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Chuck vs the Frosted Tips

November 15th 2011 19:39









Chuck worries Morgan is letting the Intersect change his attitude for the worse. Sarah gives Casey relationship advice on Gertrude Verbanski. Captain Awesome discovers shocking news about Jeff and Lester.



Casey: Readiness, like life, begins at the point of conception.

~*~*~

Sarah: That’s a weird move, Casey.

Casey: This way I can find out everything I need to before I ask her out...

Sarah: I’m pretty sure that’s why people go on dates -- to get to know one another.

~*~*~
Beckman : My only condition is that no one breathes my name in relation to the mission.

Morgan: (hanging out the window) Yo, Becky! What up, baby girl?

Beckman : (to Chuck): I told you to come alone!

Morgan: You doing pilates, huh? You are. Don’t say you’re not. You are.

Beckman : What the hell is wrong with him?

Chuck: So many things...

Morgan: Becky! Your core is really tight.


~*~*~

Ellie: Normally she lets you know she’s full by spitting up.

Awesome: Oh, that’s my girl!

~*~*~

Awesome: We should probably clean up before Mommy gets home, huh? (looks at clock) 9:45? In the AM? It’s only been 45 minutes?! What are we going to do with the rest of the day?

~*~*~

Awesome: The back-up juicer is probably on its last leg. Yeah, that should kill a couple hours. Just gotta make it to dinner, right?

~*~*~

Morgan: Yo! Don’t scuff it, all right Cabbage Patch.

~*~*~

Chuck: Morgan, did you dye your hair?

Morgan: No. I frosted my tips. I think it makes my eyes pop.

Chuck: Are you wearing lifts?

Morgan: Oh boy... They’re orthotics, OK? They’re for my posture. And it’s cool, because Cruise wears them.

Chuck: What is... What is going on with you? You smell like the Glendale Galleria.

Morgan: It’s Ed Hardy. I’ll send you a bottle.

~*~*~

Morgan: I would have sent my decorator, but she’s all busy with Mark Wahlberg’s place... Hollywood...

~*~*~

Casey: There’s no way I’m letting a traitor date my daughter!

Morgan: Right, right, right. Your daughter. Sure. Excuse me. Let me take care of that right now. Sweet little Allie...

Casey: Alex!

Morgan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. There you go. All right?

Casey: You text-messaged a break up with my little girl?!

Morgan: Yeah, well, I can do better.

~*~*~

Casey: (to Alex) What do you want me to do? You want me to kill him? ‘Cause I’ll kill him. Better yet, let’s keep him alive... You can work him over for awhile... Yeah...

~*~*~

Chuck: Perving out on Gertrude. Weird move Casey.

Sarah: I told you.

~*~*~

Morgan: Bubbula, I offer you the services of the world’s greatest spy, and you don’t have the decency -- the common courtesy -- to offer me my own personal assistant. Bush league!

~*~*~

Chuck: It’s like middle school all over again. When Morgan grew his first mustache. Full, thick, manly. Like a miniature Tom Selleck. Thought he was cock of the walk. Cool, sarcastic, mean... Made our lives a living hell for a few weeks. ‘Til Meredith Lester showed up.

Sarah: And she grew a mustache too?

Chuck: No, she did not.

~*~*~

Chuck: That’s it!

Sarah: You’re going to drop Morgan’s pants.

Chuck: Metaphorically, yes.

~*~*~

Awesome: Guard this child with your life!

Lester: Ohhhhhh! The chosen one!

~*~*~

Chuck: Morgan just pantsed us!

~*~*~

Beckman: I never sent you Intersect glasses.

~*~*~

Casey: Must’ve copied the zip drive, the little snake-in-the-grass... Right, it’s not his fault.

Chuck: Guys, let’s save Morgan!

Casey: If we must.

~*~*~

Morgan: Soy? Who said anything about... soy? What do you want me to do, start lactating for you?

~*~*~

Casey: There is no ‘me and Verbanski.’

Sarah: Coming from the guy who put a surveillance bug on her...

Casey: That was before she poached one of my team. That woman is dead to me.

~*~*~

Verbanski: Is that a zip drive in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

Casey: I’m here because you stole our mission. And our moron.

~*~*~

Morgan: The Master has taught you well...

Chuck: I am The Master.

~*~*~

Chuck: You can keep the intersect, Gollum.

~*~*~

Morgan: That’s the thing, Chuck. We are NOT friends!

