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TV Chit Chat - January 2008

Moonlight: The Mortal Cure

January 31st 2008 22:58

A medieval vampire named Lance shows up at Mick’s apartment asking for Coraline. He says she stole something from him and he wants it back. Mick tells him he hasn’t seen her. Lance and his right-hand man jump off the building into the night, assuring Mick they’ll see him again.


Mick goes to the hospital security guard to ask if he can review the footage of the night Coraline disappeared, and after some coaxing, he spots a woman named Cynthia Davis rolling out an empty bed with fingers sticking out from under the draped sheet. Cynthia, Mick informs us, was at his and Coraline’s wedding.

Mick goes to Logan, interrupting his Guitar Hero playing, and asks him for help finding Cynthia. After more money being passed along, Logan finds out that Cynthia is involved in some sort of French agricultural importing business. He has the name of the hotel where she’s staying.

Meanwhile, Beth is trying to deal with Josh’s death. Someone arrives from the DA’s office to give her his things and to let her know that Josh left her $40,000. She goes through his day planner and finds a number for a girl named Celeste. She calls the number, but can’t make herself speak when Celeste answers the phone. She calls and confirms Josh’s reservations with her that night instead.

Mick shows up at Cynthia’s hotel room, they smell each other through the door, and he asks her where Coraline is. She tells him her friend is in Europe. He asks her about The Cure, and she skirts the question smugly.


Logan calls with the location where the imports are being delivered. Mick goes and finds a warehouse full of blood, strange plants, a monkey, and Coraline and a researcher. Coraline is a vampire again.

Lance suddenly appears and asks Coraline if she really thought she’d get away with this. He then cuts off the researcher’s head and threatens to stake Coraline. Mick jumps in from the roof and knocks Lance away. His hand lands in a fire, but regenerates! He shoves Mick away and leaves with Coraline. Mick puts out the fire and calls for a cleanup.

Beth shows up at the restaurant and meets Celeste. She tells her Josh isn’t coming and angrily asks how long this thing between them has been going on. When Celeste is confused, Beth tells her that Josh is dead. Shocked, Celeste tells Beth that she was meeting with Josh because she was resetting his grandmother’s stone. He was planning on proposing. She pulls out the ring and gives it to Beth.


Mick visits Joseph and tells him what’s going on. As usual, Joseph tells him to forget about Coraline and worry about himself. Mick goes home to find Beth waiting and asks her if she’s okay. She tells him about the ring. She says the thing she’s struggling with most is that she doesn’t know what her answer would have been.

She asks Mick how he knew when to propose and that it was the right time. Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. It’s Coraline. He asks her where she went. Beth leaves, to which Coraline tells Mick, “I think Beth is starting to like me. She didn’t stab me back there.”

Mick asks Coraline why Lance is after her and why she was a human but is now a vampire again. Coraline tells him The Cure came from the 18th century. There were seven brothers all turned by the same sire, a cousin of Louis XVI. Mick almost laughs in the shock that Louis XVI was a vampire. Coraline tells him, “There’s much more to the French Revolution than is written in history books.”


She tells him that the Reign of Terror was actually a vampire genocide. A suspected vampire was shoved toward a fire to have his or her finger burned. If the flesh burned they were mortal. If the finger immediately turned to ash, they were sent to the guillotine. That’s where beheading came from.


The compound that they came up with allowed them to become human long enough so that they could pass the test. Coraline pulls out said compound while sitting on Mick’s couch. She took it from Lance.

She tells Mick she took away his life and wanted to give him back what she could. Mick lets Coraline cut his arm and administer the compound. Mick slowly becomes human again…just in time to head outside with Coraline, revel in the fact that he can feel warmth…and get attacked by Lance.


Lance welcomes his sister—that’s right, it wasn’t seven brothers in the noble bloodline. Mick accuses Coraline of setting him up, and she insists that it’s not true. Coraline and Lance fight, Mick tries to help, but now that he’s mortal it’s a little bit more difficult to fight a medieval vampire!

Lance flings Mick into a car windshield, and as he’s lying there bleeding smugly asks, “You wanted to feel human again. Well here you are. How does it feel Mick? Blood doesn’t taste the same now does it?” Just as he’s getting ready to stake Mick for good, Coraline tells him to stop. She’ll go with him and give him the compound if he’ll leave Mick alone. Lance accepts her offer, stakes Coraline instead.

Mick: Stabbing a vampire with a wooden stake is like putting a human in shackles.

Lance and flies off with Coraline and the compound, leaving Mick laying beaten and alone.

Back in his apartment, Mick moves around trying to find a syringe. As he says, “I’ve waited to feel human for a long time. But I forgot how painful it can be.” He takes a sample of his blood, now the only link he has to The Cure.


He then covers his table with all the food he hasn’t been able to eat in 85 years and digs in. When he gets ready for bed, he glances at his freezer, goes back into the living room and thinks, “I can finally sleep in a bed. Too bad I don’t have one.” He settles for the couch instead.

Mick goes to Josh’s funeral, and when Beth spots his bruises and cuts, she’s shocked.

