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Mad Lib Monday 11/17 Results: A Scene From Lost

November 21st 2008 05:39
This week's fill-in-the-blank scene comes from the Lost episode "The Constant". Have fun!


ACTUAL SCENE

Desmond, Sayid, and Lapidus head out on the helicopter, Desmond clutching a picture of Penny and expecting to find answers on the freighter, Sayid wondering why Lapidus needs a handwritten cheat sheet to fly the helicopter…


Lapidus insists that he knows where he’s going, that Faraday just told him to make sure he took the exact same route getting to and from The Island as they did before. They start to fly into a storm, things get turbulent, and then suddenly BAM! A loud noise and a blast of light hit them full force and…

A much shorter-haired Desmond wakes up in basic training with his sergeant yelling at him to get up. Desmond looks around, completely confused, but manages to get to his feet.

Outside, the sergeant orders double time thanks to Desmond, and between sit ups, Desmond tries to explain to his friend that he just had an extremely vivid dream about being in a helicopter. His sergeant catches him talking and slacking off and starts to yell at him, when—BAM

Desmond suddenly finds himself back in the helicopter! Confused and panicked, he tries to undo his seatbelt. The storm continues to swirl outside, and concerned Sayid turns and asks him if he’s okay. Desmond just looks at him, wide-eyed and asks, “Who are you? How do you know my name?”


~*~*~

PAULA'S SCENE

Desmond, Sayid, and Lapidus WATCH out on the TOASTER, Desmond clutching a PIZZA of Penny and expecting to SING DIAPERS on the SALAD, Sayid PLAYING why Lapidus needs a HAPPY PIPE to fly the TOASTER…

Lapidus insists that he knows where he’s KICKING, that Faraday just told him to make sure he took the exact same BATHTUB getting to and from The KANGAROO as they did before. They start to KISS into UNDERWEAR, things get WET, and then suddenly BAM! A loud SANDWICH and a blast of WIZARDS hit them full force and…

A much shorter-EARED Desmond wakes up in A MUSEUM with his sergeant JUMPING at him to LICK. Desmond ABUSES around, completely ANGRY, but manages to DANCE to his feet.

Outside, the sergeant orders SPOONS thanks to Desmond, and between TOWERS, Desmond tries to BOW to his friend that he just had a SHYLY vivid RAIN about being in a TOASTER. His sergeant catches him TALKING and FLYING and starts to PINCH at him, when—BAM!

Desmond LOUDLY finds himself back in the TOASTER! FLUFFY and JUICY, he tries to SCREAM his HOOK. The TOILET PAPER continues to HUG outside, and FRIENDLY, Sayid DRINKS and asks him if he’s HUGE. Desmond just PAYS at him, wide-eyed and asks, “Who are you? How do you SNORE my FOOD?”

~*~*~

MEGGIE'S' SCENE

Desmond, Sayid, and Lapidus LINE DANCE out on the STRING BEAN, Desmond clutching a BATHTUB of Penny and expecting to BITE TROLLS on the PEZ DISPENSER, Sayid BLEEDING why Lapidus needs a TALENTED SNOW BALL to fly the STRING BEAN …

Lapidus insists that he knows where he’s DIGGING, that Faraday just told him to make sure he took the exact same SEASHELL NECKLACE getting to and from The SNOT as they did before. They start to KAROTE CHOP into a SPAM, things get ANCIENT, and then suddenly BAM! A loud CHEESECAKE and a blast of BOBBLE-HEADS hit them full force and…

A much shorter-KNEED Desmond wakes up in A SEWER with his sergeant LEAPING at him to PARTAKE. Desmond KISSES around, completely GLAMOROUS, but manages to SING to his feet.

Outside, the sergeant orders CHRISTMAS TREES thanks to Desmond, and between BURRITOS, Desmond tries to SLAP to his friend that he just had a BROKEN-HEARTEDLY vivid POPSICLE about being in a STRING BEAN. His sergeant catches him CRYING and WEAVING and starts to EXPLODE at him, when—BAM!

Desmond COZILY finds himself back in the STRING BEAN! HANDSOME and EVIL, he tries to SLITHER his DEAD LEAVES. The UFO continues to PROOFREAD outside, and LUMPY, Sayid HICCUPS and asks him if he’s FUZZY. Desmond just SLAM DUNKS at him, wide-eyed and asks, “Who are you? How do you REWIND my UNDERWATER SCOOTER?”
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Comment by Lilith

November 21st 2008 06:00
They start to KISS into UNDERWEAR, things get WET, and then suddenly BAM!
Ahahahahaha..... Oh man.... no comments to that

Outside, the sergeant orders CHRISTMAS TREES thanks to Desmond, and between BURRITOS, Desmond tries to SLAP to his friend that he just had a BROKEN-HEARTEDLY vivid POPSICLE about being in a STRING BEAN.
I wanna Christmas Trees thanks! LOL Burrito would be nice too.

I love this game

Comment by Meggie

November 21st 2008 06:06
Haha, yeah it can turn out sooo wrong sometimes. LoL And now I'm hungry for a burrito. Seriously, I might have to go make one even though it's 11 PM...

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