Glee: Showmance
October 25th 2010 22:28
1. Kanye West - Gold Digger
2. Rhianna - Take a Bow
3. Salt-N-Pepa - Push It
4. Chic - Le Freak
5. Dianne Warwick - I Say a Little Prayer
Sue: We're gonna bring this club down!
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back!
Sue: I don't care so much about that.
~*~*~
Kurt: (to the guys throwing him into the dumpster) One day, you will all work for me.
~*~*~
Terri: I don't want my baby to grow an extra arm just because I live in squalor and I'm so stressed.
~*~*~
Terri: I'm not raising my baby in a used house. They're not clean.
~*~*~
Kurt: You need to call me before you dress yourself.
Mercedes: Whatever.
Kurt: You look like a technicolored zebra and it looks like I'm a part of it and that I planned it.
[B]Mercedes: You're a hater. You're trying to copy me. You know what? If your hair were any longer, you'd have curls.
~*~*~
Quinn: Time for some girl-talk, Manhands.
~*~*~
Rachel: You think I'm good?
Finn: Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. You talk a lot more than you should, and to be honest with you, I looked under the bed and made sure that you weren't hanging out under there. But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to say this, but you touched something in me. Right here. (Puts hand to chest)
Rachel: Your heart's on the other side of your chest.
~*~*~
Rachel: Can I use the auditorium later to practice? Our neighbors are filing a law suit.
Will: Sure.
~*~*~
Ken: (sets down tickets) They're for Tulip-A-Looza. It's a tulip festival down at the Columbus Convention Center. It's supposed to smell pretty nice.
Emma: That's really sweet of you Ken, but I have a-a-a-asthma.
~*~*~
Will: Let's make a deal. You're helping me with my problem, how about I take a stab at one of yours?
Emma: Oh no, I don't have a problem.
Will: You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
~*~*~
[B]Will: John Travolta hands!
~*~*~
[B]Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
~*~*~
Sue: Lady Justice wept today.
~*~*~
Sue: I'm not sure there's anyone else who's going to swim over to your island of misfit toys.
~*~*~
Sue: So, here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother. Euthanize it!
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