Chuck vs the Bearded Bandit
November 14th 2011 22:34
As Carmichael Industries takes on a missing persons case, Chuck must acclimatize himself to being Morgan's handler and deal with a rival agency. The Buy More gets a new spokesperson.
Chuck: Hello. My name is Charles Carmichael, and I have one final question for you: Have you ever needed to subdue a Basque terrorist on a Swiss train?
Sarah: Or fight your way through the jungles of southeast Asia?
Casey: Or take out an arms dealer with a penchant for murder... And ice cream?
Chuck: Well, we have.
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Sarah: And how do you know her?”
Casey: Minsk. 1995. I was being a patriot. She was being... whatever she was paid to be.
Chuck: Wow, 1995. I was still in middle school.
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Sarah: By the way when this whole thing ends, don't expect me to mount anything of yours in my office...it's just tacky.
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Big Mike: The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?
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Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster thing!
Lester: Me too.
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Big Mike: So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?
~*~*~
Awesome: Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.
~*~*~
Morgan: I am so tired of running errands for that man's stomach.
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Casey:: It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars.
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Casey: (practicing) Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.
~*~*~
Morgan: Someone just found out that the zoom is mightier than the sword, my friend.
~*~*~
Morgan: One question though, who's Luke Skywalker?
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