Chuck vs the Role Models
July 8th 2011 23:16
Casey's patience is tried when he has to train Morgan to be an agent, while Chuck and Sarah learn from a successful but splintered married team of spies.-NBC
Casey: All right, there are 3 qualities make for an effective field agent: Subversion.
Morgan: Me.
Casey: Stealth.
Morgan: Me.
Casey: Strength.
(Morgan groans)
~*~*~
Sarah: A good agent should never be without a back up weapon.
Chuck: Well have you heard of the Bartowski Rule? No firearms in my apartment.
Sarah: Not if you want to live with a spy.
~*~*~
Chuck: Oh, yeah. How is that field training with Morgan going?
Casey: Put it this way, he makes you look like a natural born operative.
~*~*~
Casey: Relax, you passed.
Morgan: I failed every test.
Casey: Yeah, with flying colors. You have got to be hands down, bar none, the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.
Morgan: I do?
Casey: How many Marines you know would go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed?
Morgan: Yeah.
Casey: You have to be a complete idiot.
~*~*~
Chuck: Ok, ok, the Turers aren't perfect, I'm willing to modify my opinion.
Sarah: She's a drunk. He's a philanderer. As a team, they're a total mess.
Chuck: Well come on, they're not completly without their charms. I mean, there could be worse people we could turn into.
Sarah: I would rather be eaten alive by a tiger. Speaking of, I'm done waiting for Otto to find us. Let's get the software and get out of here.
~*~*~
Morgan: Listen to me. Listen to me. Just hear me out. This country needs men like you, Casey. Okay? What do I do? I sell refrigerators, you know? I mean if I die, what? They'll shop at Large Mart. Big deal. But there is a way I can serve my country.
Casey: What are you doing?
Morgan: I'm going to lure that tiger into Ellie and Awesome's apartment.
Casey: You're not!
Morgan: Yes I am! And listen to me. No matter what you hear in there, promise me, you will not go in after me. SEMPER FI-dizzle!
~*~*~
Laura Turner: What my husband means to say is: we're retiring.
General Beckman: But you just can't walk away. You are the best of the best! Who will possibly take your place?
Chuck: You... are sure? Really? I mean, thank you.
~*~*~
Laura Turner: Watch each other's backs, you two.
Craig Turner: I wish you many happy marriages.
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