOT. Camera angle changes, showing us that it’s not Mulder, but SKINNER pretending to be Mulder.)
SKINNER: And a SMUG SMILE!
~*~*~
Mulder's got nowhere to go this NATIONAL CHIHUAHUA WEEK? Awww, how sad!
MULDER: Even if we could what's waiting for us? More ALIENS! And then 365 more FISH TANK days till even more ALIENS!
That's so true!! LoL And very funny that Skinner is pretending to be Mulder. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Oh how I love this hilarious randomness. hehe Thanks for playing!!
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