Glee (3x04): Pot O' Gold
November 2nd 2011 02:50
A new foreign exchange student arrives at McKinley. Mercedes goes recruiting for the new all-girl show choir while Finn tries to keep the morale up among New Directions. Sue's congressional campaign heats up.-Fox
Finn: I know that you're a big deal at Dalton or whatever, but we don't wear blazers here. So have a seat, I'm trying to have a pep talk here.
Blaine: Didn't you just say something about us not turning against each other?
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Kurt: It will give me a great opportunity to break out my Banana Republic Mad Men outfit.
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Rory: Would you be my friend Finn?
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Santana: That special place where Brittany lives? It’s beautiful. But someone has to help her cross the street.
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Sue: I am literally horny with fear.
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Santana: Britt, I want to talk about...that thing we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into--
Santana: Are we dating or what?
Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? Aren't you were paying. I ordered shrimp!
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Quinn: What do I have? Beth is perfect, she is my perfect thing. Something I can't even screw up. Do you know how hard it is to accomplish something perfectly? I'll never get the chance again. So even if I never leave this town or accomplish anything, I'll have her to call mine.
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Brittany: (after Mr. Shue writes "The magic's back" on the board) He knows about my leprechaun.
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Santana: Here's the deal, pixie-boy. You’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. I understand. She's beautiful, she's innocent, she's everything that's good in this miserable, stinking world.
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Brittany: Lord Tubbington snuck out and I found him at Arby's.
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Brittany: Lord Tubbington's poops are crispy and delicious.
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Hockey Player: You gonna go running to Mr. Shue? Oooooh.
Finn: No...Coach Beiste.
(they run away)
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Burt: Your Glee Club saved my kid's life. It turns out art can do that, ya know? Whether it’s through singing or dancing or painting a freakin’ picture.
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Puck: Not a lot of people believe in me and it means a lot that you do.
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Puck: Listen, if you need any help I'm here for you, always.
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Finn: Man, this is trouble.
Will: Big trouble.
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Brittany: Leprechauns aren't real. I realized that now.
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Rachel: He is magical.
- It Ain’t Easy Being Green (Rory)
- Last Friday Night (mostly Blaine)
- Candyman (by Christina Aguilera) (Santana, Brittany and Mercedes)
- Waiting for a Girl Like You (Puck)
- Take Care of Yourself (Rory)
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