2/23 Mad Lib Results: Scenes from Supernatural
February 28th 2009 20:19
ACTUAL SCENE
The Brother’s Grimm, on in this case Winchester investigate all your favorite bedtime stories and fairy tales in all their cannibalistic, slasher grandma goodness! That’s right, Sam and Dean show up in Maple Springs, NY to find an eerie similarity between the death of two brothers, and attack of another, and the story of the Three Little Pigs.
Posing as detectives, the brothers interview the last brother—where Dean tells him Sam’s the sketch artist—to find out it wasn’t a werewolf, just a normal guy. Dean starts to leave, and the guy asks Sam if he can see his sketch. Sam tells him it’s a work in progress, and shows him…a hilariously cute drawing complete with Wile E. Coyote tattoo!
Up next? Hansel and Gretel. Or in this case, a married couple who gets lost in the woods and winds up at a lovely little cottage with a charming old lady who invites them inside for pie…and then proceeds to drug them and carve up the husband with a rather large butcher’s knife. The woman gets away by knocking the old lady over, and catches a glimpse of a very Snow White-ish little girl standing outside. Once again, my theory that old ladies and little girls are scary pans out.
This new murder has Sam thinking…
Sam: I’ve been thinking about fairy tales.
Dean: That’s…nice. You think about fairy tales often, or…?
Sam gives his brother the typical Look, then tells him, no about the correlation between the murders and fairy tales, The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel…Dean starts to see it. The toad that they avoided hitting in while driving into town appears again and Dean tells Sam that whatever happens, he refuses to kiss a toad.
When the “Gretel” of the husband and wife team tells Sam and Dean that she also remembers a little girl with black hair and a white dress standing outside watching as the old lady killed her husband, Sam thinks it might be some kind of spirit hypnosis, maybe a trance. Dean’s response? “Trances I get, but Fairy Tale trances. That’s just bizarre.”
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PAULA'S SCENE
The Brother’s ROPE, on in this case Winchester investigate all your favorite HORNY CARROTS and BANANA tales in all their SLIMY, slasher DIAPER goodness! That’s right, Sam and Dean show up in BARN to find an DISGUSTING similarity between the death of two GORILLAS, and attack of another, and the story of the Three SWEET TOOTHBRUSHES.
Posing as SHOES, the brothers interview the last SUNGLASSES—where Dean tells him Sam’s the SHARP REMOTE CONTROL—to find out it wasn’t a PLANET, just a normal SPACE SHIP. Dean starts to leave, and the guy asks Sam if he can see his ALIEN BOUNTY HUNTER. Sam tells him it’s a work in progress, and shows him…a HAPPILY STITNKY LEASH complete with CAR tattoo!
Up next? MULDER AND SCULLY. Or in this case, a SEXY couple who gets lost in the FEET and winds up at a HOT little STICK with a BEAUTIFUL old SALAD BAR who invites them inside for EIFFEL TOWER…and then proceeds to JUMP them and KISS up the husband with a rather large BRIDGE. The woman gets away by LICKING the old SALAD BAR over, and catches a glimpse of a very KINKY PURSE-ish little CELL PHONE BOWING outside. Once again, my theory that old SALAD BARS and KINKY PURSES are SOFT pans out.
This new murder has Sam CRAWLING…
Sam: I’ve been SWIMMING about SOCKS.
Dean: That’s…PAINFUL. You SWIM about SOCKS often, or…?
Sam SCREAMS his brother the typical TOE NAIL, then tells him, no about the correlation between the CHRISTMAS TREES and SOCKS, The Three SWEET TOOTHBRUSHES, MULDER AND SCULLY…Dean starts to HUG it. The CHICKEN DANCE that they avoided LYING in while PEEING into town appears again and Dean tells Sam that whatever happens, he refuses to SNIFF a REFRIGERATOR.
When the “ELEVATOR” of the MULDER AND SCULLY team tells Sam and Dean that she also remembers a BOLD COOK BOOK with QUIET EAR and a SPOOKY FBI BADGE standing outside KICKING as the SALAD BAR GLARED AT her husband, Sam thinks it might be some kind of KEYBOARD hypnosis, maybe a SWIMMING SUIT. Dean’s response? “SWIMMING SUITS I get, but SOCK SWIMMING SUITS? That’s just CRAZY.”
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MEGGIE'S SCENE
The Brother’s AB ROLLER, on in this case Winchester investigate all your favorite AGGRESSIVE FURBIES and TOOTHBRUSH tales in all their FANCY, slasher TOP HAT goodness! That’s right, Sam and Dean show up in SCHOOL BUS to find a COMBATIVE similarity between the death of two CHICKENS, and attack of another, and the story of the Three THUNDEROUS CIGARETTE SMOKING MEN.
Posing as PIANOS, the brothers interview the last LIGHTHOUSE —where Dean tells him Sam’s the EXUBERANT WIG —to find out it wasn’t a FOG, just a normal GROBANITE. Dean starts to leave, and the guy asks Sam if he can see his GOLD MEDAL. Sam tells him it’s a work in progress, and shows him…a DASHINGLY DIRTY WALRUS complete with STAPLER tattoo!
Up next? MOOSE AND SQUIRREL. Or in this case, a MASSIVE couple who gets lost in the FEET and winds up at a OBEDIENT little ETCH-A-SKETCH with a WITTY old PIRATE who invites them inside for WWII…and then proceeds to BURN them and CREEP up the husband with a rather large DISHWASHER. The woman gets away by EATING the old PIRATE over, and catches a glimpse of a very a DEPRESSED WEATHER REPORTER-ish little PIXIE STICK EXPLODING outside. Once again, my theory that old PIRATES and DEPRESSED WEATHER REPORTERS are WIDE-EYED pans out.
This new murder has Sam SPITTING…
Sam: I’ve been UNDRESSING about PANTS.
Dean: That’s… CONDEMNED. You UNDRESS about PANTS often, or…?
Sam SLAPS his brother the typical TATTOO, then tells him, no about the correlation between the CONDIMENTS and PANTS, The Three THUNDEROUS CIGARETTE SMOKING MEN, MOOSE AND SQUIRREL …Dean starts to LEAP it. The HEART that they avoided TANGOING in while STINKING into town appears again and Dean tells Sam that whatever happens, he refuses to DIVE a FAKE WEDDING RING.
When the “CAROUSEL HORSE” of the MOOSE AND SQUIRREL team tells Sam and Dean that she also remembers an ANXIOUS DIAPER with BLOODY LIVERS and a SPARKLING SEWAGE standing outside DREAMING as the PIRATE KICKED her husband, Sam thinks it might be some kind of POPSICLE hypnosis, maybe a BAGPIPE. Dean’s response? “BAGPIPES I get, but PANTS BAGPIPES? That’s just GROTESQUE.”
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Love the stories! Hilarious as always
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