Bones: Mummy in the Maze
October 31st 2007 04:55
Booth and Bones find a real life mummy hanging in a Halloween maze. But first they get kind of lost, and when the cop on the walkie-talkie gets the directions mixed up, Booth just busts right through the haystack walls in the direction of his flying flashlight. Problem solved!
Bones: How long will it take to get out of this maze?
Booth: Not as long as you might think.
*clicks his car key remote and…busts through some more haystacks right into the parking lot*
Back at the lab, Cam tells Hodgins and Zack that they will all go to the Halloween party dressed up. Zack decides on the back end of a cow and Hodgins on the captain of the Titanic.
Angela and Hodgins meet the PI who’s going to go to track down Angela’s husband. We found out that Angela’s real name is, well, not Angela Montenegro. She flies down to the unnamed key her husband is staying in, where she finds out the man still loves Angela, doesn’t want to get a divorce, and even built her a house. Despite the PI’s insistence of trying to get Angela to realize how gorgeous her husband is and how much he still wants her, Angela insists that she only wants to marry Hodgins.
Another mummy turns up in a haunted house, “The Dungeon of 1000 Corpses” to be exact. Booth and Bones go in, and Booth has to confront his fear of clowns. It’s the only time we’ve seen Booth actually jump in fright! Awww, first Sam (as in Sam Winchester of Supernatural) and now Agent Booth…I love it!
Looking at the evidence, the squints figure out that someone is actually trying to scare girls to death by drugging them and subjecting them to their worse fears. Think spiders, snakes, being buried alive, that kind of thing.
Booth dresses as a Squint for Halloween, complete with the taped glasses and blue lab coat, and Bones dresses as Wonder Woman. It’s her favorite costume. She wears it every year. Cam dresses as Catwoman, thus bringing up the debate, who’s stronger? Catwoman or Wonder Woman? Zack and Hodgins agree with Bones, definitely Wonder Woman.
Booth brings in a suspect dressed as the Grim Reaper. A guy who just happened to be at both crime scenes. When they find out he and his girlfriend had fun “roughing up” teenage girls, both Booth and Bones take a swing at the guy. Haha. Nice.
The best part of the entire episode is about the last fifteen minutes when everyone is dressed in their costumes. Oh yeah, Angela dresses up as Cher. They figure out the kid and his pierced girlfriend weren’t the killers after all, and Booth and Bones go to where they think the missing girl might still be alive—near a flower shop by the subway.
They get to the florists, and Booth shoots off the lock. Bones produces her giant gun, to which he asks, “OK, where did you even find a place to carry that?” She wants to shoot off the next lock, but Booth just takes it apart in his hands. They find a bunch of drugs and he figures out that the murderer is the EMT. Bones: “Smart. You should wear a lab coat at all times!”
They find another lock and Bones asks if she can shoot it off. Booth tells her no, but not before she can get off the shot…Which then bounces off the lock, off her Wonder Woman armbands, and hits Booth in the leg! As Booth is jumping around, Bones opens the door to find tons of snakes everywhere! She screams, and jumps off the floor. Apparently Bones has a slight phobia of snakes. Booth sighs and tells her to get on his back.
They enter the snake-filled room and find Megan, but the evil clown shows up and Bones shoots at him before he can shoot them. Booth drops her, she hits her head, then yells at him for dropping her. He says it was because she keeps shooting at things! She tells him her gun is too big for her, which he reminds her he’s been telling her the whole time, and they switch weapons. Bones stays behind with Megan as Booth goes after the killer clown.
By the time they make it back to the Jeffersonian, they’re both dirty, tired, and Booth is bloody from being shot twice--once by his partner, and grazed by the killer clown. Bones tells him they could still go to the party dressed as Wonder Woman and Clark Kent after a really bad date. He reminds her, “Yeah, a bad date because you shot me.”
Her response? “It was only a flesh wound, and you dropped me on my head!”
They decide they might as well go get a bite to eat. Bones can’t resist a Wonder Woman Spin on the way out...
This week had a ton of favorite Quotes of the week, so aside from the above, here’s some more:
Hodgins: And that’s what makes me King of The Lab. *off Cam’s look* A…loyal servant of the Empress…
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Booth: What did you see?
Nurse: A corpse, right pass the killer clown.
Booth: *nervously* Clown?
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Bones: Who’s stronger? Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
Zack and Hodgins: Wonder Woman
Bones: I concur vehemently.
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Booth: Please be advised that Agents are dressed as a squint and Wonder Woman.
~*~*~And my favorite...~*~*~*~
*After Bones accidentally shoots Booth*
Booth: You shot me! I said no! “Don’t shoot, no!”
Bones: Are you alright?
Booth:--“Don’t shoot, no, I said!”
Bones : I’m sorry! The bullet bounced off my bracelet, just like in Amazonia!
Booth: Jeez, Bones!
*she opens the door to find hundreds of snakes, screams, and jumps up off the floor*
Booth: What are you doing? They’re not poisonous.
Bones: I know. I know.
Booth: Then why don’t you get down?
Bones: It seems I’m not completely in control of my actions.
Booth: Get on my back…
*She does, they both go in with their guns and flashlights*
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Great episode! So much fun to watch.
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