Glee: Michael
February 2nd 2012 23:29
Just as they've decided to do Michael Jackson songs for Regionals, New Directions is horrified to find out that the Warblers snuck in and stole their idea at the last minute. Determined not to lose their song list again, the Glee kids head out for a nighttime parking garage dance-off which results in a horrible rock salt slushie to Blaine's face. Not only will he be out for Michael week, he's going to be gone for a while having eye surgery for a torn cornea! Not cool! (Note: Darin Criss had to be gone from Glee shooting for a while taking over Daniel Radcliffe's Broadway role in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.) Everyone is FURIOUS and Artie especially has had it. In an awesome dream music video sequence with Mike he "Scream"s it out.
Meanwhile, Kurt gets his letter that he's a NYATA finalist, and when Rachel doesn't get one, she finally accepts Finn's marriage proposal. Santana goes undercover to catch evil Warber Sebastian admitting on tape that he added rock salt to the slushie, but when she reveals it to New Directions, they all agree that they don't want to get Sebastian kicked out, they want worse. They want him to be there when they win at Regionals. Inviting the Warblers to the auditorium, they convince all but Sebastian that it's better to work together than fight it out. Sebastian is unconvinced and remains seated alone mocking them from the audience. Santana throws the tape to him. At least now his friends know who he really is.
Rachel ends up getting her NYATA letter after all, and goes to tell Kurt. From the look on her face, she hasn't told Finn yet.
Kurt: I owe the King of Pop a deep debt of gratitude. He’s the first one to pull off the sequined military jacket long before one Kurt Hummel made it iconic.
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Santana: I’d throw this mocha in your face, but it’s not nearly scalding enough.
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Santana: Admit it, Wonder Twins. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite.
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Puck: I’m not exactly comfortable having this conversation with Blaine in the room. Clearly once a Warbler, always a Warbler. Dude, you told them what we were gonna do. You’re like a modern-day Eggs Benedict.
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Sebastian: Unless you want to join your relatives in prison, that’s probably not the best idea. You see, my dad is sort of what you’d call a state’s attorney, but if you had a piñata you wanted delivered, I bet he could make sure that got to them.
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Quinn: I’d hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be, if you want everything that you’ve ever dreamed of, you’re gonna have to break up with him.
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Quinn: I’ve dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But, by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won’t know why.
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Quinn: I got into Yale.
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Quinn: I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.
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Santana: Hey, what are you doing?
Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face.
Santana: Well that outfit isn’t helping.
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Kurt: I take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but I refuse to take it from Sebastian, the criminal chipmunk.
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Santana: Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads ‘Tips Appreciated’ or ‘Congratulations, You’re My 1,000th Customer.’
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Santana: You know what, Prancey Smurf, I respect that. You’re probably right. I want to go to a college that isn’t a FEMA trailer in a prison yard, so let’s take the high road.
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Burt: You beat them all. They threw everything at you. They tried to beat you down. But you know what? You are unstoppable, Kurt. I am so proud to be your dad. They can never take this away from you. Right now, in this moment, on this day, you won.
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Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, don’t know if you heard, but Blaine may lose an eye.
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Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don’t know how to do that.
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Finn: Just listen, OK. I always feel like you hear me better when I’m not talking.
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Puck: This is what we call ‘Taking the high road,’ which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.
- “Black Or White”
- "Human Nature"/"Nature Boy" mashup performed by Sam and Mercedes
- "Scream" performed by Artie and Mike
- “Never Can Say Goodbye” performed by Quinn
- "Ben" performed by Kurt , Finn, & Rachel
- “I Want You Back” performed by Sebastian & the Warblers
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The songs for the week come from Glee's Micahel Jackson episode, which featured more than just a few awesome musical numbers!
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