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I can’t believe it, but as of yesterday, it’s been a year since I took over the blogging of TV Chit Chat, and what a year it’s been! Aside from the (dare utter it?) Writers’ Strike and lack of awards shows, there were some definite quotable quotes, *GASP!* moments, and great new shows actually worth watching. And so, in honor of this season, I thought it only appropriate to recap the year in the form of…*ahem* original parody of a popular song…


*CUE PIANO MAN MUSIC*

(Why am I having a Bones moment? Oh right…)

*sits down at the piano and pulls out the harmonica*

And here, for those of you who like to read parodies along with the actual song...
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On with the show!!

It’s nine o’clock at my computer
The regular fans loggin’ in
There’s a TV sitting next to me
Still wonderin’ what happened to Jin.

He says, “Sun can you bring back the time machine?
I’m not really sure where it is,
But it’s buried, once cone-shaped, now probably black
Locke knows, but Jack’s better with this.

la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right

Now Dean in the car is a friend of mine
And Sammy yeah he’s in there too
They’re quick with the joke
Or to pull out The Colt
But there’s demons and more than a few

Dean says, “Sam, I believe this is killing me,”
As Bela ran away with the gun
“Well I’m sure that I could get out of this deal
But dude, you for me, that’s not fun.”

Oh la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Now Bones, she’s a best-selling novelist
Who never has time for a life
She and Booth in therapy, and Sweets doing pottery
And still no Squint wedding in sight

And the “Mc” thing is still on at Seattle Grace
And Dr. House and his cane are alone
Because Wilson and Amber are now a thing
And poor Sloan is now all on his own

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right

Mick and Beth have to deal with the “human thing”
And Josef redecorates with a smile
But they know Coraline and the writers will try
To tease, break them up for a while

And the music brings tears to my little eyes
And the lighting reminds me of noir
And if it doesn’t come back and they stake Mick St. John
As Josef says, CBS “It’s SO ON!”

Oh la la la didi daaa
la la didi daa
daa dum

Play us a show, you’re the TV set
Play us a show tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a tragedy
With comedy written in just right


Whoohoo! I just wanted to say THANKS to all the TV fans who visit TV Chit Chat and all you Orblers who've welcomed me in! You've all made this a great first year, and here's a virtual toast to many more to come!!
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TV Guide’s “Most Fit” Stars

June 10th 2008 04:14
TV Guide has put together their list of the 16 most fit stars on TV. Some of our favorites make the list including:


#2 David Duchovy (Californication)
This outfit obscures David Duchovny's toned and tanned triathalon-competing body. Luckily for us, he does get to show off more than his arms on his racy show, Californication.


#6 Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
There is nothing "secret" about this agent's killer body, as she proved once again in an out-of-this-world re-creation of Princess Leia's gold bikini from Star Wars.


#7 Jason Dohring (Moonlight)
Vampires are mythologically driven by lust and desire. While Moonlight kept plenty of lust, it used this Veronica Mars hottie to do away with the frail and pasty bloodsucker stereotype of the past.


#12 David Boreanaz (Bones)
It's no FBI secret; Boreanaz has a smokin' hot bod. Although, as Agent Booth, his boring suits tend to hide his physique, we know what's hiding underneath!


#13 Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
Is it us, or is it hot in here? Ackles burns up the screen as half of the hottest brother duo on TV every week. Demons beware, his gaze may be enough to melt you like the Wicked Witch of the West.


#14 Alex O'Loughlin (Moonlight)
This vampire has bewitched the hearts of women all over the country, and no wonder... with his long hair, toned tummy and tendancy to walk around with an open shirt.

My thoughts? Um...where's Jared Padalecki? I mean come, on you can't put one Supernatural brother in there and not the other! I'm also kind of suprised not to see any of the Lost cast on there. To view the entire list, head on over to TV Guide.

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Bones and Moonlight fans listen up!

March 27th 2008 22:24

Want to meet David Boreanaz, Emily Deschanel, Alex O'Loughlin, and Sophia Myles? Well April is the month for you!

The Paley Center for Media’s “Media as Entertainment: Drama” is featuring nights dedicated to Bones, Moonlight, and The Riches.

From their official site:

Make No Bones About It
Wednesday, April 9, 2008; 7:00 pm

It's Moonlighting meets Law & Order and CSI. Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan and FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth solve murders that involve victims in states of advanced decomposition, backed by a colorful staff of scientists at the Jeffersonian. Brennan and Booth's investigations engross the viewer both intellectually and emotionally as their contrasting, yet complimentary, personalities and world views are further explored and revealed with each new case. Join the cast and creative team of Bones for a conversation about one of TV's most thoughtful crime dramas.

In Person: David Boreanaz, "Special Agent Seeley Booth"; Emily Deschanel, "Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan"; Cast and creative team

Moonlight and Vampires: Never Out of Date
Tuesday, April 22, 2008; 7:00 pm

Long live Mick St. John! Not that he has much choice. A reluctant vampire turned L.A. private eye—"If I can help others it might make up for what I am"—Mick (Alex O'Loughlin) is the tormented soul of CBS's revisionist first-year supernatural drama Moonlight. Join him and the rest of the show's cast and creative team for a screening and discussion, and see what really happens when vampires come out at night.

In Person: Joel Silver, Executive Producer; Alex O'Loughlin, "Mick St. John"; Sophia Myles, "Beth Turner"; Jason Dohring, "Josef Konstantin"; Shannyn Sossamon, "Coraline"

After all the great surprises from The X-files Paley event, I’d say you guys are in for a good show! Wish I could be there! Visit their site for more information and to buy tickets!
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