Chuck Versus The Zoom
November 1st 2011 22:56
Now the head of his own spy agency, Chuck takes on a slick thief and an investor who has stolen money from dangerous criminals. Morgan aids Chuck in planning a surprise for Sarah. Jeff and Lester launch their latest scheme at the Buy More.-NBC
Jean-Claude: Honey? You talk like an old married couple.
Chuck: Actually…
Jean-Claude: I’m sorry. I don’t care.
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Morgan: They need you, Morgan. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man… Start with the man part. Just be a man first..
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Sarah: Go on. Say something about You-Know-Who.
Casey: Do I have to?
Sarah: Yes.
Casey: He’ll tear your limbs off. And beat you with them.
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Chuck: We're still working out the kinks.
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Sarah: Rockets, bullets, the private jet, servicing the private jet, the fresh shrimp that Morgan likes to eat on the private jet...
Morgan: You have to understand. They’re just not the same frozen!
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Sarah: The guy took money from teachers' unions.
Carmichael Industries' Client: He stole two million from Rush Limbaugh.
Casey: Tell me everything you know about this animal!
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Casey: Do you actually play any non-videogame sports?
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Morgan: Operation Toes in the Sand: Actually it makes a better acronym.
Chuck: Toes in the Sand...T.I.T... Why don’t we just call it ‘Operation Toes'?
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Chuck: It all seems so normal. A little too normal...
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Chuck: Alright, where’s Jeff. No. Where’s Lester? I can sense his evil, little hand all over this.
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Lester: He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll.
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Morgan: How are we going to prove that Jeff and Lester are bilking from the store?
Chuck: Well, maybe we construct some sort of ruse, you know, and trick him up out of the chair. Or we could... Hang on. Or we could wait for him to stand up like the moron that he is.
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Chuck: You're going to give back every penny, or you're going to jail.
Jeff: To see my mom?!
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Morgan: Yes! We ride at midnight!
Woodley: His security is deadly!
Chuck: So maybe we ride up first thing in the morning?
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Chuck: Zoomed? What did you say? What? Did you... You zoomed on his gym bag?
Morgan: Yeah. Because you had ‘flash,’ which was great. But I kinda want to do my own thing, mix it up a bit, so I came up with ‘zoom.’
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Chuck: Do not do that! You’re going to zoom too soon!
Morgan: Premature zoom? Really? Crap! OK, OK... What do I do?
Chuck: Think about baseball.
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Burnham: Remember, I like it deep and hard.
Chuck: Great. That just sounds...great.
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Morgan: You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall.
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Morgan: Ah! Bunny-doll!
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Sarah: You see, we work with somebody. A master spy. Who always has a plan.
Chuck: OK... OK, this isn’t good. No plan, no plan. The master spy does not have a plan.
Roger Bale: I don’t want to hear her voice anymore. Take them downstairs, I’ll decide what to do with them later. I need you to get someone from our computer team on the phone right now!
Chuck: I think I have a plan.
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Chuck: I pull these wires, and your firewall goes down. And the CIA is inside of you in seconds... Your computer. Inside of your computer in seconds...
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Morgan: Did I do great?
Casey: Shut up, moron!
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Chuck: Get in the van! Leave! Leave me behind!
Sarah: Casey, we can’t just leave him behind like that!
Chuck: Please leave! ...(on the video) Guys! Please don’t leave me behind, I have a plan!
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Chuck: Also, if at all possible, if you could check to make sure I’m still alive on the roof of the van, that would be great.
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Chuck: OK, so that was not a classically successful mission. But we all made it out alive, so that’s a plus.
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Casey: I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.
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Ellie: The intersect didn't make you a hero. It gave you an opportunity to become one.
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Chuck: What about the mission?
Casey: Don't worry, Morgan saved the day.
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Chuck: What about me though? You and Casey are superspies, Morgan’s the Intersect. What’s my job?
Sarah: chuck, you're our leader.
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