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LilithMad Lib 10/13 Results: A Scene From Heroes
October 16th 2008 00:03
Since most of tonight's regularly scheduled programming is being preempted by the Presidential debate or Baseball, I decided to go ahead and post the Mad Lib results early this week. Enjoy! 
“If the world is going to be destroyed, I need to see how so we can stop it.”
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the future, where things are quite different. Sirens blare, people are running and screaming, it’s total chaos.
On a balcony above, Hiro spots himself holding the formula.
“Give me back the formula!” Ando orders him.
“No. You betrayed me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro watches in total confusion as his future self pulls out a sword, aiming it at his best friend. Just as he’s about to swing, Ando shoots a red electrical charge at him and Future Hiro falls to the ground. Future Ando steps up and takes the formula back. Hiro watches in shock as he runs off.
He starts to walk away in a daze…then he starts to run, getting knocked by people running in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to look at the city.
The sky is dark with unnaturally swirling black clouds of smoke, lighting flashes as the electricity in all the skyscrapers flickers out. The electrical smoke suddenly barrels down the street, lifting cars and taking out buildings.
Hiro’s eyes widen in horror. A car flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro brings himself back to the present. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He runs over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only stare at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that formula.”
~*~*~
“If the HOBBIT is going to be ALPHABETIZED, I need to see how so we can SING it.”
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the TOOTH, where things are quite different. BEARDS SERENADE, FLAMINGOS are DROPKICKING and TICKLING, it’s total chaos.
On an OCTOPUS above, Hiro spots himself holding the LIP.
“Give me back the LIP!” Ando orders him.
“No. You APPLAUDED me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro SLINKS in total confusion as his future self BREAK DANCES out a HOT DOG, aiming it at his best TOUPEE. Just as he’s about to BITE, Ando SLOSHES a BLOATED electrical DOG BED at him and Future Hiro CELEBRATES to the ground. Future Ando KISSES up and takes the LIP back. Hiro BREAKS in shock as he EXPLODES off.
He starts to MELT away in a daze…then he starts to WINK, getting knocked by VAMPIRES SLAPPING in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to CUDDLE at the CORN STOCK.
The sky is UGLY with unnaturally swirling WANDS, A NOSE flashes as the electricity in all the GUNS flicker out. The electrical PLANET suddenly barrels down the street, CHEERING cars and taking out ICE BERGS.
Hiro’s eyes BOX in horror. A MOLDY BREAD flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro PUNCHES himself back to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He SKIPS over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only TANGO at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that LIP.”
~*~*~
“If the HAIR is going to be LICKED, I need to see how so we can PUNCH it.”
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the NOSE, where things are quite different. TAMPONS EAT, CANDLES are KISSING and STROKING, it’s total chaos.
On a GRAVE above, Hiro spots himself holding the BURGER.
“Give me back the BURGER!” Ando orders him.
“No. You FLEW me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro HUGS in total confusion as his future self LAUGHS out a BULB, aiming it at his best SAUSAGE. Just as he’s about to SNEEZE, Ando CRIES a STICKY electrical UNDERWEAR at him and Future Hiro COUGHS to the ground. Future Ando DROOLS up and takes the BURGER back. Hiro GRINS in shock as he SCREAMS off.
He starts to GAG away in a daze…then he starts to RUN, getting knocked by HORSES PEEING in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to CLEANS at the BATHTUB.
The sky is JUICY with unnaturally swirling VEGETABLES, A STICK flashes as the electricity in all the FINGERS flicker out. The electrical SQUIRREL suddenly barrels down the street, BITING cars and taking out ORGANS.
Hiro’s eyes SHOOT in horror. A BANANA flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro KICKS himself back to the BARN. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He SENDS over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only BREAK at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that BURGER.”
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX
*Looks around suspiciously for slapping vampires* AHAHAHAHA! Oh man those are way too funny. I do believe a world where beards serenade, tampons eat, flamingos dropkick and tickle, and candles are heavy on the PDA would definitely be total chaos! LoL Caution: Watch out for flying bananas and moldy bread!
[COLOR=Teal]ACTUAL SCENE[/COLOR]
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the future, where things are quite different. Sirens blare, people are running and screaming, it’s total chaos.
On a balcony above, Hiro spots himself holding the formula.
“Give me back the formula!” Ando orders him.