~*~*~

Morgan: Do you even remember who I was before?

Chuck: Yes Morgan! Do you?

~*~*~

Morgan: What did we do, exactly?

Chuck: Stole Meredith’s sandwich during homeroom and then we...

Morgan: We did something to it. We, uh... We spiced it up somehow.

Chuck: Yes. Yes! You’re right, Morgan. But what did we put in it?

Morgan: Something... It was something really, really awful. I can see it in my head. I can. I just can’t. It’s like a gnarly, curly, like a cockroach leg... my... My mustache!

Chuck: Yes!

Morgan: We shaved off my first mustache, and then we sprinkled it on her sandwich!

~*~*~

Zorn: Please, take me to jail. You're all a bunch of maniacs!

~*~*~

Verbanski: I knew you were into me, John.

Casey: Shut up, Gertrude.

~*~*~

Casey: (getting ready for his date) Do I take the Smith & Wesson, show her that I’m rugged and dependable? Or bring the C-, show her that I’m cool and sophisticated? I’ll just take ‘em both.

~*~*~

Lester: What do you care if something is a good idea or not, can I have the money, please?

Jeff: It just sounds really dangerous.

Lester: Yeah. I know. What if we kill him? That’s totally worth 20 bucks!

Jeff: I will not be party to the reckless endangerment of a co-worker. And, if I might add, a friend.

~*~*~

Morgan: Thanks for pantsing me.

Chuck: Anytime buddy.

~*~*~

Beckman: Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear he had the Intersect. The CIA does not like that.









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Chuck vs the Bearded Bandit

November 14th 2011 22:34








As Carmichael Industries takes on a missing persons case, Chuck must acclimatize himself to being Morgan's handler and deal with a rival agency. The Buy More gets a new spokesperson.



Chuck: Hello. My name is Charles Carmichael, and I have one final question for you: Have you ever needed to subdue a Basque terrorist on a Swiss train?

Sarah: Or fight your way through the jungles of southeast Asia?

Casey: Or take out an arms dealer with a penchant for murder... And ice cream?

Chuck: Well, we have.

~*~*~

Sarah: And how do you know her?”

Casey: Minsk. 1995. I was being a patriot. She was being... whatever she was paid to be.

Chuck: Wow, 1995. I was still in middle school.

~*~*~

Sarah: By the way when this whole thing ends, don't expect me to mount anything of yours in my office...it's just tacky.

~*~*~

Big Mike: The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?

~*~*~

Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster thing!

Lester: Me too.

~*~*~

Big Mike: So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?

~*~*~

Awesome: Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.

~*~*~

Morgan: I am so tired of running errands for that man's stomach.

~*~*~

Casey:: It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars.

~*~*~

Casey: (practicing) Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.

~*~*~

Morgan: Someone just found out that the zoom is mightier than the sword, my friend.

~*~*~

Morgan: One question though, who's Luke Skywalker?
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Chuck Versus The Zoom

November 1st 2011 22:56








Now the head of his own spy agency, Chuck takes on a slick thief and an investor who has stolen money from dangerous criminals. Morgan aids Chuck in planning a surprise for Sarah. Jeff and Lester launch their latest scheme at the Buy More.-NBC



Jean-Claude: Honey? You talk like an old married couple.

Chuck: Actually…

Jean-Claude: I’m sorry. I don’t care.

~*~*~

Morgan: They need you, Morgan. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man… Start with the man part. Just be a man first..

~*~*~

Sarah: Go on. Say something about You-Know-Who.

Casey: Do I have to?

Sarah: Yes.

Casey: He’ll tear your limbs off. And beat you with them.

~*~*~

Chuck: We're still working out the kinks.

~*~*~

Sarah: Rockets, bullets, the private jet, servicing the private jet, the fresh shrimp that Morgan likes to eat on the private jet...

Morgan: You have to understand. They’re just not the same frozen!

~*~*~

Sarah: The guy took money from teachers' unions.

Carmichael Industries' Client: He stole two million from Rush Limbaugh.

Casey: Tell me everything you know about this animal!

~*~*~

Casey: Do you actually play any non-videogame sports?

~*~*~

Morgan: Operation Toes in the Sand: Actually it makes a better acronym.

Chuck: Toes in the Sand...T.I.T... Why don’t we just call it ‘Operation Toes'?

~*~*~

Chuck: It all seems so normal. A little too normal...

~*~*~

Chuck: Alright, where’s Jeff. No. Where’s Lester? I can sense his evil, little hand all over this.

