Glee: Never Been Kissed
January 15th 2011 22:48
After Finn and Sam find an unconventional way of controlling their urges, a few glee club members pick up on the strategy and start using it too. But when Coach Beiste gets wind of what they are up to, the glee club has some explaining to do.
-FOX
Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.
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Puck: You really can't put a dollar amount on the combination of talent plus fear.
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Sue: You gotta show him who's the boss. Great. Now I picture them making out to an episode of Who's the Boss.
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Sue: Know what kind of disgusting images I'm gonna need to stare at now to get that out of my head? Gonna have to go to the wound care center. Gonna have to stare at some wounds.
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Will: I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.
Brittany: I've totally done that.
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Puck: There's no way I'm going back to juvie. There's no chicks and no Kosher meals in that place.
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Kurt: With that level of creativity you could easily become the assistant manager of a rendering plant.
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Beiste: Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg. I'll cut it off.
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Will: Coach Beiste quit?
Sue: I believe I just said that Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm?
~*~*~
Beiste: Maybe I'll get a job as a cooler at a honky tonk bar. Maybe an ice road trucker.
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Beiste: I’ve never been kissed, Will.
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Beiste: You really think I'm pretty, Will?
Will: Inside and out.
~*~*~
Will (to Beiste) You are a beautiful, amazing woman whose heart is just too big for most men to stand…(kisses her, smiles) And now you’ve been kissed.
1. Bob Marley - One Love (People Get Ready)
2. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
3. Bon Jovi and The Rolling Stones - Living On A Prayer/Start me Up
4. The Supremes and En Vogue - Stop In The Name Of Love/Free Your Mind
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