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Glee: Michael

February 2nd 2012 23:29









Just as they've decided to do Michael Jackson songs for Regionals, New Directions is horrified to find out that the Warblers snuck in and stole their idea at the last minute. Determined not to lose their song list again, the Glee kids head out for a nighttime parking garage dance-off which results in a horrible rock salt slushie to Blaine's face. Not only will he be out for Michael week, he's going to be gone for a while having eye surgery for a torn cornea! Not cool! (Note: Darin Criss had to be gone from Glee shooting for a while taking over Daniel Radcliffe's Broadway role in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.) Everyone is FURIOUS and Artie especially has had it. In an awesome dream music video sequence with Mike he "Scream"s it out.

Meanwhile, Kurt gets his letter that he's a NYATA finalist, and when Rachel doesn't get one, she finally accepts Finn's marriage proposal. Santana goes undercover to catch evil Warber Sebastian admitting on tape that he added rock salt to the slushie, but when she reveals it to New Directions, they all agree that they don't want to get Sebastian kicked out, they want worse. They want him to be there when they win at Regionals. Inviting the Warblers to the auditorium, they convince all but Sebastian that it's better to work together than fight it out. Sebastian is unconvinced and remains seated alone mocking them from the audience. Santana throws the tape to him. At least now his friends know who he really is.


Rachel ends up getting her NYATA letter after all, and goes to tell Kurt. From the look on her face, she hasn't told Finn yet.



Kurt: I owe the King of Pop a deep debt of gratitude. He’s the first one to pull off the sequined military jacket long before one Kurt Hummel made it iconic.

~*~*~

Santana: I’d throw this mocha in your face, but it’s not nearly scalding enough.

~*~*~

Santana: Admit it, Wonder Twins. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite.

~*~*~

Puck: I’m not exactly comfortable having this conversation with Blaine in the room. Clearly once a Warbler, always a Warbler. Dude, you told them what we were gonna do. You’re like a modern-day Eggs Benedict.

~*~*~

Sebastian: Unless you want to join your relatives in prison, that’s probably not the best idea. You see, my dad is sort of what you’d call a state’s attorney, but if you had a piñata you wanted delivered, I bet he could make sure that got to them.

~*~*~

Quinn: I’d hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be, if you want everything that you’ve ever dreamed of, you’re gonna have to break up with him.

~*~*~

Quinn: I’ve dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But, by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won’t know why.

~*~*~

Quinn: I got into Yale.

~*~*~

Quinn: I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.

~*~*~

Santana: Hey, what are you doing?

Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face.

Santana: Well that outfit isn’t helping.

~*~*~

Kurt: I take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but I refuse to take it from Sebastian, the criminal chipmunk.

~*~*~

Santana: Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads ‘Tips Appreciated’ or ‘Congratulations, You’re My 1,000th Customer.’

~*~*~

Santana: You know what, Prancey Smurf, I respect that. You’re probably right. I want to go to a college that isn’t a FEMA trailer in a prison yard, so let’s take the high road.

~*~*~

Burt: You beat them all. They threw everything at you. They tried to beat you down. But you know what? You are unstoppable, Kurt. I am so proud to be your dad. They can never take this away from you. Right now, in this moment, on this day, you won.

~*~*~

Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, don’t know if you heard, but Blaine may lose an eye.

~*~*~

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.

Brittany: I don’t know how to do that.

~*~*~

Finn: Just listen, OK. I always feel like you hear me better when I’m not talking.

~*~*~

Puck: This is what we call ‘Taking the high road,’ which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.



- “Black Or White”
- "Human Nature"/"Nature Boy" mashup performed by Sam and Mercedes
- "Scream" performed by Artie and Mike
- “Never Can Say Goodbye” performed by Quinn
- "Ben" performed by Kurt , Finn, & Rachel
- “I Want You Back” performed by Sebastian & the Warblers










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This week I couldn't seem to choose just one song, so I decided to go with one episode. The songs for the week come from Glee's Micahel Jackson episode, which featured more than just a few awesome musical numbers!







