Chuck vs the Frosted Tips
November 15th 2011 19:39
Chuck worries Morgan is letting the Intersect change his attitude for the worse. Sarah gives Casey relationship advice on Gertrude Verbanski. Captain Awesome discovers shocking news about Jeff and Lester.
Casey: Readiness, like life, begins at the point of conception.
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Sarah: That’s a weird move, Casey.
Casey: This way I can find out everything I need to before I ask her out...
Sarah: I’m pretty sure that’s why people go on dates -- to get to know one another.
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Beckman : My only condition is that no one breathes my name in relation to the mission.
Morgan: (hanging out the window) Yo, Becky! What up, baby girl?
Beckman : (to Chuck): I told you to come alone!
Morgan: You doing pilates, huh? You are. Don’t say you’re not. You are.
Beckman : What the hell is wrong with him?
Chuck: So many things...
Morgan: Becky! Your core is really tight.
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Ellie: Normally she lets you know she’s full by spitting up.
Awesome: Oh, that’s my girl!
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Awesome: We should probably clean up before Mommy gets home, huh? (looks at clock) 9:45? In the AM? It’s only been 45 minutes?! What are we going to do with the rest of the day?
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Awesome: The back-up juicer is probably on its last leg. Yeah, that should kill a couple hours. Just gotta make it to dinner, right?
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Morgan: Yo! Don’t scuff it, all right Cabbage Patch.
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Chuck: Morgan, did you dye your hair?
Morgan: No. I frosted my tips. I think it makes my eyes pop.
Chuck: Are you wearing lifts?
Morgan: Oh boy... They’re orthotics, OK? They’re for my posture. And it’s cool, because Cruise wears them.
Chuck: What is... What is going on with you? You smell like the Glendale Galleria.
Morgan: It’s Ed Hardy. I’ll send you a bottle.
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Morgan: I would have sent my decorator, but she’s all busy with Mark Wahlberg’s place... Hollywood...
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Casey: There’s no way I’m letting a traitor date my daughter!
Morgan: Right, right, right. Your daughter. Sure. Excuse me. Let me take care of that right now. Sweet little Allie...
Casey: Alex!
Morgan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. There you go. All right?
Casey: You text-messaged a break up with my little girl?!
Morgan: Yeah, well, I can do better.
~*~*~
Casey: (to Alex) What do you want me to do? You want me to kill him? ‘Cause I’ll kill him. Better yet, let’s keep him alive... You can work him over for awhile... Yeah...
~*~*~
Chuck: Perving out on Gertrude. Weird move Casey.
Sarah: I told you.
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Morgan: Bubbula, I offer you the services of the world’s greatest spy, and you don’t have the decency -- the common courtesy -- to offer me my own personal assistant. Bush league!
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Chuck: It’s like middle school all over again. When Morgan grew his first mustache. Full, thick, manly. Like a miniature Tom Selleck. Thought he was cock of the walk. Cool, sarcastic, mean... Made our lives a living hell for a few weeks. ‘Til Meredith Lester showed up.
Sarah: And she grew a mustache too?
Chuck: No, she did not.
~*~*~
Chuck: That’s it!
Sarah: You’re going to drop Morgan’s pants.
Chuck: Metaphorically, yes.
~*~*~
Awesome: Guard this child with your life!
Lester: Ohhhhhh! The chosen one!
~*~*~
Chuck: Morgan just pantsed us!
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Beckman: I never sent you Intersect glasses.
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Casey: Must’ve copied the zip drive, the little snake-in-the-grass... Right, it’s not his fault.
Chuck: Guys, let’s save Morgan!
Casey: If we must.
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Morgan: Soy? Who said anything about... soy? What do you want me to do, start lactating for you?
~*~*~
Casey: There is no ‘me and Verbanski.’
Sarah: Coming from the guy who put a surveillance bug on her...
Casey: That was before she poached one of my team. That woman is dead to me.
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Verbanski: Is that a zip drive in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Casey: I’m here because you stole our mission. And our moron.
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Morgan: The Master has taught you well...
Chuck: I am The Master.
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Chuck: You can keep the intersect, Gollum.
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Morgan: That’s the thing, Chuck. We are NOT friends!
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Morgan: Do you even remember who I was before?
Chuck: Yes Morgan! Do you?
~*~*~
Morgan: What did we do, exactly?
Chuck: Stole Meredith’s sandwich during homeroom and then we...
Morgan: We did something to it. We, uh... We spiced it up somehow.
Chuck: Yes. Yes! You’re right, Morgan. But what did we put in it?
Morgan: Something... It was something really, really awful. I can see it in my head. I can. I just can’t. It’s like a gnarly, curly, like a cockroach leg... my... My mustache!
Chuck: Yes!
Morgan: We shaved off my first mustache, and then we sprinkled it on her sandwich!
~*~*~
Zorn: Please, take me to jail. You're all a bunch of maniacs!
~*~*~
Verbanski: I knew you were into me, John.
Casey: Shut up, Gertrude.
~*~*~
Casey: (getting ready for his date) Do I take the Smith & Wesson, show her that I’m rugged and dependable? Or bring the C-, show her that I’m cool and sophisticated? I’ll just take ‘em both.
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Lester: What do you care if something is a good idea or not, can I have the money, please?
Jeff: It just sounds really dangerous.
Lester: Yeah. I know. What if we kill him? That’s totally worth 20 bucks!
Jeff: I will not be party to the reckless endangerment of a co-worker. And, if I might add, a friend.
~*~*~
Morgan: Thanks for pantsing me.
Chuck: Anytime buddy.
~*~*~
Beckman: Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear he had the Intersect. The CIA does not like that.
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