“No. You betrayed me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro watches in total confusion as his future self pulls out a sword, aiming it at his best friend. Just as he’s about to swing, Ando shoots a red electrical charge at him and Future Hiro falls to the ground. Future Ando steps up and takes the formula back. Hiro watches in shock as he runs off.
He starts to walk away in a daze…then he starts to run, getting knocked by people running in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to look at the city.
The sky is dark with unnaturally swirling black clouds of smoke, lighting flashes as the electricity in all the skyscrapers flickers out. The electrical smoke suddenly barrels down the street, lifting cars and taking out buildings.
Hiro’s eyes widen in horror. A car flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro brings himself back to the present. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He runs over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only stare at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that formula.”
~*~*~
[COLOR=Teal]MEGGIE'S SCENE[/COLOR]
“If the HOBBIT is going to be ALPHABETIZED, I need to see how so we can SING it.”
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the TOOTH, where things are quite different. BEARDS SERENADE, FLAMINGOS are DROPKICKING and TICKLING, it’s total chaos.
On an OCTOPUS above, Hiro spots himself holding the LIP.
“Give me back the LIP!” Ando orders him.
“No. You APPLAUDED me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro SLINKS in total confusion as his future self BREAK DANCES out a HOT DOG, aiming it at his best TOUPEE. Just as he’s about to BITE, Ando SLOSHES a BLOATED electrical DOG BED at him and Future Hiro CELEBRATES to the ground. Future Ando KISSES up and takes the LIP back. Hiro BREAKS in shock as he EXPLODES off.
He starts to MELT away in a daze…then he starts to WINK, getting knocked by VAMPIRES SLAPPING in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to CUDDLE at the CORN STOCK.
The sky is UGLY with unnaturally swirling WANDS, A NOSE flashes as the electricity in all the GUNS flicker out. The electrical PLANET suddenly barrels down the street, CHEERING cars and taking out ICE BERGS.
Hiro’s eyes BOX in horror. A MOLDY BREAD flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro PUNCHES himself back to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He SKIPS over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only TANGO at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that LIP.”
~*~*~
[COLOR=Teal]PAULA'S SCENE[/COLOR]
“If the HAIR is going to be LICKED, I need to see how so we can PUNCH it.”
“But what if you get stuck—”
Too late, Hiro’s already gone. Ando sighs. Here we go again…
~*~*~
Hiro reappears in the NOSE, where things are quite different. TAMPONS EAT, CANDLES are KISSING and STROKING, it’s total chaos.
On a GRAVE above, Hiro spots himself holding the BURGER.
“Give me back the BURGER!” Ando orders him.
“No. You FLEW me.”
“You’re wrong.”
Hiro HUGS in total confusion as his future self LAUGHS out a BULB, aiming it at his best SAUSAGE. Just as he’s about to SNEEZE, Ando CRIES a STICKY electrical UNDERWEAR at him and Future Hiro COUGHS to the ground. Future Ando DROOLS up and takes the BURGER back. Hiro GRINS in shock as he SCREAMS off.
He starts to GAG away in a daze…then he starts to RUN, getting knocked by HORSES PEEING in the opposite direction. Hiro finally turns to CLEANS at the BATHTUB.
The sky is JUICY with unnaturally swirling VEGETABLES, A STICK flashes as the electricity in all the FINGERS flicker out. The electrical SQUIRREL suddenly barrels down the street, BITING cars and taking out ORGANS.
Hiro’s eyes SHOOT in horror. A BANANA flies towards him and—
Suddenly all is well again as Hiro KICKS himself back to the BARN. Ando spots him. “Hiro!” He SENDS over.
“Well…?”
Hiro can only BREAK at him, still thinking about what he saw. “We have to find that BURGER.”
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX
*Looks around suspiciously for slapping vampires* AHAHAHAHA! Oh man those are way too funny.
I do believe a world where beards serenade, tampons eat, flamingos dropkick and tickle, and candles are heavy on the PDA would definitely be total chaos! LoL Caution: Watch out for flying bananas and moldy bread! | 38 |
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Comment by Lilith
OMG!! Ahahahahaha....... Meg, you killed me! Now give me back my LIP while I TANGO at you!!!
I will laugh out a bulb at anyone who takes my burger!!!
Oh man, everything was so funny!!! My ribs hurt from laughing!!!
Comment by Meggie
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