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Fox contest: What kind of car would you like to see Booth in?

March 12th 2010 06:06
Here's another Bones contest in celebration of the upcoming 100th episode. This time it's your chance to pick the next type of car we get to see Booth in. I for one sure thought the motorcycle/sidecar in the circus episode was kind of fantastic. Oh, and of course their trailer.






From FOX:

What kind of car would you like to see Booth in? Watch "Wheels" and let us know! Email your suggestions to BoothCars@gmail.com - the Bones producers will pick their favorites and post them to the forums at http://www.fox.com/bones! All-new episodes of Bones return THUR 4/1. Check back every Thursday for new content all through the hiatus.
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"Freddy" Visits Bones

March 5th 2010 16:25


From TV Guide:

Robert Englund will be spooking students in the April 15 slasher-themed episode of Bones, when the former Freddy Krueger of the classic "Nightmare on Elm Street" films pops as Ray Buxley, a creepy janitor at Brennan’s old high school with a fondness for taxidermy.


“He befriended Bones back when she was a wallflower in high school, and is still carrying a torch for her,” teases Robert. So when Brennan (Emily Deschanel) shows up at her reunion with Booth (David Boreanaz) posing as her husband, Ray naturally objects. “He doesn’t like Booth at all!”

It was a different vibe off camera between the actors, says Robert. “David and I have friends in common from our sci-fi/horror worlds when he was on Buffy and Angel. I made a joke on set that I think he has even more action figures of himself than I do.”


Me? Is it weird that I'm more excited that Booth and Bones are going to a high school reunion together?
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Bones: The Gamer in the Grease

March 4th 2010 23:22








A mailman turns up dead—a mailman who recorded an autistic boy playing the perfect game in an arcade video game. His father found out and killed the guy for stealing the one thing his son enjoyed in life. Meanwhile, Fisher has won tickets to Avatar and is inviting Sweets and Hodgins to go with him. They spend the entire day taking turns running in and out of the lab to stand in line. Also, Angela finds out Hodgins has a tattoo of her on his arm, can't believe her father would do that, and orders Hodgins to get rid of it.





BOOTH: Fishing is not a sport.

BONES: What? Monuments to sporting events in Ancient Egypt include fishing, as well as swimming and wrestling.

BOOTH: C’mon. No sweat, no sport.

BONES: Well. Oh, Boris Spassky at chess. He used to perspire profusely.

BOOTH: Why do you gotta make things so complicated? Let me break it down for you, okay? Basketball, football, hockey… that’s a sport. Board games, fishing? Not a sport.

~*~*~

FISHER: Saturated fats. They’re a killer.

~*~*~

BOOTH: Wait ‘til you see what I got here. Okay. Here –

BONES: Oh, marked in red –

BOOTH: Right – Is Steve Rifton’s postal route. (circles the area with his finger) And here –

BONES: Marked in black –

BOOTH: Right – Is the grease truck route. See what I’ve done here?

BONES: Obviously, you’ve created a geographic Venn diagram.

BOOTH: No, no, no, no, incorrect. What I’ve shown here is they’ve overlapped in the same area.

BONES: You need to Google “Venn diagram”.

BOOTH: No, you know what I’m thinking? Lonely housewife, you know, husband away on a business trip. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

BONES: What’s “bow-chicka-wow-wow”?

~*~*~

JILL RIFTON: Steve was never gonna be Postmaster General, that’s for sure. He had a very high IQ; you know how those people can be – very absentminded.

BONES: I don’t think that’s true. At all.

~*~*~

(While watching the ‘Avatar’ trailer plays on the Angelatron)

SWEETS: Oh, okay, I am no longer able to discern special effects from live action.

HODGINS: This is 2D. 3D is gonna blow your mind. Oh, one of us needs to be in line right now.

FISHER: Okay, we’re up against freaks and fanatics for the best seats. To defeat them, we must become freaks and fanatics.

~*~*~

FISHER: All right, listen, I’ll take the first shift, you guys cover me.

SWEETS: Everyone email me your projected availabilities, I’ll set up a schedule.

HODGINS: Yup.

FISHER: Okay.

~*~*~

HODGINS: (in Avatar line, on phone) Fisher just called from the movie line. He’s gotta get back to the lab so you have to relieve him because I can’t.

