Glee: Acafellas
November 9th 2010 21:41
1. Jazmine Sullivan - Bust Your Windows
2. Duffy – Mercy
3. Montell Jordan - This is How We Do It
4. Bel Biv Devoe – Poison
5. Juanes - La Camisa Negra
6. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
Rachel: Can we stop, please?
Will: You don't have to ask me every time for permission to go to the bathroom, Rachel. You can just go.
Rachel: It's not my bladder. It's the choreography.
~*~*~
Will: I can't remember the last time we just hung out with the guys, really talked about our feelings.
Ken: Wanna know what I'm feeling? I went over to the YMCA. I only have one pair of long pants, and...
Sandy: Oh, please! My life is a disaster, with no creative outlet, other than writing my Desperate Housewives fan fiction.
Howard: I'm afraid of my vacuum.
Will: I know how you guys feel. I, apparently, don't know how to dance.
Henri: I don't have thumbs.
~*~*~
Will: I hope it's cool me unloading on you like this. I don't want there to be any awkwardness.
Emma: Oh, no. No, none at all. I mean, you know, especially since we're, um, we're both in relationships now. It's both of us.
Will: Right.
Emma: I'm in a relationship. You're in a relationship.
Will: Exactly, yeah.
~*~*~
Will's Mother: Wow, when did you learn to cook, Terri?
Terri: It's just hamburger casserole. Watch out for bones.
~*~*~
Rachel: We need to have a gayvention. That's gay intervention.
Tina: It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous.
Mercedes: Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low.
Rachel: He wore a corset to second period today.
~*~*~
Dakota: You're not trying hard enough.
Artie: At what?
Dakota: At walking.
~*~*~
Emma: I love a car wash too though, you know, when I was little if I got all A's my dad would let me wash his car, so I'd get my little toothbrush out and I'd clean it all weekend long. (clears her throat)
Sue: You know the way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring. And I'm shocked you're not married.
~*~*~
Principal Figgins: I need those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food.
~*~*~
Sandy: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
~*~*~
Will: Sandy, we voted. When you're in the group it's creepy.
~*~*~
Sandy: He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
~*~*~
Howard: Who is Josh Groban?
Sandy: Who is Josh Groban?! Kill yourself! He is an angel sent from heaven to deliver platinum records unto us. And if he were here right now, I would club you to death with his Critic's Choice Award.
~*~*~
Josh Groban: Now you might be thinking why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blousy alcoholic.
~*~*~
Quinn: Ms. Sylvester, I wanna thank you.
Sue: For what?
Quinn: For teaching me a valuable life lesson. When you really believe in yourself, you don't have to bring other people down.
~*~*~
Sue: (to Quinn and Santana) Let me get this straight. The Glee Club got rid of Dakota Stanley. Mr. Schuester is back. And they're busy on a new number, more confident than ever. That is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. (they do) That's the smell of failure. And it's sticking up my office.
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