'The Daily Show' writers present Election Day predictions:

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THE EMMYS HAVE BIG PROBLEMS LUCKILY, WE HAVE SOLUTIONS

One moment said it all about last week’s Emmy Awards. Did you see when Bones’ David Boreanaz presented the Outstanding Guest Actor and Actresses in a Comedy Series awards alongside The Hills’ Lauren Conrad? Usually the most affable of actors, Boreanaz, introduced by Heidi Klum as star of The Bones, could barely bring himself to look at Conrad. His dead stare and body language said, “I was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, two great shows that this academy barely even acknowledged. Now I’m acting in another hit show, and I have to hand out an award with a reality star? Get me outta here!”

Heroes: Tonight’s plot or fortune-cookie fortune: Peter uses his past to fix the future.

Chuck: Chuck’s second season opens with the possibility that accidental superspy Chuck may be returning to civilian living. (Yes, the end of the show’s central conceit sounds totally likely.) Aside from a hilariously clunky fight scene between guest villain Michael Clarke Duncan and Chuck’s hot handler, Sarah, the show remains a game mix of satire and sweetness—although Chuck still has better chemistry with his sister Ellie than Sarah.

90210: Annie and Adriana audition for an indie film. This screams “director tries to get teens topless.” If only they could get a dose of Mrs. Walsh’s good sense…

America’s Next Top Model: The models pose as natural disasters. Would posing as a hurricane after Ike be less offensive if said hurricane was fierce?

America’s Got Talent: Finally, we find out who’s the most talented person in America. Hint: not David Hasselhoff.

My Fake Baby: More disturbing than modeling earthquakes and the Hoff? This doc about collectors of lifelike dolls with veins and beating hearts.

When Weather Changed History: I’m all about the 10-day forcast, but this is taking rain a little too seriously.

Supernatural: Set your TiVos, X-Philes! Mitch Pileggi (a.k.a. Scully and Mulder’s boss) plays Dean’s grandfather.