Bones: The Predator in the Pool
June 7th 2010 02:53
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Booth, Bones, and the team track down a killer who used a fish as a weapon then dumped the victim into an aquarium tank. Meanwhile, they both attempt to have a personal life but can’t quite stop comparing their dates to each other.
HACKER: A short guy got bit by a shark.
~*~*~
BOOTH: Jaws grabbed a quick snack before heading back out into the wild? Shark attacks are very rare. I mean, look. Sharks - they don't even like to eat people.
BONES: (surprised) That's true. How do you know that?
BOOTH: Shark Week. You know, where they do nothing but make you afraid of sharks.
BONES: Wait. They have a week set aside just for sharks?
BOOTH: Yeah. It's a TV thing.
~*~*~
BONES: I'm Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian. Was someone eaten here this weekend?
~*~*~
BOOTH: Since when do fish have husbands?
BONES: Animal husbandry is the science of breeding livestock.
~*~*~
BOOTH: Anyone missing?
MARILYN: Employees, you mean? Or guests? No.
BOOTH: How about missing a leg?
MARILYN: No. I think we would notice something like that.
~*~*~
[/B]HODGINS: I look like Richard Dreyfus, don't I? "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
~*~*~
[B]SWEETS: Maybe Jazz hired him back.
BOOTH: Or maybe he just showed up on his own with a chip on his shoulder.
BONES: And a pointy pointer in his hand.
BOOTH: Or, like life lesson #1: Eat or be eaten.
~*~*~
BOOTH: Just tell me if any of these kids is a killer.
SWEETS: Well, no, it's pretty tough to tell your average 9 year old from your average psychopath.
BOOTH: Don't say that, all right? I have a kid nearly that age.
SWEETS: Children are still forming their sense of ethics at this age. Like I said, they're basically sociopaths. It's true.
~*~*~
BONES: What's that?
HODGINS: That? That would be your friendly neighborhood gum wrapper.
~*~*~
BONES: She's easily as pretty as I am. I mean, using me as a standard.
BOOTH: Bones…you are the standard.
~*~*~
BONES: Andrew is going to introduce me to a rat pack. He was very excited about it. They must be extraordinary rodents.
BOOTH: Yeah. Talented too.
BONES: Do you know them?
BOOTH: Mmhm.
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