Bones: The Doctor in the Den
September 8th 2009 01:12
A man murdered in the tiger habitat of a safari park turns out to be Cam’s ex-fiance. He’s left behind a teenage daughter, Michelle, who at first claims she doesn’t remember Cam, then admits she was actually angry that Cam left her when she was little. Cam tries to make amends by bringing back her half of a salt and pepper shaker she once gave to Michelle when she was little.
Michelle runs upstairs and grabs her half. They make up, and Cam decides to take Michelle in and help raise her. Meanwhile, Angela is having problems with her celibacy vow and she and Sweets hypnotize a suspect.
Angela: Hey Dr. Oldhouse. I wasn't wrong about Clark, was I? He's, tightly wound but-
Dr. Nora Oldhouse: Dynamite, Ms. Montenegro. A briefcase bomb.
Angela: That's what I thought.
~*~*~
Cam: When I left Michelle 10 years ago I knew, Andrew wouldn't say what needed to be said, so ...
Bones: You did it?
Cam: No. I didn't know, what to say and, she was so little, and I loved her so much. And I hadn't had a child of my own but, I found it impossible to believe anyone ... anyone could love a child more. (Bones reaches out to Hold Cam's hand) But, I had no place in her life anymore so ... I had to-
Bones: You had to leave room. In case Andrew found someone else who might help raise Michelle. (Cam nods.)
Cam: I had this old salt and pepper set my grandmother gave me before she died, it fits together. I kept this one, and I gave Michelle the other half. And I told her that, whenever she looked at it she should know, that at that exact moment I'd be thinking of her and loving her.
Bones: That is not strictly-
Cam: I know, Dr. Brennan. But I swear sometimes I looked at my half and knew that little girl was missing me.
~*~*~
Booth: So he was killed around that area with something like that thing.
Bones: That is very imprecise.
Booth: Works for me.
~*~*~
Clark: Angela.
Angela: Clark. Hello.
Clark: I would like you to meet my romantic partner, Dr. Nora Oldhouse.
Angela: Hello, romantic partner. (Angela and Nora shake hands.)
Clar k: Yes, we're romantically involved. Together. She and I.
Nora: Clark she heard you.
Clark: Nora, these are not like regular people. It is best to be very, very clear with them.
~*~*~
Angela: Welcome back, Clark. Whoa ... have you been working out?
Clark: Excuse me?
Angela: You look so solid and compact.
Clark: I believe that all conversations should relate to this man's murder.
Hodgins: Angela's taking a stab at celibacy.
Angela: Sweets thinks it'll help me form more ... committed relationships.
Hodgins: But it just seems to rev up her libido.
Clark: Chewing ... has embedded particulates into the teeth marks in the medial malleolus.
Angelav: Okay. I get it. But you're squeezable.
~*~*~
[b]Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!
~*~*~
Cam: Nice to have you back Dr. Edison. Wasn't sure we'd see you again.
Clark: Dr. Brennan assured me that I could count on a strictly professional atmosphere.
Bones: I admire your focus and dedication to your work, Dr. Edison.
Clark: Thoracolumbar fascia has been eaten.
Cam: No stomach contents for me to analyze because the tiger ate the stomach.
Clark: Ah, don't blame the tiger. Animals shouldn't be confined for human amusement.
Hodgins: A zoo hater?
Clark: And a vegan.
Hodginsv: Oh. Someone's revealing their plant-based personal life.
~*~*~
[b]Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Bones) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.
~*~*~
Angela: (to Hodgins) Hey, you want to stay and, have a drink?
*Cam snaps her fingers.*
Angela: Oh, yeah. We hate men.
~*~*~
Cam: The only person he was ever faithful to was Michelle.
Angela: Well there you go. He was playing the field and, somebody probably nuked him for it.
Bones: Well how do you know?
Angela: Because. Despite the fact that I would love to have my legs wrapped around one right now, men are awful. (Hodgins walks in.)
Hodgins: Hey. (The three women give him a mean look.) Whoa, what'd I do?
Cam: You're a man.
Hodgins: I have information.
~*~*~
Bones: I thought you would be with Booth.
Cam: Questioning people isn't, really my thing. Most of the time I just wanna ... beat them until they tell me what I wanna hear.
Bones: I know, it gets frustrating and, hitting can often be quite effective.
Clark: And you both work with the Justice Department.
Bones: Yes.
Clark: Ironic.
~*~*~
Angela: I was turned on by tiger urine?
~*~*~
Cam: Michelle stopped loving me years ago.
Bones: But you never stopped loving her. She'll know that. The Mohawk Indians have a saying that when a child falls in the rapids, the one who rescues her will share in her new life forever. I assume that doesn't only apply to a potential drowning victim.
~*~*~
Cam: I want you to consider something. You need a place to live now.
Michelle: Yea um ... my dad has some kind of cousin in Chicago.
Cam: I ... would like you to come live with me.
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