Glee: (3x07) I Kissed a Girl
December 1st 2011 22:53
As the race for McKinley High President comes to an end, someone is caught trying to fix the results. Meanwhile, Coach Beiste gets up the nerve to challenge Sue Sylvester and things get complicated for Puck and Quinn.-FOX
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!
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Rachel: I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.
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Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
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Brittany: If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.
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Sue: My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.
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Sue: It's a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can't read.
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Sue: Why don't you hurry on to your next face-widening session at the John Travolta Institute for Head Thickening and Facial Weight Gain?
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Sue: Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself? Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill. If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
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Santana: While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.
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Puck: I'm like that Beautiful Mind guy without all the crazy.
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Puck: (to Santana) You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.
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Coach Beiste: I'm so bummed out. I feel like I'm living one of those country western songs.
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Santana: Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.
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Artie: Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.
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Sue: I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.
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Coach Beiste: But I'm telling you right now, if I had to benchpress a wildebeest, just to prove to you how much you mean to me, I'd do it.
- Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn and Brittany, ‘I Kissed a Girl’ (Katy Perry)
- Finn, Artie and Rory, ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ (Cyndi Lauper)
- Coach Beiste, ‘Jolene’ (Dolly Parton)
- Santana and Shelby Corcoran, ‘Constant Craving’ (K.D. Lang)
- Puck, ‘I’m the Only One’ (Melissa Etheridge)
- Kurt and Blaine, ‘F—in’ Perfect’ (Pink)
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