Glee: Duets
January 15th 2011 21:55
The glee club works on a duet assignment, and Finn and Rachel plan to throw the competition so that Sam can have a shot at winning. Meanwhile, a love triangle between Mike, Tina and Artie develops.
-FOX
Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
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Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.
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Brittany: He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
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Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
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Kurt: When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
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Rachel: (to Kurt) I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.
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Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
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Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
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Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
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Sam: (about Kurt) He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.
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Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
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Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
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Santana: I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.
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Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
1. Elton John and Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
2. Ike and Tina Turner - River Deep, Mountain High
3. From Victor Victoria - Le Jazz Hot
4. From a Chorus Line - Sing!
5. Billy Preston and Syreeta Wright - Born Again
6. Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat - Lucky
7. Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland - Happy Days Are Here Again
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