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Lilith10/26 Mad Lib Monday Results: A Scene From
October 31st 2008 03:33
Even if you've never seen Chuck, these wacky stories are well worth the read...
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Actual Scene
Chuck is being hung upside-down out of a window by one man. “Before you do anything rash, I think you should know I have the cipher!”
“Hand it over right now.”
“Don’t you think we should discuss terms first?” he shouts nervously, and the guy grabs him and pulls him up. Chuck is now standing on the ledge high above the busy street. The only thing keeping him from falling is the man’s grip.
“Now. Who are you?”
“You know, you probably wouldn’t believe me,” Chuck hastily replies. The man loosens his grip on Chuck’s tie. “Ahh! Oh!”
“Last chance. Who are you?”
“Chuck.”
“Okay…now tell me everything, Chuck.”
Chuck’s eyes widen, and suddenly the picture freezes as Chuck continues in a voice-over: “There is no way he is going to believe me, and I don’t blame him.” He goes on to quickly explain his background, how he’s the secret intersect an all, and oh yeah. “Of course, I can’t tell this guy that!”
The guy loosens his grip and Chuck rushes to explain, “Okay, okay! I kinda, sort of work for the CIA and the NSA on my off hours when I’m not working on the store—this is kind of a second job for me—and though I don’t look it being lanky of build, you should know that I’m probably, the most important intelligence asset—“ he pauses to catches his breath and nervously look down. “In the world.”
The guy just stares at him a second, then answers, “That is the single, dumbest story I’ve ever heard.”
“That very well may be, but,” Chuck warns, “If you drop me, there are a couple of people who are going to be very very upset.”
*Cue shotgun blast and door busting open*
Chuck’s voice-over continues: Meet Sarah and Casey. They’re here to protect me. *flashback scenes of Sarah* That’s Sarah. She’s here to protect me. *Sarah punching out the bad guys in her undercover outfit* Believe me. I know. *Cut to Casey* That’s Casey. He works for the NSA. He’s not as pretty.
“Let the geek go!” Casey yells, gun aimed at the bad guy.
“Wait!” Sarah quickly yells. “Not out the window.”
Casey shoots her a look. “Aren’t we picky.”
The guy glances at them, then tosses Chuck across the room, who yells until Casey catches him and drops him to a nearby couch.
Chuck: *scared and out of breath* Nice hands Casey.
The bad guy jumps out the window and Casey runs to watch him slide down a cable and run away.
Sarah: Why didn’t you stay in the car?
Chuck: You know what? It’s never safe in the car!
Casey turns around. “Well did you get it?” Chuck doesn’t answer. “Tell me you got it.”
Still slightly out of breath and shell-shocked from his near-death experience, Chuck just raises the cipher. “Yeah I got it! Of course I got it, it’s me.”
Casey snatches it out of his hand and walks out and Chuck falls back against the couch. Sarah gives him a smile and heads after Casey.
Paula's Scene
Chuck is being hung upside-down out of an ISLAND by one ICE TEA. “Before you do anything SOFT, I think you should know I have the LIVER!”
“EAT it over right now.”
“Don’t you think we should discuss BONES first?” he shouts HAPPILY, and the guy DANCES him and pulls him up. Chuck is now COUGHING on the CUP high above the busy SNOW. The only thing keeping him from falling is the ICE TEA’S LOLLIPOP.
“Now. Who are you?”
“You know, you probably wouldn’t believe me,” Chuck QUICKLY replies. The ICE TEA loosens his grip on Chuck’s SHAMPOO. “Ahh! Oh!”
“Last chance. Who are you?”
“Chuck.”
“Okay…now HORSE me everything, Chuck.”
Chuck’s NIPPLES widen, and suddenly the FIGHT freezes as Chuck continues in a voice-over: “There is no way he is going to JUMP me, and I don’t blame him.” He goes on to SLOWLY explain his FORK, how he’s the secret SHOE an all, and oh yeah. “Of course, I can’t SNIFF this guy that!”
The guy loosens his BRA and Chuck rushes to explain, “Okay, okay! I kinda, sort of SQUEEZE for the CIA and the NSA on my off hours when I’m not KISSING on the MAIL BOX—this is kind of a second WASH for me—and though I don’t look it being STICKY of build, you should know that I’m probably, the most important intelligence ONION—“ he pauses to catches his breath and nervously look down. “In the HOLE.”
The guy just TOUCHES at him a second, then answers, “That is the single, SPOOKIEST story I’ve ever heard.”
“That very well may be, but,” Chuck warns, “If you TWIST me, there are a couple of people who are going to be very very STUPID.”
*Cue DESK blast and ELEVATOR busting open*
Chuck’s voice-over continues: Meet Sarah and Casey. They’re here to RUN me. *flashback scenes of Sarah* That’s Sarah. She’s here to TURN me. *Sarah REACHING out the bad guys in her undercover GARBAGE* Believe me. I know. *Cut to Casey* That’s Casey. He works for the NSA. He’s not as QUIET.
“Let the BEER go!” Casey yells, HAMMER aimed at the bad ICE TEA.
“Wait!” Sarah HOPELESSLY yells. “Not out the RUG.”
Casey shoots her a look. “Aren’t we WET.”
