Glee: Furt
February 3rd 2011 21:54
Sue plans a wedding where her mom wants to sing; Kurt plans the wedding of his dad and Finn's mom. Will Finn face down Kurt's tormentor?
-FOX
Ron: Sue, you can't tame the tiger. You've read my tattoos.
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Sue: I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
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Burt: We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.
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Carol: We wanted the two of you to be the first to know!
Burt: Yeah, after the kids in that home room.
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Doris: I'll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it's perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.
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Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
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Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
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Sue: I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.
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Sue: This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.
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Sue: By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
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Sue: (to her mother) You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
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Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
1. A Wonderful Town - "Ohio"
2. Bruno Mars - "Marry You"
3. Michael Buble - "Sway"
4. Bruno Mars - "Just The Way You Are"
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