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House: Unfaithful

August 30th 2010 04:20









When a priest with a troubled past shows up at the hospital having seen visions of Jesus at his doorstep, House takes on the case, trying to get Foreman and Thirteen to choose between their relationship or their job. They choose neither, and House fires Foreman. Meanwhile, Cuddy invites House to her daughter’s simchat bat (a Jewish baby naming ceremony), but House declines the offer and tries to get Wilson to skip it too.




Daniel: Einstein said, "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."

House: A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."

~*~*~

Daniel: You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are, saving lives.

House: Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage.

Daniel: Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. You want to believe, don't you?

~*~*~

House: (to Wilson) You're a wuss. Part wimp, part puss.

~*~*~

Chase: Office romances are a bad idea. We beat some very long odds.

Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.

~*~*~

Thirteen: We are adults. We can handle this. You just have to give us a chance.

House: No you are not. No you can't. And no, I don't.

~*~*~

Wilson: Any second thoughts about Cuddy?

House: Nope. But please, feel free to blather on.

~*~*~

Wilson: If you want to go, just go and act like a human being.

House: Wow, solid advice, except for two things. I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go and... (steals food off a kid’s tray) I'm incapable of acting like a human being.
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House: The Greater Good

August 30th 2010 04:03








It’s the 100th episode! When a former cancer researcher named Dana collapses at her cooking class, the team starts to reevaluate what makes them really happy. After all, this brilliant doctor left behind medicine in hopes of finding her own true happiness. Meanwhile, the elevator is “broken”, causing House to take the painful stairs, Thirteen suffers adverse effects from her clinical trial, and Cuddy blames House for not letting Cameron replace her and taking time away from the baby, therefore letting House know that the elevator is, indeed, in fine working order.



House: People act in their own self-interest. You're all here because you're happy to be here. Or at least because it's your best option.

Kutner: I'm here because I want to help people.

House: No, you're here because it makes you feel good to help people. Taub and Foreman are here because they've got no other viable options. And Thirteen is desperate to make her life matter before it's over.

Taub: So... you're happy to be here?

House: Does it show?

~*~*~

House: Get a piece of her lung and stick it under a black light. If it glows, the sick children who need her soufflé can breathe easier.

~*~*~

Thirteen: Dr. House gets a few perks.

Dana: He has his own scanner?

Thirteen: No, just very loose interpretations of hospital procedure.

~*~*~

House: I'm happy for you. Love so deep you're ready to chuck your medical license to give her powerful, unproven drugs with dangerous side effects. I don't want to make assumptions about your feelings for me, but I do have a birthday coming up.

~*~*~

House: Why do you think the elevators would be out to get me?

Cuddy: I don't know. Maybe they wanted to take time off to spend with their little dumbwaiter. But then they had to leave it at home with an elevator sitter because you drove the replacement elevator to quitting because you're incapable of listening to anybody but me. That's just a theory.

House: You're wrong. I don't even listen to you.

~*~*~

Wilson: Yeah, that makes sense too.

House: "Too"?

Wilson: I was thinking you actually feel guilty about taking her away from her baby, but your explanation's good too. It's completely inconsistent with your character, but...

House: Thank you, Rationalization Man. You have saved the village!

~*~*~

Cuddy: Or this whole thing is just an act. And you've gone back to the part you think you need to play.

House: You should go talk to Wilson. Rationalization Man needs a faithful sidekick. Now Rational Man needs to go save a life.
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House: Big Baby

August 29th 2010 21:58








A teacher collapses in her classroom, Cuddy takes some time off to stay with the baby, confessing to Wilson that she feels nothing for her, and Cameron is put in charge of House. Meanwhile, Foreman tells Chase that thirteen is on the placebo in her clinical trial, and even though she feels like she’s getting better, he wonders if he shouldn’t place her on the real drug.



House: So why are you here?

Cameron: Because Dr. Cuddy is not here. She's decided to spend some more time at home with the baby for a while. I'm taking over some of her day-to-day responsibilities, like babysitting you.

House: Interesting. You have your whole life ahead of you, so why would Cuddy want you to die so young?

Cameron: She figured I' spent three years working for you. I was inoculated.

House: Good. Fun. You get to exercise your newfound power, I squirm under your thumb, resent the student becoming the teacher, and then push comes to shove, and we all get to realize what our real roles should be. Then you put out.

Cameron: That's why I took the job.

~*~*~

Kutner: Cameron's in charge?

Thirteen: When did that happen.?

Kutner: You're going to destroy her, aren't you?

House: I am going to do my job. If that involves leaving her a rotting pulp...

~*~*~

Kutner: I'm impressed. You didn't even flinch.

Sarah: I just went to my happy place.

Thirteen: We cannot let House anywhere near this woman.

~*~*~

Thirteen: How about you just judge our ideas on their own merit?

House: Oh, you don't want me to do that.

~*~*~

House: Hmm. Some people thought you were going to be brutal. Marking your territory.

Cameron: Who?

House: Nobody. Just because I call him nobody doesn't make me a racist.

~*~*~

Kutner: It's premature, reckless, and potentially lethal.

House: True. It must be somebody's job to stop me from being reckless and irresponsible. Nobody can stop me from being premature.

~*~*~

Foreman: I've been here five years. I can hear your thoughts from my apartment.

~*~*~

Cuddy: House told me I should give her back. Instead of being offended, I've been wondering if he's right.

Wilson: He's not. He never is, not when it's anything personal, or human.
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House S7 Poster

August 26th 2010 18:00
The promotional round for the upcoming TV season has begun! Check the new poster for House Season 7...



*Fox
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New House S7 promo

August 17th 2010 04:45
Short, but sums it up pretty well.

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Fox shows 2010-11 premiere dates

July 14th 2010 05:58
Fox has announced their premiere dates. I'd like to thank them for providing such an easy-to-glance-over list.


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2010 Emmy Nominations Announced

July 8th 2010 15:27


The nominees for this year's Emmy Awards were announced today. Topping the list of nominees? Glee with 19! Included in those were nominations for Matthew Morrison, Jane Lynch, Lea Michele, and Chris Colfer. Even the guest stars gained nominations in Mike O'Malley as Burt Hummel, Kristin Chenoweth as April Rhodes, and Neil Patrick Harris as Bryan Ryan. Look for Glee in the Outstanding Comedy Series as well


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Stephen Fry (Bones) and Hugh Laurie (House) are teaming back up for a 90 minute special that will look back over their years together as comedic partners. Here's a look back on some of their great sketches from the early days.


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As this season of TV is coming to a close, networks are already preparing for next year. Click on the links below to take a look at the official prime-time schedules for the 2010-11 season of Fox and NBC. See who made the cut, who's making the time change jump, and what new shows we'll have to (hopefully?) look forward to


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Lots of intensity going on in TV land this year, and with seasons wrapping up for the summer break, which finale are you most looking forward to?


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Here are three sneak peeks of next week's episode of House, titled "Baggage".


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Thanks to TV Guide, here's a first look at what TV shows have been renewed, are looking like they will get renewed, are in danger of being canceled, and those that have already been canceled or are ending. I've bolded those covered by TV Chit Chat for easier eye scanning.


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That's right, I'm bringing back the Song of the Week, and this week it's Seven Day Mile by The Frames, which was featured on this season's House episode, "Broken". Normally I would just post an audio clip, but someone made a pretty good video on youtube highlighting the episode and the song, so enjoy both! [ Click here to read more ]
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Ausiello over at EW has some interesting finale tidbits this week. Here are a few I'm sure you'll be interested in.


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