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Introducing the NEW Fandom Frosting

January 30th 2012 22:02


Our sister site Fandom Frosting--your source for banners, avatars, backgrounds and more--has gone through a total redesign and would like to invite you over to have a look! Check out the new site HERE.
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Glee: (3x10) Yes/No

January 20th 2012 06:09








After finding out that Coach Bieste eloped with Cooter, and being encouraged by Sue to go after what she wants, Emma accidentally blurts out her wish for Will to marry her at lunch. Flustered, she hurries off. Later on in the choir room, Will happily announces to his kids that he's finally going to propose! There is loud applause all around. They're sure he won't screw it up this time. Their assignment for the week: Find a proposal number worthy of Miss Pillsbury. Artie tries to convince Mr. Shue to lead with his "rockstar hips" in a Moves Like Jagger/Jumping Jack Flash dance number. The girls go with two much more heartfelt numbers (see below).

After asking Emma's parents for her hand in marriage and being flat out denied, Will is asked by them if he's really sure he wants to be stuck with their daughter who has so many problems. As her dad points out, marriage is messy and that's before babies and diapers get in the way. Does Will really want that for himself? Will loses a little enthusiasm in his plan.

Meanwhile, Becky is out to make Artie her new man (cue fantastic Becky inner monologue by Dame Helen Mirren), and after a Breadsticks date, Artie finds out that he actually really likes spending time with Becky. Everyone else is worried that he's leading her on, and after realizing just exactly how far Becky is planning on taking her new boyfriend, Artie listens to Sue's advice to just tell Becky that he doesn't want to date her. Sue consoles a broken-hearted Becky in her office with ice cream and "Lifetime television for ovaries".

Back at Breadsticks, Kurt, Finn, and Rachel sulk over their futures. Rachel hasn't got a Niata letter, Kurt's given up all hope on that front, and Finn, who'd talked to a recruiter for the army in hopes of following in his father's footsteps, has just been crushed by the news that his dad didn't die a war hero. He died a drug addict in Cincinnati, destroyed by the war. Finn wonders why he can't just have ONE good thing in his life. Kurt gives Rachel a sympathetic look.

On another relationship front, Sam joins the synchronized swimming team in an attempt to win back Mercedes. He wants that letterman's jacket! Everyone thinks he's crazy, but in then end it's Sam's proposal number that turns out to be the one. Inspired by Rachel's final song ("Without You") to Finn, Will decides once and for all that he doesn't care how many problems Emma has, he loves her.

Going to her office, he asks if she has a minute, and leads her into the hall, where she is handed white roses by students, Coach Beiste, and Sue, along the way to the pool, where all the Glee kids and the synchronized swimming team is waiting. Will leads Emma to a chair and tells her that this is all for her. The kids perform an awesome synchronized number to "We Found Love", which ends in Will walking on water in a white tux, tossing off his top hat and diving into the water and up onto the edge of the pool to confess that Emma has and always will be his one. Will she marry him? Tearfully Emma accepts. Everyone cheers.

Inspired by Mr. Shue, and realizing that he does have something good in his life, Finn invites Rachel to the auditorium, where he proposes.



Coach Beiste: It was Christmas Eve and we were at the Taco Bell and I look Cooter right in the eye and I said, ‘Coots, I gotta tell you, I think you’re my soulmate.’ And the next thing you know, I’m walking out of Fort Wayne’s 24-hour chapel Mrs. Cooter Menkins.

~*~*~

Sue: Well, Michael Chiklis in a wig, I would like to offer my congratulations. I’ve been bested. I guess it’s time to call Boreanaz.

~*~*~

Sue: If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

~*~*~

Will: Emma, did you just ask me to marry you?

Emma: What? No, no I didn't. Was that out loud? No I didn't.

~*~*~

Quinn: We totally don’t think you’ll screw it up this time.

~*~*~

Becky's Inner Monologue: you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.

~*~*~

Becky's Inner Monologue: OK, let’s get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I’m extremely picky. For instance, Rory grins too much, he looks like an insane person.

~*~*~

Becky's Inner Monologue: Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?

~*~*~

Becky's Inner Monologue: Now that’s more like it. Sweet, sexy and handicapable like me. With a voice as velvety as my favorite Sunday church dress. It’s decided: Artie Abrams, you’re my new boyfriend.

~*~*~

Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

~*~*~

Mr. Pillsbury: Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.

~*~*~

Finn: You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.

~*~*~

Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.

~*~*~

Coach Roz: You are one strange-looking kid. I’ve never seen lips like that on a white child and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples.