SWEETS: (back at the lab, on phone) I understand. That’s a fascinating case, um – (to Booth and Bones) I’m needed for a consult. We’re – we’re through here, right?

BOOTH: Oh no, you’re coming with us to see if this geek is actually psycho or not, pal.

SWEETS: Yeah… okay. (Into phone) So I’m afraid you’re gonna have to, uh, take care of the patient on your own at this juncture. Right now.

HODGINS: Sweets, I’m knee-deep in larvae and dicotyledons here.

SWEETS: I’m sorry doctor. Bye now.

HODGINS: Sweets! Don’t –

(Sweets hangs up)

~*~*~

CAM: So easy to diet around here.

~*~*~

FISHER: Hey.

CAM: Hey. Are you out of breath, Mr. Fisher?

FISHER: No, I’m – I’m just thankful I’m breathing, you know. Never know when that luxury will end.

~*~*~

BOOTH: It’s not as crazy as you’d think. I’m a father so I sort of understand.

BONES: I can’t imagine you killing someone for stealing credit from Parker for anything.

BOOTH: Well, not kill someone but threaten ‘em.

BONES: Even about something as frivolous as bragging rights to a videogame? All right, how do we choose who goes first?

BOOTH: Right, okay, go ahead, you go first.

BONES: Why?

BOOTH: Why? Because once I start, I ain’t gonna stop. (Bones laughs. Booth sits down on a chair) Besides, it’s not how the dad feels, it’s how the son feels.

BONES: We’re discussing the murder again?

BOOTH: Someone breaks your kid’s heart, your own heart rises up, get’s fierce. It’s just a natural response.

BONES: There’s a flaw in your reasoning. I believe that due to my superior learning curve, I can beat you at this game – despite your superlative strength and your remarkable reflexes. (hits the buttons on the machine a few times) How do I start the game?

BOOTH: What’s the flaw in my reasoning?

BONES: Dougie Seeger is autistic. He didn’t care. His heart wasn’t broken.

BOOTH: So, the dad loved him twice as much. All right, you don’t like the reasoning and my math.

BONES: I’ve realized recently that you use a different number system, like the Babylonians which was base 60. I don’t understand your system but I can see that it works. (A silence. And then, she starts hitting the buttons on the machine again) How do I start the game?

BOOTH: Bones.

BONES: Yes? (Booth tosses her a quarter) Oh!

BOOTH: There you go.

BONES: A quarter!

BOOTH: Knock ‘em dead.

BONES: I will. I will knock you dead. I will prove you wrong.

BOOTH: Big words!

BONES: Level one, baby. (The screen goes back to the start) What happened?

BOOTH: My turn.

BONES: No, it’s not your turn. What do you mean? It just stopped, so…

BOOTH: That’s right. No, sit right there.

BONES: No, I didn’t lose.

BOOTH: Well, you put the quarter in, the game’s over

BONES: No, it’s not –

BOOTH: Maybe it’s your energy –

BONES: It’s the machine broke –

BOOTH: Maybe it’s your math –

BONES: It’s not my math –

BOOTH: My turn…
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Bones: The Foot in the Foreclosure

March 4th 2010 22:33







What looks like a case of spontaneous human combustion leads Booth, Bones, Sweets, and the Squints to what Sweets describes as, “Feeders and eaters.” They “are a sub-category of fat fetishism that involves an obese person, or an eater, and a feeder that derives sexual pleasure out of gaining and fondling of body fat.” Meanwhile, Booth’s grandpa, Hank visits Booth and takes a liking to Bones. When Hank winds up getting lost then almost setting Booth’s apartment on fire when he tries cooking, Booth considers taking a leave of absence to take care of the man who took care of him growing up. Hank decides on his own to go back to the retirement community, but makes sure to have a talk with both Booth and Bones separately before he does. They’re both going to miss him.




KATIE: I'm sorry, he was supposed to clean up.

MAN: That's a foot.

~*~*~
HANK: Hey Shrimp! Shrimp!

BOOTH: Hey, Pops. (It's Booth's grandfather.) How you doing?

(Booth stands to greet his grandfather as his grandfather wheels his suitcase towards Booth)

SWEETS: Shrimp?

BONES: I imagine Booth used to be shorter.

~*~*~

SWEETS: Hi

HANK: And who's this, a friend of Parker's?

BOOTH: No, this here's Dr. Sweets.

HANK: A doctor? (shaking his head) I don't think so.

