Everything I needed to know I learned from: Supernatural
September 24th 2007 17:47
•Planes crash and apparently clowns kill.
•Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
•Address all FBI agents by Mulder and Scully.
•Mom’s make the best sandwiches ever!
•Dean always got the extra cookie.
•Be sure to pack a lot of bug spray and a lighter when moving into your new house with the awesome shower.
•There’s only one way to settle it and that’s the old fashioned way: Rock, Paper, Scissors. But scissors will always lose.
•Never leave home without your rock salt and holy water.
•Trunks are for storing weapons, not suitcases.
•Glove compartments are for fake IDs.
•Beautiful women are almost always demons.
•Even if you dislocate your shoulder, you can still take down Superman…but whatever you do, don’t turn your back on him. He just might stab you in the back.
•A 1967 Chevy Impala is the only way to travel. And it can survive pretty much anything.
•Vancouver, Canada looks like every US state, especially the Midwest.
•Little girls and old ladies are scary.
•Cell phones work best when attempting to shoot an invisible assailant.
•Never, ever trust someone with yellow eyes. Most likely they don’t have a liver problem…
•It’s all fun and games until someone gets stabbed in the heart.
•You have a better chance at winning the lottery than getting your dad on the phone.
•PA’s are really just slaves.
•Wear a distinctive watch because you’re mullet won’t survive the fire.
•Always keep a large collection of random uniforms at hand. You never know when you might have to be a convict…or a priest…
•Dean is Mulder and Sam is a red-headed woman.
•Flashlights are the best form of lighting.
•Hotel rooms always have crazy interior design.
•You need more laughter in your life, you’re way too tense.
•Ghosts and vampires have feelings too.
•What’s dead should stay dead. (Unless it's Sam, Dean, or Castiel)
•The best cure for a hangover is a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ash tray.
•Don’t get sucked into the prank game. It’s stupid and it always escalates.
•Just remember, you started it.
•When driving cross country, one listens only to The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.
•I’m older, which means I’m always right.
•Rats are worse than ghosts.
•Every significant pause in your life will be emphasized by a cut to black and a shiiinnkboom sound.
•Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart…or the hair, depending on who you ask.
•Don’t build your home on a cursed Indian site. The view may be fantastic, but the insect problem will make you want to kill yourself.
•Cell phones work everywhere except next to wooden poles carved with the word, “Croatoan”.
•If your imaginary friend tries to drown you and your grandma is all but catatonic, get out of the house.
•There’s always a second tripwire, so pack accordingly.
•You will spend more than your fair share of time in sewers.
•Roadside cafes have moats around them.
•Wishes and deals never turn out the way you want them to in the end.
•If your brother’s acting weird, just burn the strange scar on his arm.
•Family is everything.
•Real men aren’t afraid to cry.
•Never stick your hand down a gutter.
•Aliens like to slow dance.
•Prison food isn’t all that bad.
•If you want something to be real, believe in it.
•Even supernatural viruses will eventually run their course.
•Hey, no chick-flick moments.
•Nothing good ever happens in bathrooms, abandoned mental institutions, or hospital basements.
•Sometimes the nightmares are real.
•Bon Jovi rocks, on occasion.
•It's not funny when the voice is telling you you're out of minutes.
•Paris Hilton is skinny...and FAST!
•All it takes is someone talking about an itch, or thinking about one even, and suddenly you can’t stop scratching.
•The Tooth Fairy is scary!
•You know, you can go blind from that too.
•Dean may not know myspace, but he sure knows facebook.
•Your cell phone coverage does not extend to Angel green rooms.
•Family members are supposed to make you miserable, that's why they're family!
•Dean's favorite hamburger is still from that sea-side shack in Delaware when he was 11.
•Angels don't need door handles. Or stairs, or cars, or...
•Cas is still working on the concept of personal space, but he'll get there eventually.
•Beware Teenage Mutant Ninja Angels
•Darts and the New York Times Saturday crossword are no match for Sam Winchester.
•Dean is both our and the angels best hope.
•Dean's a hunter. Not because his dad made him, not because God called him back from Hell, but because it is what he is. He loves it, will find his way to it in the dark every single time, and is miserable without it.
•What makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots.
•When in ghost form, you're basically just a walking piece of fog.
•For fans, we sure do complain a lot.
•Sam's birthday is May 2.
•Dean's is January 24.
•If someone seems different to you, it's probably not the haircut.
•If I was psychic, you think I’d be writing? Writing is hard!
•Toilet Paper: Hoard it--HOARD it like the gold it is!
•If the name ends in "-iel" there's a good chance it's an angel.
•Just say no!
•There’s probably still a sandwich in the backseat.
•This is not a TV show. This is real.
•Dude…
•Kim Manners still rules.
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Comment by Jacklyn Rebecca
Christo" can be used almost daily
]Jerk and Bitch are terms of endearment]
Possesed Sam is scarier than demons
magic finger beds" are essential to a good hotel
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and a pensil !
-- Always come up with a ridiculous code phrase in case you're kidnapped and they put you in the phone.
-- Love the Smurfs
-- What's dead should stay dead. But Winchesters.
-- Nothing can fully destroy a 67' Impala
-- 1967 was Impala's best year.
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