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Glee: Grilled Cheesus

January 15th 2011 21:43









Finn has an existential crisis when he believes he sees the face of Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich. Meanwhile, the rest of the kids rally around Kurt after he has a crisis of his own that leads to a larger discussion among the group about their own theology.
-FOX






Finn: When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

~*~*~

Sue: (to Emma) I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

~*~*~

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.

Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

~*~*~

Emma: You didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23.

~*~*~

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.

Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

~*~*~

Sue: I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something.

~*~*~

Brittany: I made him a card that said 'heart attacks are just from loving too much.'

~*~*~

Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.

~*~*~



1. Billy Joel - Only The Good Die Young
2. Whitney Houston - I Look To You
3. Yenti - Papa Can You Hear Me?
4. The Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand
5. R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
6. Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
7. Joan Osborne - One Of Us
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