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I can’t believe it, but as of yesterday, it’s been a year since I took over the blogging of TV Chit Chat, and what a year it’s been! Aside from the (dare utter it?) Writers’ Strike and lack of awards shows, there were some definite quotable quotes, *GASP!* moments, and great new shows actually worth watching. And so, in honor of this season, I thought it only appropriate to recap the year in the form of…*ahem* original parody of a popular song…


*CUE PIANO MAN MUSIC*

(Why am I having a Bones moment? Oh right…)

*sits down at the piano and pulls out the harmonica*

And here, for those of you who like to read parodies along with the actual song...
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On with the show!!

It’s nine o’clock at my computer
The regular fans loggin’ in
There’s a TV sitting next to me
Still wonderin’ what happened to Jin.

He says, “Sun can you bring back the time machine?
I’m not really sure where it is,
But it’s buried, once cone-shaped, now probably black
Locke knows, but Jack’s better with this.

la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right

Now Dean in the car is a friend of mine
And Sammy yeah he’s in there too
They’re quick with the joke
Or to pull out The Colt
But there’s demons and more than a few

Dean says, “Sam, I believe this is killing me,”
As Bela ran away with the gun
“Well I’m sure that I could get out of this deal
But dude, you for me, that’s not fun.”

Oh la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Now Bones, she’s a best-selling novelist
Who never has time for a life
She and Booth in therapy, and Sweets doing pottery
And still no Squint wedding in sight

And the “Mc” thing is still on at Seattle Grace
And Dr. House and his cane are alone
Because Wilson and Amber are now a thing
And poor Sloan is now all on his own

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right

Mick and Beth have to deal with the “human thing”
And Josef redecorates with a smile
But they know Coraline and the writers will try
To tease, break them up for a while

And the music brings tears to my little eyes
And the lighting reminds me of noir
And if it doesn’t come back and they stake Mick St. John
As Josef says, CBS “It’s SO ON!”

Oh la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right


Whoohoo! I just wanted to say THANKS to all the TV fans who visit TV Chit Chat and all you Orblers who've welcomed me in! You've all made this a great first year, and here's a virtual toast to many more to come!!
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TV Guide’s “Most Fit” Stars

June 10th 2008 04:14
TV Guide has put together their list of the 16 most fit stars on TV. Some of our favorites make the list including:


#2 David Duchovy (Californication)
This outfit obscures David Duchovny's toned and tanned triathalon-competing body. Luckily for us, he does get to show off more than his arms on his racy show, Californication.


#6 Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
There is nothing "secret" about this agent's killer body, as she proved once again in an out-of-this-world re-creation of Princess Leia's gold bikini from Star Wars.


#7 Jason Dohring (Moonlight)
Vampires are mythologically driven by lust and desire. While Moonlight kept plenty of lust, it used this Veronica Mars hottie to do away with the frail and pasty bloodsucker stereotype of the past.


#12 David Boreanaz (Bones)
It's no FBI secret; Boreanaz has a smokin' hot bod. Although, as Agent Booth, his boring suits tend to hide his physique, we know what's hiding underneath!


#13 Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
Is it us, or is it hot in here? Ackles burns up the screen as half of the hottest brother duo on TV every week. Demons beware, his gaze may be enough to melt you like the Wicked Witch of the West.


#14 Alex O'Loughlin (Moonlight)
This vampire has bewitched the hearts of women all over the country, and no wonder... with his long hair, toned tummy and tendancy to walk around with an open shirt.

My thoughts? Um...where's Jared Padalecki? I mean come, on you can't put one Supernatural brother in there and not the other! I'm also kind of suprised not to see any of the Lost cast on there. To view the entire list, head on over to TV Guide.

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Okay, the past two weeks have been super busy around here, so I’m doing something a little different for a while…okay maybe just until next week, but there were so many *GASP! * moments in TV the past two weeks, that I couldn’t wait until my official full-length recaps to talk to you guys!

And so…here are my quick initial reactions to all of the jaw-dropping, tear-jerking, laugh-out-loud moments of the past two weeks as season finales creep up on us full-force!! (If you have yet to watch these episodes, don’t worry, I’m not posting major spoilers, and I WILL have full-length recaps for you next week!! )

Okay, so on with the show…

~*~*~

Bones: The Wannabe in the Weeds

Booth gets a stalker, Zack can sing!!, and Bones tries her own hand at karaoke to prove Booth and Sweets wrong.

My *GASP! * Reactions:

Zack busting into song? Hilarious! Not to mention the guy can sing! So well in fact that he draws the attention of people from around the lab, and Cam and Angela linger in awe for a while afterwards! LoL

The end. I won’t spoil it for you now if you haven’t seen it but, wow. I totally didn’t see it coming quite like that! I can’t believe they **** *****!!

~*~*~

House: House’s Head

House is in a bus accident, gets a cracked skull, and can’t remember what he was doing on the bus in the first place. But wait! He does remember something about seeing someone dying…Now he just has to remember who and what they had in time to save them!