BOOTH: No. It is.

BONES: It's true.

HANK: Where'd you get your M.D.? In a CrackerJack box?

~*~*~

SWEETS: Uh...so shall we go?

HANK: You got room on your bicycle for my bag?

SWEETS: Ha.

~*~*~

BOOTH: Right. So what are we talking about here? Spontaneous combustion?

BONES: There's no such thing.

BOOTH: Come on, Bones. Electrical currents in your body. They start sparking and then before you know it, WOOSH! Flame on.

BONES: Well that's absurd, Booth

BOOTH: Oh really? Then what happened?

BONES: I have...absolutely no idea.

BOOTH: Exactly. Spontaneous combustion.

~*~*~

HODGINS: So then the victim was killed before the fire even started. (Cam nods) So you, uh, met Booth's grandad?

BONES: Yes, I think Booth wants him to move in.

HODGINS: Wow, that's a big step.

CAM: Hank raised Booth after his father left. Seeley would do anything for him.

[ b]CLARK: Booth is a good man.

HODGINS: Well, well. Showing a little interest in the personal lives of your co-workers there, Clark?

[ b]CLARK: No. I just meant that...Well, I had a grandparent who lived with us when I was young. (turning to Hodgins) And yes, I am. Too often we don't appreciate the elderly until they're gone. (Cam nods) I just find Agent Booth's actions to be commendable...(quieter) and moving.

HODGINS: (confused) You're moved?

[ b]CLARK: Yes. I'm moved. (Bones looks at him) And now I'm not.

~*~*~

ANGELA: Hey, Booth must be cute with his grandfather, huh?

BONES: His grandfather calls him "Shrimp." Booth seems to like it which I, I don't understand.

ANGELA: Well cause it makes him feel loved. Like when he actually was a shrimp.

BONES: So the moniker is a sign of affection.

ANGELA: Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?

BONES: Oh, no. Just what Booth calls me. Just...just "Bones."

~*~*~

BOOTH: I'm glad you're here, Pops.

HANK: Yeah, well...And don't worry...if you ever need a little privacy with the bone doctor, I'll make myself scarce.

BOOTH: Ok, thanks. But there's nothing going on between us.

HANK: You gay?

BOOTH: What? No.

HANK: She's a keeper. You should listen to me. I warned you about Rebecca being a waste of time. Didn't I?

BOOTH: C'mon, Pops. I can take care of my own love life.

HANK: I don't think so.

~*~*~

BOOTH: Alright. Listen, Pops. Do me a favor. Why don't you just...just stand right in the entrance. Underneath this big sign, alright? Cause I got to go find the manager.

HANK: Well go! Keep America safe.

~*~*~

BOOTH: Pops, what are you doing? You don't work here. Why are you wearing that vest?

HANK: Well three people told me I was a good greeter so I got a vest.

BOOTH: Okay Pops. We got to go. Let's go. Take the vest off.

HANK: My shift's not over.

~*~*~

BONES: We're still assembling evidence analyzing the bones and constructing 3D imagery.

HANK: They got lighter fluid and Presto logs over at PriceCo. They could burn somebody up.

BONES: There's no evidence of an accelerant.

HANK: Yet. That manager over there that yelled at me. I saw the look in her eyes. I was an M.P. you know.

BOOTH: Pops, this is a little bit more complicated than, you know, arresting some drunk soldiers that just wandered off the base.

HANK: I don't think so. (looking down at the bottle in his hand) Did I take these blue pills?

BOOTH: You took the yellow pills.

HANK: (slamming the bottle on the table, frustrated) I feel like a damn chemistry experiment. They didn't have this stuff 50 years ago and everybody was fine.

BONES: Actually medicine has increased life expectancy quite a bit since 1959. 50 years ago, you'd probably be dead.

BOOTH: Bones.

HANK: No, I like her. She's real. She's got balls.

BONES: Well, ovaries actually.

HANK: Well alright. You got a pair of steel ovaries.

BONES: Thank you.

BOOTH: Will you two, please?

HANK: Always so proper...will you loosen up?

BONES: He's quite skittish when the subject of sex comes up.

BOOTH: No I'm not.

HANK: Maybe I didn't give him enough information when he was a kid.

~*~*~

BOOTH: I had these about three times a week. They're amazing, right?

BONES: Mmmhmm. Very good.

