Glee: Preggers
November 9th 2010 21:46
1. Beyonce - Single Ladies
2. Celine Dion - Taking Chances
3. "West Side Story" - Tonight
Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'
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Sue: Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
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Sue: Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.
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Sue: Oh, I just thought I'd stop and say hello, buddy... Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards.
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Kurt: Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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Ken Tanaka: [after Kurt kicks a successful field goal] Can you do that with the game on the line and ten gorillas bearing down on you wanting nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood?
Kurt: Mmm, sounds like fun. Can I have my music?
Ken Tanaka: You kick like that you can wear a tutu for all I care. Gentleman, we have found ourselves a kicker.
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Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
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Finn: I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.
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Artie: The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
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Rachel: I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.
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Kurt: Dad. I have something that I want to say. I'm glad that you're proud of me. But I don't want to lie anymore. Being a part of the Glee Club and football has really shown me that I can be anything, and what I am, is, I'm gay.
Burt Hummel: I know.
Kurt: Really?
Burt Hummel: I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea, but, if that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much. Ok? (they hug) Thanks for telling me Kurt...You sure, right?
Kurt: Yeah Dad, I'm sure.
Burt Hummel: I'm just checking.
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