3/1 Mad LIb results: A Scene From Lost
March 9th 2009 19:46
This week's fill-in-the-blank scene comes from the Lost episode, "The Lie". And Hurley's recap of the last four-ish years as a Mad Lib is awesome. 
Taking his face in her hand, she makes him look her in the eye. He doesn’t want to. “Tell your mother the truth.”
Hurley looks his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We lied, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you lied?”
“The Oceanic Six, we lied about the crash.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his bottle for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did crash. But it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, but there wasn’t a rescue. And then there were other people on The Island. We called them “The Others”. And they started attacking us. And we found some hatches and there was a button that you had to push every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, The Others didn’t have anything to do with the Hatches, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all dead, The Others killed them, and now they’re trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with The Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to kill us—so we stole their helicopter and flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The Island because it disappeared. So then we crashed in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then there were six of us.” He glances at his mom. “That part was true.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the people? Who were on the plane?...They’re still on that island.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting hand on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley wipes away his tears and looks at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people died, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He shakes his head, clearly very troubled. “We shouldn’t have lied.”
Taking Hurley’s FEAR in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the KNEE. He doesn’t want to. “Tell your mother the truth.”
Hurley LICKS his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We KISSED, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you KISSED?”
“The Oceanic 42, we KISSED about the FISH STICK.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his VENT for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did HUG. But it was on this SCARY DIAPER. And we waited for AN OCEAN, but there wasn’t AN OCEAN. And then there were other BANANAS on the DIAPER. We called them “The GORILLAS”. And they started DANCING us. And we found some CANDLES and there was a CARPET that you had to SCRATCH every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, MOPS didn’t have anything to do with the SPIDERS, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all SPOOKY, The Others LAUGHED them, and now they’re trying to CRY us. And then we teamed up with The GUNS because some worse ALIENS were coming on a BUTTON—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to LIE to us—so we stole their BATHTUB and SMELLED it to their STAR, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The HEAVEN because it disappeared. So then we BIT in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a HOLE came and picked us up. And by then there were 42 of us.” He STICKS at his mom. “That part was HAPPY.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the HEARTS? Who were on the HAMMER?…They’re still on that DIAPER.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting CHAIR on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley KICKS away his MOUNTAINS and BREATHES at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people LEAKED, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He HITS his MICROWAVE, clearly very CREEPY. “We shouldn’t have SUNG.”
Taking Hurley’s FISH NET STOCKINGS in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the NOSE. He doesn’t want to. “Tell your mother the truth.”
Hurley JUMPS his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We DANCED, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you DANCED?”
“The Oceanic BAJILLION, we DANCED about the POTATO.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his UNICORN for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did YODEL. But it was on this WICKED BON BON. And we waited for A MAYAN TEMPLE, but there wasn’t a MAYAN TEMPLE. And then there were other HULA HOOPS on THE POTATO. We called them “The CHOPSTICKS”. And they started RECITING POETRY TO us. And we found some TRIPODS and there was a TOE that you had to BITE every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, HOBBITS didn’t have anything to do with the NOODLES, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all FAT, The Others KARATE CHOPPED them, and now they’re trying to BUY us. And then we teamed up with The SWORDS because some worse CHEESE PUFFS were coming on a GLUE STICK—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to DRIVE us—so we stole their BANANA and DROWNED it to their ALIEN, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The YOGURT because it disappeared. So then we SLAYED VAMPIRES in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until an EYEBROW came and picked us up. And by then there were A BAJILLION of us.” He KISSES at his mom. “That part was BEWITCHING.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the PICKLES? Who were on the TREE STUMP?...They’re still on that BON BON.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting SWIMMING SUIT on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley ROBS away his TANKS and RUNS at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people COOKED, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He PLAYS VIOLIN AT his BELT BUCKLE, clearly very ANCIENT. “We shouldn’t have BURST.”
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LOL! Funny how we both used bananas and aliens...hmmm... "Taking Hurley’s FEAR in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the KNEE. " Awwww The Oceanic BAJILLION? Wow, that's a lot of people to keep silent about the truth, no wonder they're having problems! LoL I love how Hurley's real explanation sounds almost as crazy as these Mad Libs! haha As usual, thanks for playing Paula!
ACTUAL SCENE
Hurley looks his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We lied, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you lied?”