~*~*~

Coach Roz: I know a thing or two about overcoming. When I was growing up they said that black folks couldn’t swim. But I had a dream that one day I would get to the promised land, so I swam my way and got my 40 acres and a pool. I won this bronze damn Olympic medal in Beijing, China for Individual Synchronized Swimming. I bet you didn’t even know there was a such thing as Individual Synchronized Swimming. I’m gonna say one thing to you, Sam Evans, and I’m only gonna say it to you once. If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.

~*~*~

Sugar: I just think we’d look really weird together. It’s not that you’re disabled, it’s cuz I’m abled and people are really mean. I’m really worried that people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.

~*~*~

Becky: You should see my dance moves. My mom says I have Get Down Syndrome.

~*~*~

Sue: Why don’t you tell her the truth so she can move on and maybe date someone who doesn’t sound like one of those weird puppets they bring around to the grade schools to teach kids about sexual predators.

~*~*~

Sue: Stop buttoning your shirts up all the way like a demented 90 year old. You look like you’re auditioning for the lead in your nursing home stage production of 'Awakenings'.

~*~*~

Finn: Rachel says you’re supposed to spend two months’ salary on a ring. Or is it two weeks’? Honestly, I just zone out every time girls start talking about this stuff.

~*~*~

Will: Emma, you are the one. You always have been. The truth is, I feel like I’ve had to stop myself from doing this from the second I first saw you. The first time I held this hand, it felt like I’d held it a million times before, like somehow it’s always been here. Life is messy, it just is, and I know that’s hard for you, but that’s why you have me. To balance things out. But you have to realize, you do that for me too. Every day. Loving you and being loved by you makes everything better. I love you with everything I am and everything I ever hope to be. So, Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?

~*~*~

Finn: I got high school hero, life zero written all over me. Except for one thing. You. You’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. You’re like this big, gold star, and for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you. And I feel like if I can just convince you to let me keep doing then, then I’m gonna be OK. Everything’s gonna be OK. I opened up my first credit card to get this. I know it’s not a swimming pool full of dancers or a tux or it’s not very big. But it’s a promise. A promise to keep loving you for the rest of my life. All you’ve gotta do is say ‘Yes.’ Rachel Berry, will you marry me?



-Summer Nights from Grease. Sung by New Directions.

-Wedding Bell Blues by Laura Nyro. Sung by Emma with Sue and Shannon.

-Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera/Rolling Stones. Sung by Artie with Will and New Directions Boys.

-First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack. Sung by Rachel, Santana, Mercedes, and Tina.

-Without You by David Guetta ft. Usher. Sung by Rachel.

-We Found Love by Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris. Sung by Rachel and Santana.













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Song of the Week: We Found Love

January 20th 2012 05:23
This week's song is We Found Love as sung (and epically performed) by the cast of Glee in this week's episode "Yes/No". All I can say is, it's about time!

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Fans of Broadway, Glee and Oscar Hammerstein II, get ready! Matthew Morrison will host Oscar Hammerstein II - Out of My Dreams on PBS March 2012. Check your local listings HERE.

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Good news Glee fans


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Glee: Santa Baby Deleted Scene

December 27th 2011 21:38
Here's a deleted scene from this year's Glee Christmas episode. It's "Santa Baby" sung by Santana while she's helping Finn shop for Rachel. I was wondering where that part was in the episode.

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Golden Globe Nominees 2011

December 27th 2011 18:08


The nominees for this year's Golden Globe Awards have been announced. You can read the full list over at the official site HERE. Don't forget to tune into the show Sunday, January 15, 2012 on NBC. Congratulations to all the nominees!
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Glee: Upcoming Song Previews

December 21st 2011 04:33
With shows on Christmas hiatus, things are a bit slow around here, but here's a little something for Glee fans: a sneak peek at two upcoming songs: "We Found Love" sung by Rachel and Santana, and "Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin'Jack Flash" sung by Artie.


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There's a new interview over at E! that has some GREAT news for you, if like me, you've been noticing a sad lack of Will and Emma this season on Glee.

SPOILER ALERT!

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Here are some sneak peeks at this year's Glee Christmas episode!


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Glee: (3x08) Hold On To Sixteen

December 13th 2011 18:52
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Glee: (3x07) I Kissed a Girl

December 1st 2011 22:53
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Glee: (3x06) Mash-off

November 16th 2011 18:13
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