Beth: Wait a second…are you human?

Mick: For now, yeah.

Beth: How does it feel?

Mick: The pain…the sun…and mortality…It feels amazing.

More quotes of the week:

“Part of what makes life so invigorating is its finite nature. We’re all mortal, our time is limited. It’s part of what allows us to love and hurt. And in the end it inspires us to make the most of the time we are given.”—Priest at Josh’s funeral.
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The Ultimate Crossover!

January 29th 2008 21:28

I’ve often thought of how much fun it would be if one day I woke up and there was a 12-hour marathon of The Ultimate Crossover: starring pretty much all of my favorite characters from all of my favorite shows. How cool would that be?

So…I started to think, what would be the storyline? There are so many great characters with varying jobs and personalities, how would I weave them all together? I sat down and decided, “Don’t think, just start typing.” And thus, here’s what came out. My two-minute start of The Ultimate Crossover…*Dun, dun, DUUUUNNNNNN!*

~*~*~


Booth gets assigned a case where all the victims are experiencing weird symptoms and strange bite marks on their necks. When Bones and the Squint team investigate the bodies, they end up telling Booth it’s something they’ve never seen before…something very unexplained…Upon hearing this, Booth heads down to the FBI basement and calls on his fellow Agents Mulder and Scully for help.


Mulder is sure it’s vampires. Scully insists they don’t exist. She goes up to have a look at the bodies while Mulder and Booth get called out to look at another crime scene.


As they pull up to the old cemetery in the rain, Mulder and Booth hear gunshots. They pull their own weapons, race out through the pouring rain and run almost immediately into Sam and Dean Winchester. After finally convincing Mulder and Booth that they aren’t the killers—that, in fact, they were after…well, vampires, all four guys decide to team up. Mulder and Sam and Dean swap supernatural hunting stories as Booth calls Bones to see if they’ve found out anything more.


Meanwhile...Back at the lab, a mysterious detective named Mick St. John has appeared, wondering if he might have a look at the bodies. After viewing the victims, he thanks them and starts to leave with no further explanation. Bones finds his actions odd, but is glad to see him leave. She goes back to her work, but Scully has noticed something very strange in Mick’s behavior. She stops him in the dimly lit hall to ask what is really going on.

Having heard of Mulder and Scully’s reputation, Mick is hesitant at first to admit he’s on the trail of vampires. Scully finally convinces him that whatever he’s about to say he can’t possibly surprise her any more. Mick finally tells her he thinks they might be looking at a rouge vampire. Scully tells him he really needs to meet her partner. They’d probably get along very well.


Bones suddenly gets a call from Booth, telling her that he’s just been informed that there have been three more attacks in Seattle.


The staff of Seattle Grace has been at a complete loss with the strange bite marks. Since the victims seem to hate light, can’t stand food, and have an unhealthy sudden urge to attack anyone carrying around fresh blood, they’ve called in a doctor name House who specializes in strange medical cases. They’ll call if they have anything else to contribute.


Booth, Bones, Mulder, Scully, Mick and a woman named Beth that everyone is slightly hesitant to let come, head off to Seattle. Sam and Dean inform them that they’ll be a little late, seeing as how they’re going to drive instead of fly. Scully is slightly envious.

~*~*~

*And scene*

Haha, so there’s the setup. Somehow I’d like to figure in the cast of Lost, Heroes, and Chuck, but obviously that will have to be somewhere further into the plot.

So what about you? What would be YOUR Ultimate Crossover?
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SAG Award Winners

January 28th 2008 06:15

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS / Daniel Plainview – “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
JULIE CHRISTIE / Fiona – “Away From Her” (Lionsgate)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
JAVIER BARDEM / Anton Chigurh – “No Country For Old Men” (Miramax Films)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
RUBY DEE / Mama Lucas – “American Gangster” (Universal Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Miramax Films)

PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Kevin Kline, "As You Like It."

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
QUEEN LATIFAH / Ana – “Life Support “ (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
JAMES GANDOLFINI / Tony Soprano – “The Sopranos” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
EDIE FALCO / Carmela Soprano – “The Sopranos” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy – “30 Rock” (NBC)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
TINA FEY / Liz Lemon – “30 Rock” (NBC)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
THE SOPRANOS (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
THE OFFICE (NBC)

SAG HONORS FOR STUNT ENSEMBLES

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM (Universal)

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
24 (FOX)

Screen Actors Guild Awards 44th Annual Life Achievement Award
Charles Durning
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XF2 UPDATE: Pictures and call sheets

January 27th 2008 16:32
Once again, thanks to Holly for this news!

From Hollywood North Insider:

"Sources close to the X-Files 2 production have informed us that extras are being told that they are playing 'Newfies' i.e from Newfoundland and are being asked to bring swimsuits for a particular scene being shot on a reservation in Mount Currie (which does not have a pool.) It is likely that since pre production started well before principal photography that FOX had a tank built for the scene. Duchovny, Anderson and Xzibit have all been spotted on set."

