Glee: The Substitute
February 3rd 2011 21:38
When Mr. Schuester gets sick, a substitute teacher takes over his Spanish class and the glee club, and winds up winning over the whole New Directions clan. Meanwhile, when Sue fills in for Principal Figgins as McKinley's top dog, she tries to flex her power on campus.
-FOX
Will: (turns, sees everyone as little kids) Okay, I definitely have a fever.
Young Santana: Looking good Puckerman. Someone's been eating their Wheaties.
Young Puck: (kisses his muscles) These guns are fully loaded.
Young Rachel: Mr Shue? I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to explore the ouevre of one Bernadette Peters.
Young Brittany: Someday, I'm going to Paris to visit the Oeuvre.
Young Mike: I just want to dance.
Young Mercedes: Mr. Schuester? You look a little green.
~*~*~
Rachel: Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence I'd like to go around and ask everyone what songs you want me to perform at Sectionals.
~*~*~
Sue: (to Will) I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'
~*~*~
Sue: You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
~*~*~
Sue: (to Will) Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.
~*~*~
Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.
~*~*~
Sue: My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.
~*~*~
Brittany: Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
~*~*~
Holly: Practice your bipolar rants. See, history can be fun!
~*~*~
Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
~*~*~
Sue: (holding up broccoli) When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived.
~*~*~
Sue: Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.
~*~*~
Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.
~*~*~
Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
~*~*~
Terri: I did really enjoy taking care of you when you're sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
Terri: Maybe. That's what my therapist says.
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