Glee: (3x10) Yes/No
January 20th 2012 06:09
After finding out that Coach Bieste eloped with Cooter, and being encouraged by Sue to go after what she wants, Emma accidentally blurts out her wish for Will to marry her at lunch. Flustered, she hurries off. Later on in the choir room, Will happily announces to his kids that he's finally going to propose! There is loud applause all around. They're sure he won't screw it up this time. Their assignment for the week: Find a proposal number worthy of Miss Pillsbury. Artie tries to convince Mr. Shue to lead with his "rockstar hips" in a Moves Like Jagger/Jumping Jack Flash dance number. The girls go with two much more heartfelt numbers (see below).
After asking Emma's parents for her hand in marriage and being flat out denied, Will is asked by them if he's really sure he wants to be stuck with their daughter who has so many problems. As her dad points out, marriage is messy and that's before babies and diapers get in the way. Does Will really want that for himself? Will loses a little enthusiasm in his plan.
Meanwhile, Becky is out to make Artie her new man (cue fantastic Becky inner monologue by Dame Helen Mirren), and after a Breadsticks date, Artie finds out that he actually really likes spending time with Becky. Everyone else is worried that he's leading her on, and after realizing just exactly how far Becky is planning on taking her new boyfriend, Artie listens to Sue's advice to just tell Becky that he doesn't want to date her. Sue consoles a broken-hearted Becky in her office with ice cream and "Lifetime television for ovaries".
Back at Breadsticks, Kurt, Finn, and Rachel sulk over their futures. Rachel hasn't got a Niata letter, Kurt's given up all hope on that front, and Finn, who'd talked to a recruiter for the army in hopes of following in his father's footsteps, has just been crushed by the news that his dad didn't die a war hero. He died a drug addict in Cincinnati, destroyed by the war. Finn wonders why he can't just have ONE good thing in his life. Kurt gives Rachel a sympathetic look.
On another relationship front, Sam joins the synchronized swimming team in an attempt to win back Mercedes. He wants that letterman's jacket! Everyone thinks he's crazy, but in then end it's Sam's proposal number that turns out to be the one. Inspired by Rachel's final song ("Without You") to Finn, Will decides once and for all that he doesn't care how many problems Emma has, he loves her.
Going to her office, he asks if she has a minute, and leads her into the hall, where she is handed white roses by students, Coach Beiste, and Sue, along the way to the pool, where all the Glee kids and the synchronized swimming team is waiting. Will leads Emma to a chair and tells her that this is all for her. The kids perform an awesome synchronized number to "We Found Love", which ends in Will walking on water in a white tux, tossing off his top hat and diving into the water and up onto the edge of the pool to confess that Emma has and always will be his one. Will she marry him? Tearfully Emma accepts. Everyone cheers.
Inspired by Mr. Shue, and realizing that he does have something good in his life, Finn invites Rachel to the auditorium, where he proposes.
Coach Beiste: It was Christmas Eve and we were at the Taco Bell and I look Cooter right in the eye and I said, ‘Coots, I gotta tell you, I think you’re my soulmate.’ And the next thing you know, I’m walking out of Fort Wayne’s 24-hour chapel Mrs. Cooter Menkins.
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Sue: Well, Michael Chiklis in a wig, I would like to offer my congratulations. I’ve been bested. I guess it’s time to call Boreanaz.
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Sue: If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
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Will: Emma, did you just ask me to marry you?
Emma: What? No, no I didn't. Was that out loud? No I didn't.
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Quinn: We totally don’t think you’ll screw it up this time.
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Becky's Inner Monologue: you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.
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Becky's Inner Monologue: OK, let’s get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I’m extremely picky. For instance, Rory grins too much, he looks like an insane person.
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Becky's Inner Monologue: Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?
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Becky's Inner Monologue: Now that’s more like it. Sweet, sexy and handicapable like me. With a voice as velvety as my favorite Sunday church dress. It’s decided: Artie Abrams, you’re my new boyfriend.
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Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.
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Mr. Pillsbury: Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.
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Finn: You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.
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Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.
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Coach Roz: You are one strange-looking kid. I’ve never seen lips like that on a white child and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples.
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Coach Roz: I know a thing or two about overcoming. When I was growing up they said that black folks couldn’t swim. But I had a dream that one day I would get to the promised land, so I swam my way and got my 40 acres and a pool. I won this bronze damn Olympic medal in Beijing, China for Individual Synchronized Swimming. I bet you didn’t even know there was a such thing as Individual Synchronized Swimming. I’m gonna say one thing to you, Sam Evans, and I’m only gonna say it to you once. If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
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Sugar: I just think we’d look really weird together. It’s not that you’re disabled, it’s cuz I’m abled and people are really mean. I’m really worried that people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.
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Becky: You should see my dance moves. My mom says I have Get Down Syndrome.
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Sue: Why don’t you tell her the truth so she can move on and maybe date someone who doesn’t sound like one of those weird puppets they bring around to the grade schools to teach kids about sexual predators.
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Sue: Stop buttoning your shirts up all the way like a demented 90 year old. You look like you’re auditioning for the lead in your nursing home stage production of 'Awakenings'.
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Finn: Rachel says you’re supposed to spend two months’ salary on a ring. Or is it two weeks’? Honestly, I just zone out every time girls start talking about this stuff.
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Will: Emma, you are the one. You always have been. The truth is, I feel like I’ve had to stop myself from doing this from the second I first saw you. The first time I held this hand, it felt like I’d held it a million times before, like somehow it’s always been here. Life is messy, it just is, and I know that’s hard for you, but that’s why you have me. To balance things out. But you have to realize, you do that for me too. Every day. Loving you and being loved by you makes everything better. I love you with everything I am and everything I ever hope to be. So, Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
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Finn: I got high school hero, life zero written all over me. Except for one thing. You. You’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. You’re like this big, gold star, and for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you. And I feel like if I can just convince you to let me keep doing then, then I’m gonna be OK. Everything’s gonna be OK. I opened up my first credit card to get this. I know it’s not a swimming pool full of dancers or a tux or it’s not very big. But it’s a promise. A promise to keep loving you for the rest of my life. All you’ve gotta do is say ‘Yes.’ Rachel Berry, will you marry me?
-Summer Nights from Grease. Sung by New Directions.
-Wedding Bell Blues by Laura Nyro. Sung by Emma with Sue and Shannon.
-Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera/Rolling Stones. Sung by Artie with Will and New Directions Boys.
-First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack. Sung by Rachel, Santana, Mercedes, and Tina.
-Without You by David Guetta ft. Usher. Sung by Rachel.
-We Found Love by Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris. Sung by Rachel and Santana.
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