Dream a little dream...
March 11th 2008 05:07
I’ve had some weird dreams (and believe me, that’s an understatement!) I’ve been stabbed more times then I can count, survived a volcano that shot up while I was walking down the street and started shooting video game fruit at me, been kidnapped by Iago the parrot in Aladdin with the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean, run crying because the mean little kids in my class were threatening to pull out my one magical hair, and had all my teeth fall out because my gums melted due to faulty toothpaste…But alas, all that is for another time.
Seeing as how this is a TV-themed site, I figured why not share some of my TV-themed dreams? So here goes…
Dream #1: Starring characters from The X-files and Lost. Special appearance by Johnny Depp…
I was watching a special edition last episode of The X-files and it was the best thing EVER! It was like two hours of alternate endings! The first one had Mulder and Scully smiling at each other, and then suddenly it cut to this piece of paper where they were x-ing off “married”. Next they were setting up a light to take their secret wedding picture, but before they could, things got very weird and Mulder was suddenly really fat. I don’t know why.
The second alternate ending involved Mulder being a muscle builder…and in the third, he woke up and everything since the episode Demons was in Mulder’s head. He gets sentenced for the deaths of Amy and her husband, but the Lone Gunmen are there to help. All three of them are there, and Langly’s hair is really short. For some reason all three of the gunmen are handcuffed or tied with their hands behind their backs and sticking out of a very fiery furnace. They have sad smiles on their face when they tease Mulder about always having to bail him out at the last second.
For some reason I was watching all of this on my video camera out in the garden. Suddenly the screen went black and green words said: Connection Failure. I thought, NOOOO! A second later I woke up. It was like my unconscious knew that I was waking up and couldn’t watch the whole next hour of the best show ever. Needless to say, I was very disappointed when I woke up!
I fell back asleep, and my sister and some weird guy with black hair who was supposedly her boyfriend were in the kitchen talking about something I now can’t remember…
Suddenly, I was watching Sawyer, Locke, and Hurley crawl through the jungle, and then through this nasty red goopy stuff. They practically swam through it all until they came out on the other side of The Island and were in Narnia. They came out right in the middle of a huge battle, and the queen wanted to know why we were there. My sister was suddenly with me (or it might have been my other sister or some weird mix of them in a person I didn’t really know), and she said she was there to stay with Ella and Mike. I had no idea who she was talking about. I thought quickly and made up a story that I was there to see the professor (because he was the only one I knew was there).
My sister hybrid person let me through to the castle/university located at the top of a very large grassy hill. We went inside and I headed up to the top floor. There was a huge long marble hallway, and I went into the professor’s room. He was Johnny Depp. I was surprised, but pretended like I knew him and was his new assistant because I didn’t want the queen to kill me. He’d just arrived in town and was trying to set up all his supplies.
I was taking glass frames of letters or books or something and setting them up under tables that looked a lot like the ones used in high school or college chemistry classes. Only these tables were made of nicer wood. I arranged the glass frames the wrong way and one of the mean girls who thought she was in charge started yelling at me. Johhny Depp (a.k.a. The Professor) got mad at her then took me aside and gently told me the right way to align them. Apparently they all had to go up and down with only one frame laying the wrong way on its side in the front.
I started to ask what all these documents were for, but somewhere in the back of my mind I realized I never got to see the rest of the X-files alternate endings and the third X-files movie…although I don’t recall ever having seen the second….
Like I said, I have strange dreams. I started writing them down last summer and now have about 45 singe-spaced pages! Haha I don’t know where they come from, but I’m quite entertained when I wake up and remember them later in the day.
So how about you? Have you had any dreams about your favorite shows or characters? I’d love to hear ‘em! Who knows, I might even post a few of my others later on...
| 57 |
| Vote |
Add To: 
subscribe to this blog
Comment by DreamboatAmy84
Comment by Meggie
TV Chit Chat
Comment by DreamboatAmy84
Comment by Meggie
TV Chit Chat
Comment by Meggie
TV Chit Chat
We were all in the mall and David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were there. Everyone kept following him around and passing out because he was radioactive! I figured it out and was trying to find him to help him before he ended up killing Tea or one of his kids. I remember some Taco guy chasing me around, and somehow I ended up on a bus. David got on and everyone scrambled to get away from him. He was wrapped in a baby blanket and not looking very well.
He sat down next to mom and I was worried that she was going to pass out. The bus never got moving because there was an ambulance coming to pick him up. But he was getting worse and worse, so I finally grabbed him and his weird iron shield that suddenly appeared and helped him off the bus and into one of the stores.
I was trying to tell people what was wrong, that David Duchovny was dying, but no one listened because suddenly a bunch of guys dressed all in black with ski masks and machine guns showed up! They took the store hostage and I pulled David behind one of the floor to ceiling exhibits.
Outside, more masked men showed up and opened fire! I was shocked to find out that the store in the mall had bulletproof windows! Thankfully the guys outside were locked out, but there were still three of them inside.
I was starting to get really weak because of David’s radioactivity and he was getting really weak too. People around him slowly started dropping off and the bad guys wanted to know what was going on. I think we were in a shoe store that turned into a bagel shop and back at some point because I remember one of the bad guys ordering the guy behind the counter to give him food.
I was getting weaker and weaker and I was determined not to let David die. He was slipping in and out of consciousness, and I had to keep yelling at him to, “Hold on for Tea! Hold on for you kids! Hold on for Gillian! Hold on for Scully!”
Suddenly I realized the only way to keep us alive was to eat the pearls off necklaces that were hanging in the middle of the room. They tasted awful. I forced myself to eat them and David (who might have changed into Mulder when I told him to hold on for Scully) kept refusing them like a little kid. I had to force him to eat them to stay alive.
There was a rustling of people behind me but I never found out what was going on because I woke up.
Comment by DreamboatAmy84
OK, here's my dream from last night, definitely non-XF, but still pretty cool:
I was a Southern Belle living in a town sometime around the Civil War. Or maybe I was a Southern Belle ex-pat living in turn-of-century London. Let's go with that ... Anyway, I was really upset because these two young boys killed my cat (sad!!) and I was trying to get the constable to arrest them, but he kept ignoring me. Just then a big procession of people came flooding into the town square led by none other than younger versions of Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman in all their Harry Potter glory. Apparently, Gary/Sirius was going to trial for some unidentified crime, and Alan/Snape was trying to get him acquitted. A/S was very upset, and there were definitely some hints at a Snape/Sirius relationship. DON'T ASK ME! It was at this moment that I had the genius idea of approaching him to ask if he would help me find and punish the boys who killed my cat. For some reason I kept calling him Mr. Alan Rickman. I told him I was very sorry for his current misfortune, but I thought he would be the perfect person to discipline the boys because they'd be so frightened by his Snape-ness. Somehow he agreed and said he'd come back to help me after the trial. A couple of days later he met me at an old Victorian house/Southern plantation/cemetery where we thought the boys were hiding out. But rather than getting anything done, I shamelessly flirted with him saying that I bet I could turn him straight, after which we proceeded to make out passionately.
Oh man, I totally plead the fifth on this one... I almost didn't post it, but figured it was too hilarious to withhold. Lawds
Comment by Meggie
TV Chit Chat
I love dreams!