HANK: I learned how to make these during the Battle of Inchon. American Cheese reminded us of home. We kept fighting.

~*~*~

HANK: There's nothing wrong with big women. You're grandma has some jam in her jelly.

BOOTH: Alright, Pops.

BONES: Being overweight wasn't always stigmitized. During the Middle Ages in Italy, the wealthy and influential members of society were called "popolo grasso," meaning literally "fat people."

HANK: Is she always like this?

BOOTH: You know what, Pops? She always has the facts, Pops. Always.

HANK: You should go on a game show. You'd clean up.

BOOTH: I tell her that all the time. But you know...she's already loaded.

HANK: She's got talent, charm, beauty, money. And you're just friends? I didn't raise you very well.

~*~*~

BONES: We should get him home.

BOOTH: Nah, let's just give him a second there, huh? He's having a good time. No rush.

~*~*~

BOOTH: I won't be long, Pops. I just have to question the suspect.

HANK: I don't need a babysitter, you know. (looking at Sweets) And I do mean baby. Why can't I stay here with Temperance?

BONES: Oh, I have work at the lab. Perhaps you can teach Sweets to play dominoes.

~*~*~

BONES: I'll miss you, Hank.

HANK: Of course you will. Shrimp, can you give us a minute?

(Booth looks to Bones and then back to Hank)

BOOTH: Sure, Pops. (steps away)

HANK: You remember what I told you.

BONES: I remember

HANK: (looking to Booth) He's big and strong. But he's gonna need someone. Everyone needs someone. Don't be scared.

BONES: Scared? What? I'm not scared of anything.

HANK: It all goes by so fast. You don't want any regrets.

BONES: I don't understand.

HANK: Yes you do. Give me a hug. (They hug. Hank points to Booth) Alright it's your turn.

BOOTH: (as he passes Bones who steps away from Hank) What did he say to you?

HANK: None of your business. Now listen. You remember? It's all in there. (pointing his fist over Booth's heart) Everything you need to know. (Hank looks at Bones then back to Booth) You just do what it tells you.

BOOTH: I love you, Pops.

HANK: I love you. (They hug) Okay, okay now. I can't breathe. Alright.

(He and Booth do their special handshake. Brennan also waves and steps back to them)

HANK: Alright then. (he wheels his suitcase through the doors)

BOOTH: What he say to you?

BONES: Nothing. Just saying goodbye. You?

BOOTH: Me? Uh...nothing. Just...be a good boy. Stuff like that. (they watch Hank disappear) We should go.

BONES: Yeah.

(neither moves, they turn away together)

BOOTH: I like that thing around your neck.

BONES: What?

BOOTH: That thing that you're wearing around your neck. It looks really good.

BONES: (touching the necklace) Oh. You've seen it before.

BOOTH: I don't think so.

BONES: Well...thanks.

BOOTH: Sure.
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Bones: The Dwarf in the Dirt

March 4th 2010 21:57



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Bones: The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken

March 4th 2010 21:27



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Bones: A Night at the Bones Museum

March 4th 2010 21:10



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Bones: The Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

March 4th 2010 20:53



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Bones: The Plain in the Prodigy

March 4th 2010 20:42



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Bones: The Bond in the Boot

March 4th 2010 20:25



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Bones contest: What should Hodgins blow up next?

February 25th 2010 19:23
The people over at Bones want to know...

What do you think Hodgins should blow up next? Email your suggestions to ookeyroom@gmail.com The Bones producers will pick their favorites and post them to the forums at http://www.fox.com/bones All-new episodes of Bones return THUR 4/1. Check back every Thursday for new content all through the hiatus.

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Bones goes black and white

February 19th 2010 23:42
I don't know where I was when this was first announced, but better late than never, right?


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Bones behind-the-scenes: Nunchuck lessons

February 3rd 2010 18:48
T.J. Thyne (Hodgins) and Pej Vahdat (Arastoo) get a lesson in the nunchuck way for the winter finale-titled, 'The Devil in the Details'.

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And the Bones wedding is...

January 29th 2010 04:23
Rumors have been flying about who's getting engaged/married on Bones, and tonight we finally found out who it was. Don't read on if you don't want to be spoiled...


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Bones celebrates the 100th episode!

January 28th 2010 23:30
The cast and crew celebrated the 100th episode of Bones January 26! Here's hoping for many many more to come!


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