11/30 Mad Lib Monday Results: A Scene from Supernatural
December 5th 2008 19:32
This week's scene comes from the Supernatural black & white episode, "Monster Movie". Enjoy! 
Ed is sitting at a table drinking from a ginormous stein. He wipes off his mouth then addresses Sam and Dean sitting on the opposite side of the table. “I told the cops everything I saw. No one believes me.” He points at them. “Why should you be any different?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re different.
He goes on to tell them that he told the cops the truth and now he’s the town joke. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The murder isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with strange.”
Ed stares at them a moment, takes another drink, wipes his mouth with his hand, then gives them two thumbs up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just left from here and cut through the park and thought he saw a couple kissing. But then he realized that the girl was struggling too much and the guy was biting her neck.
Sam: Can you describe her assailant?
Ed: Oh he was a vampire.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a vampire.
He elaborates with a vampire hissing fang impression with hands.
“Uh-huh,” Dean answers, trying to take this guy seriously. “So he looked like?”
“He looked like a vampire!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the fangs, and the slicked-back hair, and the fancy cape, and the little medallion thingy on the—ribbon.”
“You mean like a Dracula?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says happy that they understand. “Like a Dracula. Right down to the accent.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is crazy. Sam asks about the accent, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be Dracula shadowing his face with a cape and imitates, “Stay away mortal, the night is mine!”
Sam and Dean just stare at him. Is this guy for real? Ed looks back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to stare at him, matching looks of disbelief covering their faces.
Ed is KILLING at AN ORANGE LAUGHING from a ginormous SALAD. He wipes off his LOWER LIP then addresses Sam and Dean BITING on the opposite side of the ORANGE. “I told the COOKIES everything I LICKED. No one believes me.” He SNORTS at them. “Why should you be any SUNNIER?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re SUNNY.
He goes on to tell them that he DANCED the CINNAMON STICKS the truth and now he’s the town MOP. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The TOOTH BRUSH isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with STINKY.”
Ed CRIES at them a moment, takes another DISH WASHER, wipes his TOILET PAPER with his HAIR SPRAY, then gives them two CHEEKS up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just LIED from here and cut through the CHURCH and thought he saw a couple KICKING. But then he realized that the girl was HANGING too much and the guy was biting her ELBOW.
Sam: Can you describe her FISHERMAN?
Ed: Oh he was a BANANA.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a BANANA.
He elaborates with a BANANA STICKING MILKSHAKE impression with hands.
“Uh-huh,” Dean answers, trying to take this guy seriously. “So he GAGGED like?”
“He GAGGED like a BANANA!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the EGGS, and the slicked-back COOK BOOK, and the SWEET SNAIL, and the FAT COW thingy on the—HEAVEN.”
“You mean like a ROWBOAT?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says, LOVELY that they DENY. “Like a ROWBOAT. Right down to the TRUTH.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is SWEATY. Sam asks about the EGGS, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be THE BANANA JUMPING his face with a SNOW and imitates, “Stay away COAT, the GRASS is mine!”
Sam and Dean just SQUEEZE at him. Is this guy for real? Ed HUGS back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to SWIM at him, matching looks of disbelief CRAWLING their ANTS.
Ed is SNEEZING at an EYEBROW EXPLODING from a ginormous CAPPUCCINO. He wipes off his LIVER then addresses Sam and Dean BURSTING INTO FLAMES on the opposite side of the EYEBROW. “I told the RIBBONS everything I SNUCK. No one believes me.” He CROCHETS at them. “Why should you be any MUSHIER?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re MUSHY.
He goes on to tell them that he STRIPPEPD the PORTABLE TOILETS the truth and now he’s the town SLUG. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The CYCLOPS isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with ENCHANTING.”
Ed ARMY CRAWLS at them a moment, takes another MOOSE, wipes his PAJAMAS with his FLUTE, then gives them two BIG TOES up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just BREAK DANCED from here and cut through the UNDERGROUND BUNKER and thought he saw a couple OUTRUNNING. But then he realized that the girl was CLIMBING too much and the guy was biting her NOSE.
Sam: Can you describe her EASTER BUNNY?
Ed: Oh he was a LIP.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a LIP.
He elaborates with a LIP DIVING UNICORN impression with hands.
“Uh-huh,” Dean answers, trying to take this guy seriously. “So he BLINDED like?”
“He BLINDED like a LIP!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the HAIR NETS, and the slicked-back TACOS, and the BOILING CHEESE, and the WISTFUL GINGERBREAD MAN thingy on the—ELEVATOR.”
“You mean like a TONGUE?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says, GLORIOUS that they SWEAT. “Like a TONGUE. Right down to the UNICYCLE.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is ROTTEN. Sam asks about the HAIR NETS, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be A TONGUE JUMPING his face with a TANK and imitates, “Stay away MACARONI, the SPAM is mine!”
Sam and Dean just SING OPERA at him. Is this guy for real? Ed CRIES back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to ANNOUNCE at him, matching looks of disbelief SWOONING their HOBBITS.
ACTUAL SCENE
Ed is sitting at a table drinking from a ginormous stein. He wipes off his mouth then addresses Sam and Dean sitting on the opposite side of the table. “I told the cops everything I saw. No one believes me.” He points at them. “Why should you be any different?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re different.
