Glee: (3x08) Hold On To Sixteen
December 13th 2011 18:52
In an attempt to recruit a few more members, Finn tracks down former teammate Sam Evans and convinces him to come back to the glee club. Tina comes to the defense of Mike and encourages him to pursue his dream while McKinley prepares to host the big sectionals performance.-FOX
Sam: Do you know the song "Jack and Dianne" by John Mellencamp?
Quinn: Please don't sing.
Sam: My favorite lyric is this one: "hold on to sixteen as long as you can."
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Santana: I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
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Kurt: I don’t like you. I don’t like the way you talk to my boyfriend. I don’t like your smirky little meerkat face. I don’t like your obnoxious CW hair. I’m onto you.
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Kurt: You smell like Craigslist.
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Kurt: Rachel and I might as well get used to a life of barista work and summer stock, there’s no way we’re getting into NYADA now. If we don’t win at Sectionals, I pretty much have nothing to live for.
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Finn: I didn't know 'Backdraft' was a musical.
Finn: That's not an image I can ever get out of my mind.
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Rachel: He could stay at one of our houses so it wouldn't be like he was homeless--Not that there isn't a quiet dignity in that, or anything.
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Finn: I'm really good at looking busy.
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Finn: Even homeless people have Facebook.
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Sam's Mom: I’m just crying because it makes me so sad to think of not seeing your face every day. Though I don't understand why the Dairy Queen makes you put that glitter all over it.
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Quinn: I’m free, you’re free, and I’m sure that you’ve noticed that I’m supermodel thin now that my thyroid is under control.
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Puck: It looks like Floppy-Haired Bass Dude, Chapped Lips McGee and Johnny Tromboner.
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Rory: Girls smell better than ham. And when they’re dancing and bouncing around, you can’t help but watch them.
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Artie: I got light tingles where it’s only 50/50 for tingling.
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Blaine: After getting bullied so much I took up boxing. I also started the Dalton branch of fight club, which I obviously can’t talk about.
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Tina: I've heard the jokes. I’d better hope they do a musical of 'The Joy Luck Club' or 'Memoirs of a Geisha'. I don’t care. Performing is what I need to do.
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Tina: Help your son honor his gift.
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Santana: We’re being nice. It would be rude if I followed you around and every time you took a step, I played a note on a tuba.
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Shelby: Don't wish away your life, you're exactly where you're supposed to be.
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Tickles The Clown: As an award-winning clown, I’d like to say that it’s nice for once to be working with kids that are just sick with talent.
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Santana: It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.
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Rachel: I got a taste of what it’s like to do the wrong thing, and it feels awful
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Rachel: My suspension is officially over. It’ll still be on my transcript, though. I’m just hoping that the admissions department at NYADA will see it as a sign of my artistic, rebellious attitude.
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Quinn: I’m not the singer that you or Kurt are, but Yale has an amazing drama program and I really do like to perform. I certainly would nail all the parts where the girl has to cry.
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Rachel: We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of.
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-Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO. Danced to by Cobra, Mr. Package and White Chocolate (Sam)
-Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith. Sung by Sam with New Directions.
-Buenos Aires from Evita. Sung by Harmony with the Unitards.
-Survivor/I Will Survive by Destiny's Child/Gloria Gaynor. Sung by The Troubletones
-ABC by Jackson 5. Sung by Tina with New Directions
-Control by Janet Jackson. Sung by Artie and Blaine with Quinn and New Directions
-Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson. Sung by New Directions
-We Are Young by fun. Sung by New Directions
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