Glee: Britney/Brittany
January 15th 2011 21:24
When Brittany and the gang try to convince Mr. Schuester to let them do a Britney Spears number, he is reluctant to go that edgy. Meanwhile, an insecure Will is curious about Emma's new beau, Dr. Carl Howell, so he convinces her to bring him in to talk to the kids about dental hygiene. While the dreamy doc inspires the girls to take their dental health more seriously, Will is left feeling worse than before.
-FOX
Brittany: I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
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Sue: Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.
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Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
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Brittany: I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.
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Santana: Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.
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Rachel: I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.
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Figgins: Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.
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Sue: You know, William, that's what one Hubert Humphrey said back in 1968 at the start of the Democratic National Convention. But then hippies put acid in everyone's bourbon, and when an updraft revealed Lady Bird Johnson's tramp stamp, and tattoos above her ovaries, Mayor Richard J. Daley became so incensed with sexual rage that he punched his own wife in the face, and spent the next hour screaming 'sex party' into the microphones of all three major networks.
Will: Okay, I'm pretty sure none of that happened.
Sue: You can expect a call very soon from my lawyer, Gloria Allred. I'm gonna sue the pants off you, Will. I'm gonna take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests. I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom. I'll see you in court.
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Emma: You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.
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Rachel: The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.
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Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.
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Brittany: This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
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Brittany: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
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Brittany: Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
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Artie: Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
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Sue: I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.
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Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.
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Finn: I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.
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Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?
Carl: I get that all the time.
Santana: You can drill me any time.
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Finn: How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.
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Carl: (to Emma) I love that look of instant panic each time I try to change your routine.
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