Bones: The Body and the Bounty
November 9th 2010 20:41
6x04
After a skull and decomposing hands are found in a dumpster, the team must not only solve the crime but also search for the rest of the victim's remains. Identified as Ray Raminsky, the victim turns out to be a bounty hunter in search of Charles Braverman, a man indicted for the murder of a co-worker. Meanwhile, Brennan is asked by Professor Bunsen Jude "The Science Dude" if he can shoot an episode of his children's show from The Jeffersonian Lab with Brennan as his special guest. Brennan initially turns him down, but is surprised when he makes her a deal she can't refuse, so she takes him on as a new "squintern." As the team pieces together the details of the crime, they discover that they are not alone in the hunt for Braverman and find themselves in a chase with an unexpected suspect.
-FOX
Booth: Scary. You know what? You're scaring me right now
Bones: Because you know that if I did commit murder, you'd never be able to catch me.
Booth: (laughs) I could catch you.
Bones: No. My plan is foolproof.
Booth: Oh, now it's an actual plan?
~*~*~
Bones: I'm sorry. I can't share my murder plans with you
Booth: Why?
Bones: You are dating a journalist. If in a post-coital haze you relayed my method, she might print it for killers everywhere to see.
Booth: Right. Because you know, dismemberment and murder is my topic of conversation after sex.
~*~*~
Bones: It's all right to vomit, Dude.
~*~*~
Hodgins: I never thought of using paint stir sticks in place of ribs.
Professor Bunsen Jude: Many common household items mimic the properties of human body parts. Like cantaloupe melons, pudding.
Hodgins: I'm not gonna ask about the pudding.
~*~*~
Professor Bunsen Jude: I think I'm on to something.
Hodgins: Whoa! You made a bazooka?
Professor Bunsen Jude: If you mean potato bazooka, then yes.
~*~*~
Cam: Is this in anyway safe?
Professor Bunsen Jude: Strictly 18 and over. So I am out of my comfort zone.
~*~*~
Bones: Well, "killed him dead" is redundant.
Professor Bunsen Jude: But it's clear. And what do we say about clarity? It's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity.
Bones: That's very true.
~*~*~
Booth: Bones, what? Are you a defense lawyer now?
Bones: A kind mind is a fine mind.
~*~*~
Caroline: What'd you do that for?
Booth: Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first.
Caroline: I hate when you're all adult and sensible. Give me a little bile and revenge. That's what I appreciate in a man. (leaves)
Booth: What?
~*~*~
Caroline: What'd you do? Duplicate the SIM card on her cell?
Gregory Gering: No need. they go an app for that.
~*~*~
Angela: Because it's the dream of every kid in this country who likes science even a little bit.
Bones: Well, I'm not a kid, I'm a fully grown adult.
Angela: Ok, then do it for your inner child.
Bones: If you're referring to a fetus, I, unlike you am not currently pregnant.
~*~*~
Angela: If I have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Temperance.
Bones: You are?
Angela: I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. Maybe it'll be her middle name. But - I want her
to love you.
Bones: You love me.
Angela: Yes, but not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. And this kid is half Hodgins, remember?
~*~*~
Professor Bunsen Jude: What is the code of the scientist?
Audience: Observe, analyze, deduce!
~*~*~
Booth: (before the show) I am so nervous. Anyone else nervous? You nervous? I'm nervous.
Caroline: What if she starts explaining human dissection to these kids?
Booth: That's gonna be a problem.
~*~*~
Bones: (dressed up for the show, to the kids in the audience) We see big stars, tiny atoms, too, because that is what scientists do! We get the facts, and say what's true, because that is what scientists do! We use our minds, embrace what's new, because that is what scientists do!
| 55 |
| Vote |
Add To: 
subscribe to this blog