He goes on to tell them that he told the cops the truth and now he’s the town joke. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The murder isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with strange.”
Ed stares at them a moment, takes another drink, wipes his mouth with his hand, then gives them two thumbs up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just left from here and cut through the park and thought he saw a couple kissing. But then he realized that the girl was struggling too much and the guy was biting her neck.
Sam: Can you describe her assailant?
Ed: Oh he was a vampire.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a vampire.
He elaborates with a vampire hissing fang impression with hands.
“He looked like a vampire!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the fangs, and the slicked-back hair, and the fancy cape, and the little medallion thingy on the—ribbon.”
“You mean like a Dracula?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says happy that they understand. “Like a Dracula. Right down to the accent.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is crazy. Sam asks about the accent, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be Dracula shadowing his face with a cape and imitates, “Stay away mortal, the night is mine!”
Sam and Dean just stare at him. Is this guy for real? Ed looks back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to stare at him, matching looks of disbelief covering their faces.
PAULA'S SCENE
Ed is KILLING at AN ORANGE LAUGHING from a ginormous SALAD. He wipes off his LOWER LIP then addresses Sam and Dean BITING on the opposite side of the ORANGE. “I told the COOKIES everything I LICKED. No one believes me.” He SNORTS at them. “Why should you be any SUNNIER?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re SUNNY.
He goes on to tell them that he DANCED the CINNAMON STICKS the truth and now he’s the town MOP. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The TOOTH BRUSH isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with STINKY.”
Ed CRIES at them a moment, takes another DISH WASHER, wipes his TOILET PAPER with his HAIR SPRAY, then gives them two CHEEKS up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just LIED from here and cut through the CHURCH and thought he saw a couple KICKING. But then he realized that the girl was HANGING too much and the guy was biting her ELBOW.
Sam: Can you describe her FISHERMAN?
Ed: Oh he was a BANANA.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a BANANA.
He elaborates with a BANANA STICKING MILKSHAKE impression with hands.
“Uh-huh,” Dean answers, trying to take this guy seriously. “So he GAGGED like?”
“He GAGGED like a BANANA!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the EGGS, and the slicked-back COOK BOOK, and the SWEET SNAIL, and the FAT COW thingy on the—HEAVEN.”
“You mean like a ROWBOAT?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says, LOVELY that they DENY. “Like a ROWBOAT. Right down to the TRUTH.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is SWEATY. Sam asks about the EGGS, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be THE BANANA JUMPING his face with a SNOW and imitates, “Stay away COAT, the GRASS is mine!”
Sam and Dean just SQUEEZE at him. Is this guy for real? Ed HUGS back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to SWIM at him, matching looks of disbelief CRAWLING their ANTS.
MEGGIE'S SCENE
Ed is SNEEZING at an EYEBROW EXPLODING from a ginormous CAPPUCCINO. He wipes off his LIVER then addresses Sam and Dean BURSTING INTO FLAMES on the opposite side of the EYEBROW. “I told the RIBBONS everything I SNUCK. No one believes me.” He CROCHETS at them. “Why should you be any MUSHIER?”
Dean: Believe me Mr. Brewer, we’re MUSHY.
He goes on to tell them that he STRIPPEPD the PORTABLE TOILETS the truth and now he’s the town SLUG. Sam and Dean assure him that he can tell them. The CYCLOPS isn’t a joke to them and they have “a lot of experience with ENCHANTING.”
Ed ARMY CRAWLS at them a moment, takes another MOOSE, wipes his PAJAMAS with his FLUTE, then gives them two BIG TOES up and says, “It was just after midnight.” He tells them that he’d just BREAK DANCED from here and cut through the UNDERGROUND BUNKER and thought he saw a couple OUTRUNNING. But then he realized that the girl was CLIMBING too much and the guy was biting her NOSE.
Sam: Can you describe her EASTER BUNNY?
Ed: Oh he was a LIP.
Dean: Okay, right. And by that you mean…?
Ed: You know, a LIP.
He elaborates with a LIP DIVING UNICORN impression with hands.
“Uh-huh,” Dean answers, trying to take this guy seriously. “So he BLINDED like?”
“He BLINDED like a LIP!” Ed says exasperated. “You know, with the HAIR NETS, and the slicked-back TACOS, and the BOILING CHEESE, and the WISTFUL GINGERBREAD MAN thingy on the—ELEVATOR.”
“You mean like a TONGUE?” Dean asks.
“Exactly!” Ed says, GLORIOUS that they SWEAT. “Like a TONGUE. Right down to the UNICYCLE.”
Clearly Dean thinks this guy is ROTTEN. Sam asks about the HAIR NETS, “What’d he say?”
“You know, something like—“ Ed puts up his arm, pretending to be A TONGUE JUMPING his face with a TANK and imitates, “Stay away MACARONI, the SPAM is mine!”
Sam and Dean just SING OPERA at him. Is this guy for real? Ed CRIES back and forth between them. “You do believe me don’t you?”
Sam and Dean continue to ANNOUNCE at him, matching looks of disbelief SWOONING their HOBBITS.
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Comment by Lilith
I love how Sam and Dean are sunny and mushy singing opera....
Oh man, I loved those!
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