The ICE TEA SUCKS at them, then CRIES Chuck across the room, who SINGS until Casey KEEPS him and drops him to a nearby SOAP.
Chuck: *WEIRD and out of breath* Nice TEETH Casey.
The bad ICE TEA WHISPERS out the SHOE LACE and Casey SMOKES to watch him slide down a SCARF and LAUGH away.
Sarah: Why didn’t you BURP in the FIRE?
Chuck: You know what? It’s never FAT in the FIRE!
Casey STARES around. “Well did you GROWL it?” Chuck doesn’t answer. “Tell me you GROWLED it.”
Still slightly out of LUBRICANT and shell-shocked from his near-SPIDER experience, Chuck just raises the LIVER. “Yeah I GROWLED it! Of course I GROWLED it, it’s me.”
Casey TASTES it out of his hand and GIGGLES out and Chuck falls back against the ROCK. Sarah gives him a SWORD and POKES after Casey.
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*sigh* How many times do you have to be reminded to burp the fire? And I agree. Spooky story indeed! Ice teas can be very scary...Oh man that whole thing was hilarious!
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Meggie's Scene
Chuck is being hung upside-down out of a SOUP BOWL by one MR. POTATO HEAD. “Before you do anything MUSHY, I think you should know I have the UFO!”
“BITE it over right now.”
“Don’t you think we should discuss MOUNTAINS first?” he shouts BEWITCHINGLY, and the guy BURNS him and pulls him up. Chuck is now TWIRLING on the CROWN high above the busy TEDDY BEAR. The only thing keeping him from falling is the MR. POTATO HEAD’S PIANO.
“Now. Who are you?”
“You know, you probably wouldn’t believe me,” Chuck BERSERKLY replies. The MR. POTATO HEAD loosens his grip on Chuck’s 7 LAYER DIP. “Ahh! Oh!”
“Last chance. Who are you?”
“Chuck.”
“Okay…now SING me everything, Chuck.”
Chuck’s ELBOWS widen, and suddenly the CURTAIN ROD freezes as Chuck continues in a voice-over: “There is no way he is going to DIG me, and I don’t blame him.” He goes on to COYLY explain his CHIMNEY, how he’s the secret TOILET and all, and oh yeah. “Of course, I can’t FORGET this guy that!”
The guy loosens his FINGERNAIL and Chuck rushes to explain, “Okay, okay! I kinda, sort of WAX for the CIA and the NSA on my off hours when I’m not BREAK-DANCING on the GRAND CANYON —this is kind of a second LUNCH BOX for me—and though I don’t look it being EMBARRASSED of build, you should know that I’m probably, the most important intelligence SAILBOAT —“ he pauses to catches his breath and nervously look down. “In the GARDEN.”
The guy just KNITS at him a second, then answers, “That is the single, GIGANTIC story I’ve ever heard.”
“That very well may be, but,” Chuck warns, “If you OUTBID me, there are a couple of people who are going to be very very MYSTERIOUS.”
*Cue DENCHERS blast and ICE CREAM CAKE busting open*
Chuck’s voice-over continues: Meet Sarah and Casey. They’re here to IMITATE me. *flashback scenes of Sarah* That’s Sarah. She’s here to KISS me. *Sarah SHRINKING out the bad guys in her undercover HAMBURGER BUN* Believe me. I know. *Cut to Casey* That’s Casey. He works for the NSA. He’s not as CREEPY.
“Let the BEAN go!” Casey yells, MASK aimed at the bad MR. POTATO HEAD.
“Wait!” Sarah EXTEMPORANEOUSLY yells. “Not out the BIGFOOT.”
Casey shoots her a look. “Aren’t we FAT.”
The MR. POTATO HEAD STINKS at them, then EXPLODES Chuck across the room, who HIDES until Casey MELTS him and drops him to a nearby BURRITO.
Chuck: * FUZZY and out of breath* Nice LIVERS Casey.
The bad MR. POTATO HEAD SPELLS out the COW PASTURE and Casey SLASHES to watch him slide down a BLANKET and REBUILD away.
Sarah: Why didn’t you JUMP in the PHONE BOOTH?
Chuck: You know what? It’s never TALENTED in the PHONE BOOTH!
Casey SLAM DUNKS around. “Well did you SPIT it?” Chuck doesn’t answer. “Tell me you SPIT it.”
Still slightly out of BUBBLES and shell-shocked from his near- DIAPER experience, Chuck just raises the UFO. “Yeah I SPIT it! Of course I SPIT it, it’s me.”
Casey SPOILS it out of his hand and SASHAYS out and Chuck falls back against the PRUNE. Sarah gives him a SOMBRERO and SMITES after Casey.
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I wouldn't mind I kinda, sort of waxing for the CIA and the NSA on my off-hours. But that bad Mr. Potato Head...*shudders* Talk about a near-diaper experience! How odd that we'd both randomly choose to insert livers into this week's scene!! LOL
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Wow...even though I'm excited to hear his music (I loved Walk The Line), I'm really sad to see him go as an actor. There was just something about his quiet vulnerability that was amazing on screen. Don't go Joaquin! I miss you already! Couldn't you just take a break for a while? 
Oh well, I wish him all the best in his music career, and can't wait to see what he comes out with! 
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