~*~*~

Lester: He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll.

~*~*~

Morgan: How are we going to prove that Jeff and Lester are bilking from the store?

Chuck: Well, maybe we construct some sort of ruse, you know, and trick him up out of the chair. Or we could... Hang on. Or we could wait for him to stand up like the moron that he is.

~*~*~

Chuck: You're going to give back every penny, or you're going to jail.

Jeff: To see my mom?!

~*~*~

Morgan: Yes! We ride at midnight!

Woodley: His security is deadly!

Chuck: So maybe we ride up first thing in the morning?

~*~*~

Chuck: Zoomed? What did you say? What? Did you... You zoomed on his gym bag?

Morgan: Yeah. Because you had ‘flash,’ which was great. But I kinda want to do my own thing, mix it up a bit, so I came up with ‘zoom.’

~*~*~

Chuck: Do not do that! You’re going to zoom too soon!

Morgan: Premature zoom? Really? Crap! OK, OK... What do I do?

Chuck: Think about baseball.

~*~*~

Burnham: Remember, I like it deep and hard.

Chuck: Great. That just sounds...great.

~*~*~

Morgan: You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall.

~*~*~

Morgan: Ah! Bunny-doll!

~*~*~

Sarah: You see, we work with somebody. A master spy. Who always has a plan.

Chuck: OK... OK, this isn’t good. No plan, no plan. The master spy does not have a plan.

Roger Bale: I don’t want to hear her voice anymore. Take them downstairs, I’ll decide what to do with them later. I need you to get someone from our computer team on the phone right now!

Chuck: I think I have a plan.

~*~*~

Chuck: I pull these wires, and your firewall goes down. And the CIA is inside of you in seconds... Your computer. Inside of your computer in seconds...

~*~*~

Morgan: Did I do great?

Casey: Shut up, moron!

~*~*~

Chuck: Get in the van! Leave! Leave me behind!

Sarah: Casey, we can’t just leave him behind like that!

Chuck: Please leave! ...(on the video) Guys! Please don’t leave me behind, I have a plan!

~*~*~

Chuck: Also, if at all possible, if you could check to make sure I’m still alive on the roof of the van, that would be great.

~*~*~

Chuck: OK, so that was not a classically successful mission. But we all made it out alive, so that’s a plus.

~*~*~

Casey: I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

~*~*~

Ellie: The intersect didn't make you a hero. It gave you an opportunity to become one.

~*~*~

Chuck: What about the mission?

Casey: Don't worry, Morgan saved the day.

~*~*~

Chuck: What about me though? You and Casey are superspies, Morgan’s the Intersect. What’s my job?

Sarah: chuck, you're our leader.



"Devil's Music" by Teddybears
"Ice Cream" by New York Pony Club
"Take My Hand and Lead Me Home" by Simian Ghost
"Pucho's Descarga" by Pucho & His Latin Soul Brothers
"He Regresado" by En La Palma Orchestra
"The Honest Truth" by Typhoon







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Chuck 2011 Comic Con Panel

July 25th 2011 17:13


Here's parts of the Chuck panel from this year's con


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Song of the Week: No Time For Dreams

July 21st 2011 17:19


This week's song is Last Days Of April's "No Time For Dreams", which was featured on the Chuck episode, "Chuck Vs The Masquerade


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Chuck TV Guide Cover Sneak Peek

July 12th 2011 01:20
Here's a sneak peek at the Chuck TV Guide Comic Con cover.

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Chuck vs. The Anniversary

July 9th 2011 16:21



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Chuck Versus the Ring: Part II

July 9th 2011 16:16



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Chuck Versus the Subway

July 9th 2011 16:15



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Chuck vs the Living Dead

July 8th 2011 23:32



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Chuck vs the Tooth

July 8th 2011 23:19



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Chuck vs the Role Models

July 8th 2011 23:16



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Comic Con 2011 Schedule

June 18th 2011 15:59
The full schedule is at the official site HERE, but here's a highlights list of TV related events.


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Big Mike VS The Con (Get your tickets now!)

June 8th 2011 17:22


Tickets are now on sale for the comedic standup of our favorite Buy More boss, Big Mike (a.k.a. Mark Christopher Lawrence), who's planning to take on ComicCon with some familiar faces, among them, fellow comics Vicki Barbolak, Lester Barrie, Jimmy Burns, Chris Clobber, Scott Krinsky and Scott Wood


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