My *GASP! * Reactions:

Just like the title says, we travel, well, into House’s head! And that my friends is an odd, but very cool experience. There’s some funky mood lighting going on in that brilliant mind…

Where to start? House’s Cuddy hallucination/fantasy? Definitely the “What is my necklace made of?” thing! The answer caused the classic, jaw-drop-slap-hand-to-forehea d, why-didn’t-I-see-that? moment.

~*~*~

Lost: There’s No Place Like Home (Part I)

We see what happens when the Oceanic 6 step off the plane, and Ben has a plan (he always does, when are we going to figure that out?!) to move The Island…Sawyer and Jack team up.

My *GASP! * Reactions:

Wow, um…this is really hard to do without spoiling the episode for you…let’s see…There’s a freakish amount of C4 somewhere…There’s a definite “you go Sun!” moment, not to mention an “It’s about time!” one for Jack. But you have to wait for the end on that one.

~*~*~

Supernatural: No Rest for the Wicked

Break out the Kleenex people, it’s the season finale and Dean’s time is up!

My *GASP! * Reactions:

Soooo many in this one! I literally went from crying one second to laughing out loud the next. Dean’s speech? (“If this is my last day on earth I don’t want it to be socially awkward.” Haha!) The brothers-bust-into-roadtrip-s ong? SO funny! And yet so sad…

Other moments: Basically every Sam and Dean moment. The dream, the fight, Sam’s face-off with ******?!, THE END?!?! Ahhhhh!!! Noooo! They can’t leave it like that?! I was basically crying just as much as, well you know if you’ve seen it, if you haven’t you will.

~*~*~

Still haven’t been able to watch Grey’s Anatomy yet (Sad I know! That’s how busy I’ve been!), but don’t worry, I’ll post it soon. And don’t forget about Moonlight tonight!!

Off to go pack…will be back on Monday…Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

PS-If anything major happens on the Moonlight front, I’ll try to post if I can get to a computer. If not, Moonlight fans feel free to post the updated info in the Moonlight post below!
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*****Spoiler Alert*****


Supernatural_S2finale

1. Dean makes it there just in time to catch Sam after he is stabbed in the back!
2. Dean’s talk to Sam after Sam dies…*sniff*
3. Dean sells his soul for his little brother to live.
4. Dad shows up….
5. The Demon is dead!!
6. “That was for our mom.”
7. Sam vows to get Dean out of his pact with the Crossroads Demon.
8. The show ends in a happy ending despite all the sadness! Thank you
Supernatural!

Lost_S3F

1. Charlie dies! :’(
2. Sayid, Bernard, and Jin, are dead…then they’re not.
3. Hurley saves the day. (Thank you Lone Gunmen-eske VW Bus!)
4. Locke is alive and sees…Walt…
5. Mikhail gets harpooned in the heart and yet STILL lives to kill Charlie…*sniff…
tear…Dom you’re the best!* Where was I? Oh yes.
6. Jack’s beard.
7. The flashback...was really a flash-forward?

Basically, it was the usual total chaos of confusion that is the greatness of Lost.

HeroesSF

1. Hiro’s father teaches him how to sword fight.
2. Matt’s shot.
3. Sylar’s stabbed.
4, Nathan finally does the right thing as…
5. Peter explodes.
6. Everyone actually ends up together not on the street like we kept seeing
throughout the season, but in Kirby Plaza.
7. The cockroach.
8. In the last minute we begin Volume 2, which apparently involves 17th
century Japanese warriors and a solar eclipse…
9. Hiro: “#$%@”

GreysSF

1. Christina. No eyebrows.
2. George didn’t pass his test?!
3. Izzie tells George she’s in love with him.
4. The whole non-wedding.
5. Burke is gone.
6. Meredith, “It’s so over.”
7. Callie gets it?
8. Poor Alex…
9. And the new chief is *drum roll please* “Da, da, da, daaaaa” Still The Chief?

Okay, now I’m just depressed...but wait! We still have Bones!

Bones_SF

I was grinning pretty much the entire time, but let’s see…
1. Booth’s face when Bones tells him she’s the maid of honor.
2. The wedding hug.
3. Angela: “Hi, I’d like to get married now.”
4. Wait, she’s still married? Um…*looks around* “Run.”
5. The fight between Booth and Bones’s dad.
6. We meet Bones’s mom via tape.
7. Zach’s going to Iraq?
8. Spam Experiment Number Two.
9. The changing of the bow.
10. ZZ top.
11. Pull back on Booth and Bones left at the alter…“What do we do now?”

*Looks around* Um...okay, what do we do now? Don’t be alarmed. We can get through this together! ;P In fact, there are even a few summer shows actually worth watching this year. So kick back, relax, and give that remote finger a rest, because all hope is not lost!

*Pics promo or by MeGgiE
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