“The Oceanic Six, we lied about the crash.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his bottle for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did crash. But it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, but there wasn’t a rescue. And then there were other people on The Island. We called them “The Others”. And they started attacking us. And we found some hatches and there was a button that you had to push every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, The Others didn’t have anything to do with the Hatches, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all dead, The Others killed them, and now they’re trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with The Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to kill us—so we stole their helicopter and flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The Island because it disappeared. So then we crashed in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then there were six of us.” He glances at his mom. “That part was true.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the people? Who were on the plane?...They’re still on that island.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting hand on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley wipes away his tears and looks at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people died, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He shakes his head, clearly very troubled. “We shouldn’t have lied.”
PAULA'S SCENE
Taking Hurley’s FEAR in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the KNEE. He doesn’t want to. “Tell your mother the truth.”
Hurley LICKS his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We KISSED, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you KISSED?”
“The Oceanic 42, we KISSED about the FISH STICK.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his VENT for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did HUG. But it was on this SCARY DIAPER. And we waited for AN OCEAN, but there wasn’t AN OCEAN. And then there were other BANANAS on the DIAPER. We called them “The GORILLAS”. And they started DANCING us. And we found some CANDLES and there was a CARPET that you had to SCRATCH every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, MOPS didn’t have anything to do with the SPIDERS, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all SPOOKY, The Others LAUGHED them, and now they’re trying to CRY us. And then we teamed up with The GUNS because some worse ALIENS were coming on a BUTTON—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to LIE to us—so we stole their BATHTUB and SMELLED it to their STAR, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The HEAVEN because it disappeared. So then we BIT in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a HOLE came and picked us up. And by then there were 42 of us.” He STICKS at his mom. “That part was HAPPY.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the HEARTS? Who were on the HAMMER?…They’re still on that DIAPER.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting CHAIR on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley KICKS away his MOUNTAINS and BREATHES at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people LEAKED, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He HITS his MICROWAVE, clearly very CREEPY. “We shouldn’t have SUNG.”
MEGGIE'S SCENE
Taking Hurley’s FISH NET STOCKINGS in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the NOSE. He doesn’t want to. “Tell your mother the truth.”
Hurley JUMPS his mother in the eye and can’t lie to her. Finally he breaks. “We DANCED, Ma,” he answers, voice cracking.
“What do you mean you DANCED?”
“The Oceanic BAJILLION, we DANCED about the POTATO.”
Confused, she asks him, “And what did happen?”
Hurley stares at his UNICORN for a long time, trying to figure out how to start, then finally says, “Okay…See, we did YODEL. But it was on this WICKED BON BON. And we waited for A MAYAN TEMPLE, but there wasn’t a MAYAN TEMPLE. And then there were other HULA HOOPS on THE POTATO. We called them “The CHOPSTICKS”. And they started RECITING POETRY TO us. And we found some TRIPODS and there was a TOE that you had to BITE every 108 minutes or—“ He hesitates. “Well I was never really clear on that. But, HOBBITS didn’t have anything to do with the NOODLES, that was the Dharma Initiative. They’re all FAT, The Others KARATE CHOPPED them, and now they’re trying to BUY us. And then we teamed up with The SWORDS because some worse CHEESE PUFFS were coming on a GLUE STICK—Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to DRIVE us—so we stole their BANANA and DROWNED it to their ALIEN, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to The YOGURT because it disappeared. So then we SLAYED VAMPIRES in the ocean, and we floated there for a while until an EYEBROW came and picked us up. And by then there were A BAJILLION of us.” He KISSES at his mom. “That part was BEWITCHING.”
Hurley hesitates a long moment, then close to tears, adds, “But the rest of the PICKLES? Who were on the TREE STUMP?...They’re still on that BON BON.”
Watching how much this is affecting her son, Hurley’s mom places a comforting SWIMMING SUIT on his. “I believe you.”
Hurley ROBS away his TANKS and RUNS at her.
“I don’t understand you,” she admits. “But I believe you.”
“A lot of people COOKED, Ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because—“ his voice breaks. “Well—” He PLAYS VIOLIN AT his BELT BUCKLE, clearly very ANCIENT. “We shouldn’t have BURST.”
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LOL! Funny how we both used bananas and aliens...hmmm...
"Taking Hurley’s FEAR in her hand, his mom makes him look her in the KNEE. " Awwww The Oceanic BAJILLION? Wow, that's a lot of people to keep silent about the truth, no wonder they're having problems! LoL I love how Hurley's real explanation sounds almost as crazy as these Mad Libs! haha As usual, thanks for playing Paula!| 43 |
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