As for the pictures, DD and GA aren't seen in them this time, but they still lead to some interesting speculation. I'm not sure abou this whole "Werewolves in Newfoundland" rumor. I wouldn't put it against CC to bring in a ton of randomness just to throw us off the hook. But then again, Fox asked for the Wolfman Pictures to be taken down from the JoBlo site, so maybe there is something there. In any case, here's some more XF2 goodness for you to speculate upon...











Some people over at The X-files News have already begun to speculate...

- Billy Connelly is Father Joe

- Amanda Peet is Assistant Special Agent in Charge

- Xzibit is Agent Drummy

- The character Monica is being played by the waitress in The Post-Modern Prometheus

- Steve Kiziak is back as David Duchovny's stand-in (stunt double)

- Mr. Bobby Wingood is a reference to actor David Duchovny (fake name) (NOTE: That was his character's name an episode of Millennium called "Jose Chung's 'Doomsday Defense", so we can guess that it really is him )

- Marilyn Ramsey may be Gillian Anderson's fake name (not confirmed)

Xzibit also has some things to say about being in the X-files movie and a few pictures over at his blog.
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Bones Creator Signs New Deal

January 26th 2008 21:01
This sounds interesting! Let's just hope the writers come back so it can actually happen...


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Chuck vs. The Undercover Lover

January 25th 2008 03:55

Chuck flashes on the names of a band of Russian arms dealers…one of which appears to have a romantic past with none other than Casey


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Quotable Quotes!

January 24th 2008 19:03

I love quotes, which is just another reason the writers really need to come back. There’s nothing like being in the middle of a conversation and getting the opportunity to say (quite casually of course), “Look, you're nuts okay? We get it. We don't need to hear the rambling psycho-speech on why you did it


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12 lovely ladies were nominated by you for the Golden Remote Award: Hottest Female TV Character!

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Heath Ledger Dies

January 22nd 2008 23:04


From the Associated Press


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Talk about a ginormous category! It's taken me all day, but finally here are your winners for Best Chemistry! And just a quick reminder, here are the categories:

1. Best Romantic Chemistry (of shows currently in production


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Moonlight: Love Lasts Forever

January 19th 2008 00:57

(MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! Don’t read if you don’t want to know exactly what happens! )

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Yay! Finally pictures of BOTH our favorite FBI Agents back in action! Thank you USA Today!


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Just a quick update for everyone. Gillian Anderson has arrived on set, and filming has started up again! According to Chris Carter's most recent interview with TV Guide, the movie does indeed take place after the end of the series and we'll get to catch up with what Mulder and Scully have been doing over the past 6 years


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Voting is now closed, and the top three winners will be announced today!

16 new shows were nominated by you, and here are this year’s winners for the top three


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Curse you Writers’ Strike! Johnny Depp finally wins his LONG time coming Golden Globe and they don’t even let him get up on stage! ARGH! This would have been one of the best Golden Globe Awards ever if they’d actually had them. Not only did Johnny Depp win, but Sweeney Todd won for Best Comedy or Musical! Yay


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16 of our favorite funny guys and gals on TV were nominated by you, and here are this year’s winners for the top three Favorite Funny Characters


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Grey’s Anatomy: Lay Your Hands On Me

January 11th 2008 05:38

Unfortunately, this was the last of the pre-writers’ strike episodes to air, so no more new Grey’s episodes until…who knows when. But let’s not dwell on the bad news, and get on to the good. This week’s episode


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No New Bones until May

January 10th 2008 20:33

We all saw it coming, but now it's official. Due to the writers' strike, we'll be seeing no new adventures for Booth, Bones, and the Squint Squad until *gasp* MAY


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Golden Globes Cancelled

January 9th 2008 19:25

Sadly it is true. After holding out my hope for this long, I can no longer pretend that this year's Golden Globe Awards might still happen. After spending the last four days and counting being so sick I could barely get out of bed, I was at least looking forward to the fact that I'd have a week of awards shows to keep me company. I tuned in for the Critics' Choice Awards with my box of kleenex and five blankets and convinced myself that the odd mood this year was just me and the fact that I could barely swallow or breathe


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Ladies and gentlemen it’s the People’s Choice Awards…without…the people? Wait, what? That’s right. Thanks to the writers’ strike this year’s People’s Choice Awards is just poor Queen Latifah all dressed up by herself in a room full of various sized screens and pedestals talking to a camera standin of "we The People". But can I just say, thanks to her for doing it at all


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Critics' Choice Award Winners

January 9th 2008 00:36

Last night was the 13th annual Critics' Choice Awards, and, despite the 64th day and counting writers' strike, most people showed up. As George Clooney said, we all support the writers, but we just want the strike to be over so everyone can go back to work! Here is the list of winners. Tonight is the People's Choice Awards, and (still crossing my fingers for the best) the Golden Globes are set to air this Sunday


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After the announcement of the next X-files movie finally getting a go, who could have thought there could be anything better? Well my friends, how about this? A full on “love letter to fans” movie of our beloved Lone Gunmen? Back from the dead


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