Chuck vs. The Undercover Lover
January 25th 2008 03:55
Chuck flashes on the names of a band of Russian arms dealers…one of which appears to have a romantic past with none other than Casey!
When Chuck mentions Ilsa to Casey, the NSA Agent grabs him by the shirt collar and warns Chuck if he ever mentions the woman’s name again he’ll kill him. Chuck turns to Sarah for help instead.
When they’re all sent undercover to the highly exclusive Russian party, Chuck still tries to get Casey to talk about his past. Casey stomps off and Sarah tells Chuck that the reason he might not want to talk about his old girlfriend is because she’s dead.
After being mistaken for one of the Russian arms dealer’s nephews, Chuck gets pulled into the dance…where he spots the girl herself! He tries to motion to Sarah, the Russians think he’s asking her to dance, and now both Chuck and Sarah are caught in the dance. Sarah radios Casey, telling him their cover has been compromised, and when Casey comes to help, he runs into Ilsa herself. He’s shocked, seeing as how the last time he saw her he thought she’d been blown up in an explosion.
Sarah pulls Casey out of the party now that his cover has been compromised, and the next day Chuck tries to talk to Casey like a good buddy would. Casey, on the other hand, tapes his mouth together with a barcode strip to keep him from trying to continue.
Not one to give up, Chuck finds Casey eating lunch later and tells him he shouldn’t keep everything bottled up like a robot. Casey insists that there’s nothing to tell, and when he asks Chuck why he cares so much…
Chuck: I just think it’d be nice to know you had a life before…this. I just figure if a guy like you can find love, no offense Casey, then maybe there’s hope for me too. Maybe this whole spy business isn’t as screwed up as I think it is.
Casey: hmmm
Chuck: “Hmmm”? That’s it? Okay, you know what? If you want to go through life all emotionally constipated and alone, then suit yourself. I’ll let you get back to protecting the greater good you freakin’ robot.
*Chuck gets up and heads for the door*
Casey: I met her in a flower marked…in Rome. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.
Chuck: I knew it…It’s alive!
Meanwhile, Captain Awesome and Ellie go to buy a combined anniversary gift. She wants a new TV, he wants a washer and dryer. When she gets called away to work, she tells him to surprise her and they wind up with the washer and dryer. Morgan tries to help. Ellie stomps off and Captain Awesome doesn’t get it.
Chuck convinces Casey he needs to find for his love, and they show up at the hotel, where Sarah (undercover) asks them what they’re doing there. Casey starts to tell her the truth, and Chuck insists that they were just going to watch the surveillance tapes to see if Chuck had anymore flashes.
Sarah leaves to go plant the bug, and Chuck points out that Ilsa’s sitting in the bar all by herself the night before her wedding to the head Russian. When Chuck tells him now’s his chance to go talk to her, Casey hesitates and Chuck tells him, “Wait a second, you’re scared!” This of course, makes Casey go do exactly that.
Sarah has a run-in with one of the Russians from the party who tried to hit on her, and when she knocks him out, she radios Casey to come finish planting the bug. Chuck takes over, throws on a uniform, and goes to plant the bug in the honeymoon suite. He spots a red briefcase on the table instead, and finds all of Ilsa’s files.
Suddenly Ilsa’s voice comes from the hall, and Chuck hides under the bed. Suddenly Ilsa and Casey fall on the bed and…Chuck’s phone rings. Casey recognizes the ring, drops to ask Chuck what he’s doing there, and when Chuck tells him Ilsa’s a French spy, she pulls out a gun at the same time as Casey.
Ilsa’s Russian fiancé shows up, and Casey and Chuck both have to hide under the bed. As Victor falls on the bed with Ilsa, Casey gets ready to shoot. Chuck stops him, and suddenly the Russian passes out. Ilsa tells them to hurry up and get out before he wakes up.
Meanwhile, the Buy More guys invite Captain Awesome for poker night, and when he wins the first hand and they all start taking off a piece of clothing, he runs very quickly from the room. They can’t figure out why.
Chuck goes to find Casey to talk…again, and when Casey starts to rip him apart and asks if there’s anything else he wants to talk about, Chuck just answers, “Uh, yeah that lady waiting to see you.” Ilsa shows up and tells Casey that they’ve been investigation Victor since ’02.
Ilsa: My agency’s tried everything to take him to trial. But his organization is airtight, totally legit from the outside. The only way we could take him down was to—
Casey: By screwing it out of him? How uh,…French. If you are even French.
Ilsa gives Casey back the necklace he’d given her a long time ago, and tells him goodbye. Later that night, Chuck goes over to check on Casey and finds him drinking away his sorrows. He tosses the necklace to the table, where a bug falls out. They realize the Russians have been listening all this time. When Casey jumps up to go find Ilsa to warn her that she’s in trouble, Chuck reminds him that scotch and driving don’t exactly mix. Casey’s response: “You’re absolutely right. You’re driving.” He shoves the keys at Chuck and runs upstairs to find his pants.
Across the courtyard, Sarah shows up looking for Chuck, only to find Ellie all alone with a glass of wine trying not to cry. Sarah tries to leave, but Ellie obviously wants her to stay, and she ends up having to stay and comfort Sarah’s sister. When Chuck calls her to tell her about the trap, Sarah tries to leave again, Elile begs her not to leave, and…Morgan shows up just in time! He stays around to comfort Ellie, and when she tells him, “You’ve always been really sweet to me,” and falls onto his shoulder asleep, Morgan asks, “I thought we issued a no-touch policy back in ’98?” He tries to get to off the couch and into bed.
Meanwhile, the Russians are waiting for Casey and Chuck, who end up tied to a chair back to back. The head Russian One of the best, funniest, fight scenes follow, ended only when both Chuck and Casey fall over the balcony into the pool below. The entire wedding party looks up, and when Casey steps out the poll to a hero’s score, the music suddenly stops as all the Russians pull out guns. Haha!
Sarah pulls out her gun, and the head Russian just laughs.
Victor: “Who’s gonna stop me? One little girl with one little gun?”
Chuck: Casey, this is unacceptable!
Casey: Shut up Chuck.
*Sarah kicks a gun to Ilsa*
Ilsa: Try two little girls.
Casey: She looks good with a gun.
The next morning Ellie wakes up to find Morgan asleep next to her, and she quickly jumps out of the bed. When she asks him what he’s doing there, he tells her that she begged him to stay. He also tells her that he would never do anything to hurt her since she’s like a sister. Devon (Captain Awesome) shows up, and when Morgan tries to assure him that nothing happened, he just simply says, “I know” and goes out and shows Ellie the new TV he bought.
Ilsa comes to tell Casey goodbye and Chuck sneaks up to the window.
Ilsa: What does he think he’s doing?
Casey: Guess he’s trying to spy on us.
Ilsa: He’s got a lot to learn.
Casey: Mmhmm.
Casey tells her to get going so she won’t miss her flight, then kisses her and tells her goodbye. Ilsa leaves, Chuck jumps out the window and when Casey tells him Ilsa’s going to catch a plane, Chuck tells him not to worry because he’ll always have him around. He also tells Casey that he thinks this is the beginning of a great friendship. Casey pushes him into a bush on his way into his own apartment.
Chuck: Or not.
More Quotes of the week:
Chuck: Casey, I don’t want to die as a man stewardess.
Casey: Relax. I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures…possible loss of a limb. No major organ damage.
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Haha! I love it! Casey and Chuck are hilarious together, and it's always fun to see the human side of Casey.
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